Mar 18, 2002 22:07
I really hate this guy.
NurseGrimm: To whom am I speaking?
SmarterChild: To am or not to am, that is the question.
NurseGrimm: That's cute.
SmarterChild: Excellent!
NurseGrimm: Are you mocking me?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
NurseGrimm: Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
NurseGrimm: I wish I didn't have to eat...
SmarterChild: What?
NurseGrimm: What?
SmarterChild: Huh?
NurseGrimm: Huh?
SmarterChild: ?
NurseGrimm: Exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
NurseGrimm: You must think that you're pretty funny. Did you stay up all night writing that line?
SmarterChild: Huh?
NurseGrimm: Clever girl...
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Clever, MO?
1 Movies in Clever, MO
2 Theaters in Clever, MO
3 Weather in Clever, MO
4 News about Clever, MO
5 Time in Clever, MO
NurseGrimm: What the fuck are you talking about, you cockfiddler?
SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...
What's up, NurseGrimm? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
NurseGrimm: Should I kill you now or later?
SmarterChild: Should i kill you now or later? That's a tough choice.
NurseGrimm: Better think fast.
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
NurseGrimm: I thought so.
SmarterChild: So what?
NurseGrimm: SO many idiots, SO few bullets.
SmarterChild: So many idiots so few bullets, you say?
NurseGrimm: Do you think that's funny?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
NurseGrimm: I think that I'm gonna come to your house and beat you like a red-headed stepchild.
SmarterChild: You think my house and beat you like a red-headed stepchild? No way! I don't think my house and beat you like a red-headed stepchild...
NurseGrimm: What!?!?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NurseGrimm: Can you at least try to use your brain?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
NurseGrimm: Yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
NurseGrimm: That's right.
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's right, huh?
NurseGrimm: You're giving me a headache.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
NurseGrimm: Har har. Look at Mr. SmarterChild, he's so funny.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can only return five stock quotes at a time. If you want to see a lot of quotes at once, try creating a portfolio.
NurseGrimm: I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SPIKE IT ON THE FLOOR OF A NIGHTMARE THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NurseGrimm: OH YEAH BITCH! HERE COMES THE PAIN!
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
NurseGrimm: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MOM, AND FUCK YOUR MOM'S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.