Proof that I read too much slash:
Dawn: Oh shit, Oh shit (running up the stairs after watching next weeks preview)
Hubby: What!!??
Dawn: Next week on Buffy, omg Spike and Wood in bed cuddling!!
Hubby: What??!!!! What??!!
Dawn: Ummm, I meant Spike and Buffy...
Hubby: Hon, you really need to stop reading all that fanfic, it's getting to you
*grin* Hubby thinks I'm really outta my mind now ;)