My Little Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland
Because it's been awhile since I've scarred you all with a transcript of one of my wonky BSG-themed AIM conversations, here's some particularly crack-filled snippets from simultaneous chats with cerebel and millari.
Because vampires and Bollywood-esque arranged weddings weren't enough, this time I bring you the deliriousness of the BSG cast as...My Little Ponies.
This is really more or less where it begins:
demonqueen666: btw, i called my bff, the artist, and she goes "hello?" and i go "so, how would you feel about drawing Battlestar Galactica characters as My Little Ponies?...oh, and hi."
...And, well, it just gets worse from there.
demonqueen666: also, while you were gone, i was talking to millari, and i was like "you know, our conversations always come back to Felix/Gaius. i am such a one-note pony."
demonqueen666: ...and then im like "well now im picturing Gaius and Felix AS My Little Ponies"
cerebel: felix is my little pony with a limp :(
demonqueen666: ...i did not even think of the limp
demonqueen666: *emo tear*
demonqueen666: fortunately, i did not believe they take My Little Ponies out back and shoot them. they have Mystical Cuteness immunity to that.
cerebel: he'll have a My Little Prosthetic.
millari: I'm not sure which is more tragically hilarious - They Shoot My Little Felix Ponies, Don't They? or My Little Pony Prosthetic attachment
demonqueen666: ...and, hey, three other legs! im sure he'll get along just fine!
demonqueen666: ....maybe we should make him a wingaling pony. just to make up for it.
demonqueen666: Gaius is totally a unicorn.
cerebel: wingaling!gaeta.
cerebel: dear lord.
cerebel: he has wings and long my little pony eyelashes.
demonqueen666: lol, yes
demonqueen666: he is a very pretty pony
millari: god, what color would Gaius' mane be?
demonqueen666: it could still be his normal hair color
demonqueen666: what color the REST of him could be, now, im not even sure...
millari: but see, blue-maned gaius pony just makes me giggle...
demonqueen666: well. yes.
millari: mainly i think because i picture some little fangirl brushing it lovingly
millari: and so it has to be something garishly colored
demonqueen666: ...now im picturing the whole cast as a MLP herd, and theyre making fun of Gaius' horn
demonqueen666: "Well, aren't you just a pretty, pretty unicorn." "You know what? You can all just bite my-" "Oh relax, Gaius. They're just jealous that none of them are as special as you."
cerebel: "Bite your what? Your horn?" *giggle*
demonqueen666: "This is all very immature, and I am not even going to dignify it with a response." "Aww, now he's SULKING! Look guys, we made him SULK." "Aw, we're sorry Mr. Sparkley Unicorn. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
demonqueen666: ...and then half a dozen show up at the MLP infirmary with horn-goring related injuries
demonqueen666: do not FRAK with the unicorn
cerebel: lol
demonqueen666: ...though im sure felix would make a very snide remark about gaius would be the only unicorn ever who is uninterested in saving *virgins*...
millari: LOL. Frankly, I didn't know Unicorn!Gaius had it in him.
demonqueen666: he was pushed to the breaking point :P
millari: He's much more about the accidentally magically getting all the other MLPs killed
demonqueen666: and the pilots will all totally be wingaling ponies, because...you know, pilots
demonqueen666: only i think either starbuck or apollo or maybe both should be unicorn AND wingaling ponies, because They Are Just That Special
demonqueen666: maybe only the viper pilots should be wingaling. because otherwise, you got too much wingaling
demonqueen666: ...i think im overusing "wingaling" now, possibly
millari: you know, your convo with Head!MLP just made me realize that Six would be the fangirl brushing Gaius' mane - virtually
demonqueen666: omg
demonqueen666: YES. yes she would
Because vampires and Bollywood-esque arranged weddings weren't enough, this time I bring you the deliriousness of the BSG cast as...My Little Ponies.
This is really more or less where it begins:
demonqueen666: btw, i called my bff, the artist, and she goes "hello?" and i go "so, how would you feel about drawing Battlestar Galactica characters as My Little Ponies?...oh, and hi."
...And, well, it just gets worse from there.
demonqueen666: also, while you were gone, i was talking to millari, and i was like "you know, our conversations always come back to Felix/Gaius. i am such a one-note pony."
demonqueen666: ...and then im like "well now im picturing Gaius and Felix AS My Little Ponies"
cerebel: felix is my little pony with a limp :(
demonqueen666: ...i did not even think of the limp
demonqueen666: *emo tear*
demonqueen666: fortunately, i did not believe they take My Little Ponies out back and shoot them. they have Mystical Cuteness immunity to that.
cerebel: he'll have a My Little Prosthetic.
millari: I'm not sure which is more tragically hilarious - They Shoot My Little Felix Ponies, Don't They? or My Little Pony Prosthetic attachment
demonqueen666: ...and, hey, three other legs! im sure he'll get along just fine!
demonqueen666: ....maybe we should make him a wingaling pony. just to make up for it.
demonqueen666: Gaius is totally a unicorn.
cerebel: wingaling!gaeta.
cerebel: dear lord.
cerebel: he has wings and long my little pony eyelashes.
demonqueen666: lol, yes
demonqueen666: he is a very pretty pony
millari: god, what color would Gaius' mane be?
demonqueen666: it could still be his normal hair color
demonqueen666: what color the REST of him could be, now, im not even sure...
millari: but see, blue-maned gaius pony just makes me giggle...
demonqueen666: well. yes.
millari: mainly i think because i picture some little fangirl brushing it lovingly
millari: and so it has to be something garishly colored
demonqueen666: ...now im picturing the whole cast as a MLP herd, and theyre making fun of Gaius' horn
demonqueen666: "Well, aren't you just a pretty, pretty unicorn." "You know what? You can all just bite my-" "Oh relax, Gaius. They're just jealous that none of them are as special as you."
cerebel: "Bite your what? Your horn?" *giggle*
demonqueen666: "This is all very immature, and I am not even going to dignify it with a response." "Aww, now he's SULKING! Look guys, we made him SULK." "Aw, we're sorry Mr. Sparkley Unicorn. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
demonqueen666: ...and then half a dozen show up at the MLP infirmary with horn-goring related injuries
demonqueen666: do not FRAK with the unicorn
cerebel: lol
demonqueen666: ...though im sure felix would make a very snide remark about gaius would be the only unicorn ever who is uninterested in saving *virgins*...
millari: LOL. Frankly, I didn't know Unicorn!Gaius had it in him.
demonqueen666: he was pushed to the breaking point :P
millari: He's much more about the accidentally magically getting all the other MLPs killed
demonqueen666: and the pilots will all totally be wingaling ponies, because...you know, pilots
demonqueen666: only i think either starbuck or apollo or maybe both should be unicorn AND wingaling ponies, because They Are Just That Special
demonqueen666: maybe only the viper pilots should be wingaling. because otherwise, you got too much wingaling
demonqueen666: ...i think im overusing "wingaling" now, possibly
millari: you know, your convo with Head!MLP just made me realize that Six would be the fangirl brushing Gaius' mane - virtually
demonqueen666: omg
demonqueen666: YES. yes she would