This is what I get to come home to

[demonfire]

I did my usual morning routine, woke up, weighed myself, had a little something to eat, and then started my work out routine after checking my email, etc. I forgot I left my AIM on and this is what I am greeted with from my fiance.

MahPoopins: morning skoosh ball :3
Sent at 10:52 AM on Tuesday
MahPoopins: and apparently you have not risen to meet it c.c
or you are working out
or you are having hot sexins with [deleted]
or you are taking a poop
SEE POOP WASN'T THE FIRST ONE
or you are making/eating breakfast
or you got run over by a reindeer
or you are getting the paper
or you have lost the molecular bonds that keep you solid, thus becoming a gas and dissipating into the ionosphere
or you are ignoring me
or you are discovering your inner diva
or you are sneaking up behind me
or you are crying the corner
or you are getting tired of this
and so am I so I'm gonna stop now

I love my fiance, and this is why.