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I am worth $2,298,128 on HumanForSale.com
I was bored, and I came across this site, and I found out that I am apparently worth quite a bit of money! Wow! I couldnt enter all the fields so I don't know if it came out quite right. For example the highest you could have on that site for high school gpa was 4.0 but mine is higher so I didnt answer that. But, I would suggest going to the site if you are bored. It is really amusing to see how much one is worth.
Stupid Laws:
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
Back in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted."
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
A Kentucky statute says: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
In Louisiana biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
In Louisiana you may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
In North Carolina if a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
In Ohio it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Texas:
It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel. Apparently, it is okay to do it from your house or apartment.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. Curiously, it doesn't specify that you need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
I was bored, and I came across this site, and I found out that I am apparently worth quite a bit of money! Wow! I couldnt enter all the fields so I don't know if it came out quite right. For example the highest you could have on that site for high school gpa was 4.0 but mine is higher so I didnt answer that. But, I would suggest going to the site if you are bored. It is really amusing to see how much one is worth.
Stupid Laws:
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
Back in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted."
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
A Kentucky statute says: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
In Louisiana biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
In Louisiana you may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
In North Carolina if a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
In Ohio it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Texas:
It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel. Apparently, it is okay to do it from your house or apartment.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. Curiously, it doesn't specify that you need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.