Theft Thirty-Three

[demonfoxthief]

...Why am I small and adorable? And female?

...Did I mix up my plants again?

Comments

[zombie_pen]

[attempts to stifle a laugh behind his her hand]

[demonfoxthief]

Well, at least I'm not the only one who's been changed.

[Grins, and licks his her lips. Despite the fact that he she looks a little bit like a loli right now.]

[zombie_pen]

[blinks, a blush raising to her cheeks]

I'm not a piece of meat, you know!

[folds her arms under her chest]

[demonfoxthief]

No, but you're still damn attractive like this.

[zombie_pen]

[stammers]

N-not half bad yourself, though a bit young for my taste.

[demonfoxthief]

I don't see why I have to be small. [Sniffs, offended.]

[zombie_pen]

[leans down, pinching her cheek]

I think you're adorable~

[demonfoxthief]

[alsdkfslfsdf] I AM NOT ADORABLE I AM THE KING OF THIEVES! [Goes to slap Sam's hand away.]

[zombie_pen]

[pulls back, a smile on her lips]

I see you're still as snarky as ever.

[demonfoxthief]

Yes. Yes I am. [Attempts to fold her arms over her chest, fails.] Hnnn...

[zombie_pen]

Though hardly very intimidating...

[demonfoxthief]

[sdfsdfds] I AM TOO INTIMIDATING!

[zombie_pen]

You're about 4' tall, & look like a small child playing dress-up.

[demonfoxthief]

Not my fault. Blame the city.

[zombie_pen]

It's more fun to poke fun at you~

[demonfoxthief]

Not when I cut your ha-

[Is quiet for a moment.]

...I'm bleeding. I...

[Flails.]

NO NO NO NO NO!