If you're an attention whore, don't waste my time.
Got me there. I'll admit it.
If you're a self obsessed spoiled brat, don't waste my time.
Oh, just like Michelle is a spoiled brat who you "hope gets raped?" Fuck you. Fuck you.
If you think your opinions matter, don't waste my time.
Oh, and your opinion right now matters? Grow the fuck up.
If your name is Amy, don't waste my time.
No problem there. Really. I'm done coming back to you. You always seem to prove yourself to me again, and then you fuck it up. This isn't about figuring out the world and me. This about you growing up and learning to stop acting like an ass.
If you think you've got problems, don't waste my time.
Everyone does.
If you like country, don't waste my time.
This always pisses me off. A lot of music these days is just slapped together. Power cords and rap. Country music for the most part is actually good music. Planned out and well constructed. It's not my cup of tea, but I respect it. As a music major, you should, too.
If I ever did like you, don't waste my time.
So do you plan on losing all of your friends? Fucking moron.
If you play DDR, don't waste my time.
Okay?
If you think you have a boatload of music, don't waste my time.
And this is relevant how?
If you are paying your own way through college, don't waste my time.
WTF does that have to do with anything?
If you're from Illinois, don't waste my time.
Oops. I am. Looks like I'm outta the picture. Thank God.
If you have ever willingly called yourself a Hoosier, don't waste my time.
Okay, that's one I can agree with.
If you like Pure 80's, don't waste my time.
Heh. Whatever.
If you think you're spiritual, don't waste my time.
And what about you?
If you don't think humans have energies, don't waste my time.
Meh.
If you don't have a myspace, don't waste my time.
That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Really, now. Grow up and get off the fucking computer.
If you don't modify your myspace, don't waste my time.
If you constantly modify your myspace, don't waste my time.
So go live in a cave, Bryant. Save the world by leaving us the fuck alone.
If you like men, don't waste my time.
If you think women are hott, don't waste my time.
Are you a child?
If you wish every guy was like me, don't waste my time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah
If you like Tenacious D, don't waste my time.
Don't fuck with Jack Black.
If you use x's in your screen names, don't waste my time.
Whee!
If you think straightedge is awesome, don't waste my time.
Heh
If you've said we're brothers or I'm your brother, don't waste my time.
No longer the lil sis, eh? If that's family, then whatever. I'm not even going to bring up a nasty comment about your mother. I have decency.
If you don't like white power, don't waste my time.
Racist much?
If you love being the center of attention, don't waste my time.
I think you adressed this already.
If you think minorities have it bad, don't waste my time.
Where did all of this shit come from?
If you like music, don't waste my time.
Hello, music man. Go fuck yourself.
If you don't do things, don't waste my time.
How specific.
If you dress up for conventions, don't waste my time.
You are such a hypocrite.
If you like P. Diddy, or anyone with a fake name, don't waste my time.
Sorry, iMogen Heap owns your fucking soul. And if you insult her with a vague statement like that, you really need to grow up and look around a little more. THere is more to the world than your computer screen and your livejournal rants.
If you want to have an intelligent conversation, don't waste my time.
Because that's the adult thing to do.
If you work with the disabled, don't waste my time.
You are such a fucking asshole.
If you believe in monogamy, don't waste my time.
o.O Since when?
If you are crazy, don't waste my time.
Okay, so I snapped. Here it comes.
So you're leaving your mom behind?
If you still talk to your ex, don't waste my time.
^_^ Gladly.
If you back up your beliefs, don't waste my time.
What is up with all of this shit?
If you don't do drugs becasue those people are stupid, don't waste my time.
You should realize that you aren't important. No one is. Not even Bryant. Also, this is the internet. Stop taking it so seriously. Sorry. I guess the .
You obviously have a famiry disrespecting issue. You need to watch this.
Got me there. I'll admit it.
If you're a self obsessed spoiled brat, don't waste my time.
Oh, just like Michelle is a spoiled brat who you "hope gets raped?" Fuck you. Fuck you.
If you think your opinions matter, don't waste my time.
Oh, and your opinion right now matters? Grow the fuck up.
If your name is Amy, don't waste my time.
No problem there. Really. I'm done coming back to you. You always seem to prove yourself to me again, and then you fuck it up. This isn't about figuring out the world and me. This about you growing up and learning to stop acting like an ass.
If you think you've got problems, don't waste my time.
Everyone does.
If you like country, don't waste my time.
This always pisses me off. A lot of music these days is just slapped together. Power cords and rap. Country music for the most part is actually good music. Planned out and well constructed. It's not my cup of tea, but I respect it. As a music major, you should, too.
If I ever did like you, don't waste my time.
So do you plan on losing all of your friends? Fucking moron.
If you play DDR, don't waste my time.
Okay?
If you think you have a boatload of music, don't waste my time.
And this is relevant how?
If you are paying your own way through college, don't waste my time.
WTF does that have to do with anything?
If you're from Illinois, don't waste my time.
Oops. I am. Looks like I'm outta the picture. Thank God.
If you have ever willingly called yourself a Hoosier, don't waste my time.
Okay, that's one I can agree with.
If you like Pure 80's, don't waste my time.
Heh. Whatever.
If you think you're spiritual, don't waste my time.
And what about you?
If you don't think humans have energies, don't waste my time.
Meh.
If you don't have a myspace, don't waste my time.
That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Really, now. Grow up and get off the fucking computer.
If you don't modify your myspace, don't waste my time.
If you constantly modify your myspace, don't waste my time.
So go live in a cave, Bryant. Save the world by leaving us the fuck alone.
If you like men, don't waste my time.
If you think women are hott, don't waste my time.
Are you a child?
If you wish every guy was like me, don't waste my time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah
If you like Tenacious D, don't waste my time.
Don't fuck with Jack Black.
If you use x's in your screen names, don't waste my time.
Whee!
If you think straightedge is awesome, don't waste my time.
Heh
If you've said we're brothers or I'm your brother, don't waste my time.
No longer the lil sis, eh? If that's family, then whatever. I'm not even going to bring up a nasty comment about your mother. I have decency.
If you don't like white power, don't waste my time.
Racist much?
If you love being the center of attention, don't waste my time.
I think you adressed this already.
If you think minorities have it bad, don't waste my time.
Where did all of this shit come from?
If you like music, don't waste my time.
Hello, music man. Go fuck yourself.
If you don't do things, don't waste my time.
How specific.
If you dress up for conventions, don't waste my time.
You are such a hypocrite.
If you like P. Diddy, or anyone with a fake name, don't waste my time.
Sorry, iMogen Heap owns your fucking soul. And if you insult her with a vague statement like that, you really need to grow up and look around a little more. THere is more to the world than your computer screen and your livejournal rants.
If you want to have an intelligent conversation, don't waste my time.
Because that's the adult thing to do.
If you work with the disabled, don't waste my time.
You are such a fucking asshole.
If you believe in monogamy, don't waste my time.
o.O Since when?
If you are crazy, don't waste my time.
Okay, so I snapped. Here it comes.
So you're leaving your mom behind?
If you still talk to your ex, don't waste my time.
^_^ Gladly.
If you back up your beliefs, don't waste my time.
What is up with all of this shit?
If you don't do drugs becasue those people are stupid, don't waste my time.
I don't know what to say to that.
Just go grow up.
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You should realize that you aren't important. No one is. Not even Bryant.
Also, this is the internet. Stop taking it so seriously. Sorry. I guess the
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You obviously have a famiry disrespecting issue. You need to watch this.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679&q=mr.+t+mother
Signed,
The Kenny who started the "if..." trend.
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