OHMIYA MPREG!!!
Title: Better then Harvest Moon DS :] Part 1 of 3
Pairing: OHMIYA MY OTP
Genre: Crack Comedy Mpreg
Rating: ummm PG-13?? (I don't understand American ratings, It would be a 12A or PG in England)
Disclaimer: I Own Nothing...Except My mind. Harvest Moon and Arashi are not connected to me in any way.
P.S I know NOTHING about childbirth and very little on pregnancy so im sorry if there are mistakes ^_^
UN BETA'ED
ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!
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"Nino...We need to talk..."
"Listen. Don't worry, Chinen will be fine! It was only two flights of stairs and the doctors will fix him up in no time at all! And- Well - I didnt MEAN to trip him... and kick him...and laugh at his screams..." Nino said as he poured himself a drink from the cold tap.
"No that's not what...Wait! YOU DID WHAT!?!..Well anyway... This is important. I think you should sit down..." Ohno pulled Nino into the living room of their shared apartment.
"Nino. There is no easy way to say this...But...Im pregnant." Onho confessed.
Unfortunately Nino was half-way through a mouthful of water and he spent the next few seconds spraying it onto the new carpet.
"YOU WHAT!? Your a guy! You can't be!" He finally spluttered out.
"I know it's a shock. But it's true...I dont know how but im Three months pregnant.!"
"Shit...I thought you were just putting on a bit of weight! Wait..The baby is MINE, right?" Nino asked, suddenly suspicious of the father's identity. After all, Ohno had Been filming Maou for a while and Toma's not exactly ugly is he?
"Of Course Nino-chan! Don't you trust me?" Ohno began to sob - his eyes filling with tears (Hormones Nino thought).
"I'M GUNNA BE A FATHER!!!!" Nino cheered as he bounced around the room, "This is better than Harvest Moon DS!!!"
Ohno smiled, he was glad his wonderful hubby had understood...Now he just needed to find the right time to tell the other members.
3 months Later....
"Sho-kun?" Aiba peered around the door to Sakurai's room. "I'm worried about Ohno...he keeps being sick."
"Yeah..He's gained weight too...Maybe he should see a doctor?" Sho said looking up from the book he was reading.
"Nino said he had Reallyillandstuffitus! IS THAT SERIOUS?" Aiba asked with a concerned look on his face.
It took Five minutes for Sho to stop laughing.
A week later....
"We, The AMAZING Ohmiya SK, Have an Announcement!"Nino said dragging a very hormonal and tired Ohno into the dressing room. The other three members looked up, dreading what terrible illness of Ohno's Nino was about to reveal.
"OHNO'S PREGNANT! I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!"
Nino didn't get the congratulations he was expecting. Instead, Aiba ran up to Ohno and started listing off terrible names for the baby (some of the suggestions were Aiba-Junior, Sakuraiba and Dumpling). Sho bombarded Nino with a mountain of questions (Mainly HOW??).
...Jun fainted and needed emergency treatment.
2 Months and 4 weeks later....
"Ok now PUSH!"
"GO TO HELL!"
"Now Ohno-san we need you to push."
Nino was terrified, for the last 10 minutes he had been holding Ohno's hand in the hospital as his precious Oh-chan went into labor. Ohno's normally friendly and kind personality had disappeared and he was telling everyone (including Nino) how useless they were. One young nurse had already ran out crying from Ohno's verbal abuse.
"1.2.3.PUSH!"
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Nino cringed, every time Ohno pushed he squeezed Nino's hand with more force I will never be able to hold a controller again! He thought in dismay.
Finally 1 hour (though it seemed like longer) later Ohno and Nino were cradling their healthy New-born daughter, surrounded by their family and the other members.
"Well, that wasn't so bad." Nino smiled.
Ohno glared at him. "You didn't do anything!"
"Your right, Thank you Ohno. We now have a beautiful baby girl to watch grow up." Nino leaned down and kissed Oh-chan's nose. "Now get some sleep." He whispered.
3 Months Later....
"WWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
It was 2am and being the 3 month old she was KazuToshi (they compromised, much to Jun's despair at such an 'awful' name) was screaming her little lungs out.
"Your turn."
"No..your turn."
"It was MY turn last time!"
"Fine..."
Ohno rolled out of bed and stumbled into his daughter's room, after a few minutes of rocking KazuToshi back to sleep he returned to bed and wrapped himself around his hubby.
"You know, even though I havent had a good nights sleep in 3 months, and I still have stretch marks...I think it was well worth it." Ohno murmured into Nino's back.
"Mmmm. Yeah." Nino agreed. "But I'm a bit worried..."
"Why?"
"Yesterday I saw Aiba dragging Sho into Mothercare...I think we might of encouraged another Arashi baby to be born."
"So Sho is pregnant?!" Ohno gasped.
"I hope so...If Aiba is the pregnant one it will be hell. Imagine a hormonal Aiba!" Nino shuddered.
"Good point...Awww Jun will be the only one left!"
"Do you really want someone as DoS as Jun to have a hormone imbalance? If that ever happens im moving to a different country."
The Next day...
"I have an important announcement!" Jun stood hands on hips in front of the other members.
"OH CRAP! Oh-chan pack your bags! I'm not going to risk staying here with a pregnant MatsuJun!" Nino screamed dragging Ohno out the door.
"Pregnant? I was going to say I bought a puppy!"
OWARI :]
Sorry its not that good...I just had this idea in my head for a while. I plan to write two more parts :]
Pairing: OHMIYA MY OTP
Genre: Crack Comedy Mpreg
Rating: ummm PG-13?? (I don't understand American ratings, It would be a 12A or PG in England)
Disclaimer: I Own Nothing...Except My mind. Harvest Moon and Arashi are not connected to me in any way.
P.S I know NOTHING about childbirth and very little on pregnancy so im sorry if there are mistakes ^_^
UN BETA'ED
ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!
#~#~#~#~#~#~#
"Nino...We need to talk..."
"Listen. Don't worry, Chinen will be fine! It was only two flights of stairs and the doctors will fix him up in no time at all! And- Well - I didnt MEAN to trip him... and kick him...and laugh at his screams..." Nino said as he poured himself a drink from the cold tap.
"No that's not what...Wait! YOU DID WHAT!?!..Well anyway... This is important. I think you should sit down..." Ohno pulled Nino into the living room of their shared apartment.
"Nino. There is no easy way to say this...But...Im pregnant." Onho confessed.
Unfortunately Nino was half-way through a mouthful of water and he spent the next few seconds spraying it onto the new carpet.
"YOU WHAT!? Your a guy! You can't be!" He finally spluttered out.
"I know it's a shock. But it's true...I dont know how but im Three months pregnant.!"
"Shit...I thought you were just putting on a bit of weight! Wait..The baby is MINE, right?" Nino asked, suddenly suspicious of the father's identity. After all, Ohno had Been filming Maou for a while and Toma's not exactly ugly is he?
"Of Course Nino-chan! Don't you trust me?" Ohno began to sob - his eyes filling with tears (Hormones Nino thought).
"I'M GUNNA BE A FATHER!!!!" Nino cheered as he bounced around the room, "This is better than Harvest Moon DS!!!"
Ohno smiled, he was glad his wonderful hubby had understood...Now he just needed to find the right time to tell the other members.
3 months Later....
"Sho-kun?" Aiba peered around the door to Sakurai's room. "I'm worried about Ohno...he keeps being sick."
"Yeah..He's gained weight too...Maybe he should see a doctor?" Sho said looking up from the book he was reading.
"Nino said he had Reallyillandstuffitus! IS THAT SERIOUS?" Aiba asked with a concerned look on his face.
It took Five minutes for Sho to stop laughing.
A week later....
"We, The AMAZING Ohmiya SK, Have an Announcement!"Nino said dragging a very hormonal and tired Ohno into the dressing room. The other three members looked up, dreading what terrible illness of Ohno's Nino was about to reveal.
"OHNO'S PREGNANT! I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!"
Nino didn't get the congratulations he was expecting. Instead, Aiba ran up to Ohno and started listing off terrible names for the baby (some of the suggestions were Aiba-Junior, Sakuraiba and Dumpling). Sho bombarded Nino with a mountain of questions (Mainly HOW??).
...Jun fainted and needed emergency treatment.
2 Months and 4 weeks later....
"Ok now PUSH!"
"GO TO HELL!"
"Now Ohno-san we need you to push."
Nino was terrified, for the last 10 minutes he had been holding Ohno's hand in the hospital as his precious Oh-chan went into labor. Ohno's normally friendly and kind personality had disappeared and he was telling everyone (including Nino) how useless they were. One young nurse had already ran out crying from Ohno's verbal abuse.
"1.2.3.PUSH!"
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Nino cringed, every time Ohno pushed he squeezed Nino's hand with more force I will never be able to hold a controller again! He thought in dismay.
Finally 1 hour (though it seemed like longer) later Ohno and Nino were cradling their healthy New-born daughter, surrounded by their family and the other members.
"Well, that wasn't so bad." Nino smiled.
Ohno glared at him. "You didn't do anything!"
"Your right, Thank you Ohno. We now have a beautiful baby girl to watch grow up." Nino leaned down and kissed Oh-chan's nose. "Now get some sleep." He whispered.
3 Months Later....
"WWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
It was 2am and being the 3 month old she was KazuToshi (they compromised, much to Jun's despair at such an 'awful' name) was screaming her little lungs out.
"Your turn."
"No..your turn."
"It was MY turn last time!"
"Fine..."
Ohno rolled out of bed and stumbled into his daughter's room, after a few minutes of rocking KazuToshi back to sleep he returned to bed and wrapped himself around his hubby.
"You know, even though I havent had a good nights sleep in 3 months, and I still have stretch marks...I think it was well worth it." Ohno murmured into Nino's back.
"Mmmm. Yeah." Nino agreed. "But I'm a bit worried..."
"Why?"
"Yesterday I saw Aiba dragging Sho into Mothercare...I think we might of encouraged another Arashi baby to be born."
"So Sho is pregnant?!" Ohno gasped.
"I hope so...If Aiba is the pregnant one it will be hell. Imagine a hormonal Aiba!" Nino shuddered.
"Good point...Awww Jun will be the only one left!"
"Do you really want someone as DoS as Jun to have a hormone imbalance? If that ever happens im moving to a different country."
The Next day...
"I have an important announcement!" Jun stood hands on hips in front of the other members.
"OH CRAP! Oh-chan pack your bags! I'm not going to risk staying here with a pregnant MatsuJun!" Nino screamed dragging Ohno out the door.
"Pregnant? I was going to say I bought a puppy!"
OWARI :]
Sorry its not that good...I just had this idea in my head for a while. I plan to write two more parts :]