Oct 08, 2011 16:08
[PHONE]
Does anyone know the best way to keep a particular drone from interfering in your research? I locked him in the closet but he keeps getting out. He's interrupting a very important experiment!
[He huffs. At least when Letty was droned he didn't have to worry all that much about her interrupting, since she just seemed to not notice him whenever he had something to do, though maybe all that sneaking around her helped. Wilhelm is...well, different, especially as a drone.
Pause. Then, in a nonchalant yet somewhat irritated tone...]
Oh, yeah, and if anyone out there knows Wilhelm, he's been droned since a few days ago. I should know, his drone keeps getting in my way. [No, he doesn't care that this is probably old news by now. He's cranky and irritable right now, he doesn't really want to care.]
[ACTION]
[It's an ordinary day, and Mao is enjoying the weekend and the (temporary) freedom from school (even though he only comes to school every few days or so, just to keep from getting droned). Well, "enjoying" is a loose term, seeing as he's even more irritable than usual. You can find him:
a.) Not doing his job in the movie theatre. He's either reading comic books with a flashlight, tripping people over when they arrive, or just generally being more of a pest than a help.
b.) In the comic book store, hunkered down in the same spot he always takes, with a lot of popcorn by his side and surrounded by a pile of comic books. And drooling.
c.) Generally all over town. Feel free to bump into him while he's reading/plotting/drooling over a comic book/etc, though he won't be too pleased about it.]
[PHONE, again, locked to Almaz and Barton]
[Of course, somewhere along the way he's learned about homecoming. In fact, he already knew about it, since the drones in his house seemed to like asking him if he was taking a date along. While he has no interest in dating, he has been forming a rather nefarious plot. And of course he'll call up his faithful servants to help.
You can practically hear the evil grin on his face right now.]
Hey, you two. I've heard about this homecoming dance over the past few days from the drones in my house. What say we should liven it up a little?
[From the emphasis he places on those three words, it's pretty obvious you have no choice but to help in crashing the dance.
At least it'll be spectacular?]
always a demon,
huff huff drool,
uh oh mayfield is screwed,
muhahaha!,
screw the rules i'm the overlord,
let's crash homecoming,
who cares about jobs,
can't i research in peace?!,
screw you mayfield,
dancing at trauma,
greatest overlord of all time,
warning: honor student in action