Proclamation 9 ♚ 03/05/10
See, if all the events had that fun of an ending, I wouldn't mind this place half as much.
But whatever. I have more important things to deal with. ...Which brings me to my point. [Clears his throat]
Haaaaaaahahahahaha!
Useless citizens of Somarium! Due to a discovery I made in one of my attempts to get places I'm not supposed to be able to without a pass, I now hold ultimate power over all of you due to an advantage I now hold!
I will share this secret with you under one condition, and one condition only- a pledge of your eternal loyalty!
Tremble beneath my feet! Tremble, I say!
Oh, and Rita? Canas? You can have it without trembling.
But whatever. I have more important things to deal with. ...Which brings me to my point. [Clears his throat]
Haaaaaaahahahahaha!
Useless citizens of Somarium! Due to a discovery I made in one of my attempts to get places I'm not supposed to be able to without a pass, I now hold ultimate power over all of you due to an advantage I now hold!
I will share this secret with you under one condition, and one condition only- a pledge of your eternal loyalty!
Tremble beneath my feet! Tremble, I say!
Oh, and Rita? Canas? You can have it without trembling.