Time Warner Cable
So... after two hours on the phone to straighten everything out, I go to show them my picture ID at their office... and then have to straighten everything out again there since my order was canceled. If I didn't need their fast internet for SCIENCE I'd dump them like a hot potato filled with radioactive scorpions, because we've gone far beyond the point of merely being ridiculous (and we have the Kentucky Public Service Commission riding their buttocks, along with US Congressman Ben Chandler).