Memorable Memorial
My weekend was dullsville...everyone was busy and I had nothing to do. There wasn't even any good TV.
Except for on Sunday night, when Adam asked if I wanted to go to a gay bar with him and his friend Aaron. Emphasis on the me with the nothing to do, so I said yes.
However, Adam's older sister Jessica ended up tagging along. And when we got to Aaron's house, his friend Justin came over (let me try to explain Justin...when asked what his job was, he joked "I just sit around being fabulous". There, I think I've explained Justin). Aaron gave us all drinks (I had a screwdriver). Then Jessica's friend Lisa showed up. And then Aaron's neighbors came over, this guy named Franklin (only everyone kept calling him Heath because Jessica insisted he looked like Heath Ledger, even though he totally didn't) and his girlfriend Kim. And we all sat around talking and joking for a really long time...Aaron, who's in a band, played us some songs on an accordian ("Viva Las Jesus...spread your legs for Jesus...!")
Finally we walked over to Mac's, this bar/restaurant that was a short ways away. I sat at the bar with Jessica and Lisa and had three shots (something called a "red-headed slut", which is Yager and cranberry juice and...some other alcohol I forget) and some bacon and chedder potato skins. And the other girls decided that since they had joke nicknames for each other ("J Dawg" and "Paintrain") I needed one too. So they called me "Big Momma".
Then they wanted to go out back to smoke, and I went with them, and wound up making out with a hot shirtless guy to "distract" him while we stole a roadsign.
So...fine, Sunday wasn't that boring. Whatever.
On Monday I did nothing but sit on the couch and watch various Law & Order episodes. And then I had a dream about being kidnapped by a family of nomads who lived in an RV.
skylark913, are we still doing X3 this week?
Except for on Sunday night, when Adam asked if I wanted to go to a gay bar with him and his friend Aaron. Emphasis on the me with the nothing to do, so I said yes.
However, Adam's older sister Jessica ended up tagging along. And when we got to Aaron's house, his friend Justin came over (let me try to explain Justin...when asked what his job was, he joked "I just sit around being fabulous". There, I think I've explained Justin). Aaron gave us all drinks (I had a screwdriver). Then Jessica's friend Lisa showed up. And then Aaron's neighbors came over, this guy named Franklin (only everyone kept calling him Heath because Jessica insisted he looked like Heath Ledger, even though he totally didn't) and his girlfriend Kim. And we all sat around talking and joking for a really long time...Aaron, who's in a band, played us some songs on an accordian ("Viva Las Jesus...spread your legs for Jesus...!")
Finally we walked over to Mac's, this bar/restaurant that was a short ways away. I sat at the bar with Jessica and Lisa and had three shots (something called a "red-headed slut", which is Yager and cranberry juice and...some other alcohol I forget) and some bacon and chedder potato skins. And the other girls decided that since they had joke nicknames for each other ("J Dawg" and "Paintrain") I needed one too. So they called me "Big Momma".
Then they wanted to go out back to smoke, and I went with them, and wound up making out with a hot shirtless guy to "distract" him while we stole a roadsign.
So...fine, Sunday wasn't that boring. Whatever.
On Monday I did nothing but sit on the couch and watch various Law & Order episodes. And then I had a dream about being kidnapped by a family of nomads who lived in an RV.
skylark913, are we still doing X3 this week?