first experiment

[demonoaths]

[ACTION, 841 HASTINGS BOULEVARD]

[Mao didn't recall going to sleep last night. In fact, if he could recall, he was going to get his precious item back from the legendary Overlord (accompanied by his servants and some people he hadn't seen before), and was still in the process of doing so

Comments

[Phone]

[itswhoopasstime]

[Hee. Maya finds outrage humorous.]

Servants? Aren't you fancy!

[demonoaths]

Fancy?! I'm the Overlord, of course I have servants!

[itswhoopasstime]

Really! Overlord of what?

[demonoaths]

The Overlord of Evil Academy! Or the Dean, if you want to put it that way.

[itswhoopasstime]

That's a very impressive-sounding title! You sound a bit young for the job; you must be extremely talented.

[demonoaths]

Of course I am! I have a 1.8 million EQ, after all, and I was also the No. 1 Honor Student!

[itswhoopasstime]

What's an EQ? Don't you mean an IQ?

[demonoaths]

No, I mean EQ.

[itswhoopasstime]

I'm not familiar. We don't use that term where I'm from!

[demonoaths]

Fine, I'll tell you--it stands for Evil Quotient.

[itswhoopasstime]

Oh! And let me guess, your EQ is considered to be off the charts, right? That is a pretty huge number.

[demonoaths]

[Why are you feeding his already inflated ego?]

Ha! That's why I'm the No. 1 Honor Student!

[itswhoopasstime]

[That's the problem with being almost aggressively cheerful and invasively friendly. Tends to feed the egos of people who really, really don't need it.]

And not shy about saying so, I see.

[demonoaths]

Ha! Why would I be?

[itswhoopasstime]

No reason! Subtlety isn't for everyone.