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3.3 Last time in Yamato Legacy: Noses happened! Oh, yeah, baby, the nose-gene finally got into this legacy! Teen romance happened, too. But fun stuff made Grimmy unhappy so he killed Dmitri off, so I sent the girls to college before he got them, too.
I’ll start this legacy by showing off some parts of the house I designed for them. Ok, so it’s not perfect, but I’ve wanted something like this for a long time. Slowed my game like crazy, though, and was the main reason why the next gen will be the last :(
This house is claimed! XDD
There were about 6 of these because I wanted Apartment Life but my PC can’t handle it. One day, AL. One day…
After playing this lot, I realized that the many kitchens confused my sims. Oh, well, at least there were plenty of place to woohoo in, glitchy and slow as they may be.
Unless you’re the heir and had your own building! No, I wasn't playing favorite! What makes you think so?
I’d like to give you a tour but that will take forever because this lot is huge and every room is customized. Just believe me when I say it’s awesome.
Meet their housemate… whose name I couldn’t remember. Well, nice to meet you, housemate! Do whatever you want! We won’t care about you anyway!
And this was what the game decided to put my beautiful heiress in.
Housemate: *smirks* I look better than your heiress.
Megumi: I do not know that chick.
*kills game*
Btw, Megumi was still the female version of Vincent.
While Kaoru..
Still as pretty as always, even when in stupid outfit *sighs*
The first thing I Kaoru did when she arrived was choosing a major which would help her get to permaplat. Good job, me Kaoru!
While this was the first thing Megumi did.
Megumi: *gets high after Dmitri’s death*
Megumi: *speaks gibberish*
Housemate-whose-name-I-can’t-be-bothered-to-check: My housemates are a junkie chick and a hobo. College is going to be so boring.
Kaoru ignored her sister’s crisis and went to check her bathroom, where the toilet god told her about her grandfather’s death.
Toilet god: So, yeah, your granddad died before you left. Sorry, I guess Grimmy got jealous because I got more screen time than he did.
Kaoru: Oh. Well, at least I got money, right?
Toilet god: Yeah, congratulation for that and don’t forget to flush before you leave.
She flushed and took Megumi to get new outfits.
When they got to the lot, Megumi had a crisis again.
Megumi: Flourbag, my love, we shall marry and have your floury kids and raise them until college and you won’t ever die like my grandfather did…. Grandpa!!!!! Why did you leave me? Who will I play video games with now?
Hottie-who-had-a-crush-on-Touya: Wth, flourbag? Mop is hotter!
College dude: Not a daddy issue, but close enough. Hot!
After that little crisis, Megumi got a proper makeover.
Cashier: Look at me having an attitude! Bring me into your legacy before it ends!
*ignores*
And this is Kaoru who is… booby.
Am I the only one who’s obsessed with the fact that female sims’ boobs look fake? They’re always unnaturally perky *pokes as Kaoru’s boobs*
*jiggles jiggles jiggles*
*coughs* all right, now that we look good, let’s get some lovin’!
Pervy prof: Should I report this to the cops or watch? Hmm, let’s see. Yeah, watching sounds right.
This didn’t feel right so I sent BJ away so I could get him to college.
Kaoru: Come back when you’re about my age, kay? Night night.
BJ: Sure. Can I touch your boobs goodbye?
So I got BJ and Allen (Megumi’s bf) into college and moved them into the house. Seemed like everything went smoothly, right?
WRONG
OMGWTFWTHBBQ. WHERE IS MY CUTE PERVY BJ? WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!
It’s only a couple of months ago that I realized BJ came with a warning that he’d grow into a weird looking boy *headdesk*
This was my failed attempt to salvage BJ.
Random college student: Dude, the back of my head looks better than you.
BJ: Maybe. But I have the make-out privilege with the heiress.
Allen was there, too, btw. He’s just being perfectly boring as usual.
Well, we already have a criminal mastermind, BJ. Plus, I’m having seconds thoughts about having you father the last heir.
Whatever Allen, it’s not like I’ll play you much
Allen: But… puppies… and kittens!
*yawns*
One good thing about Allen was that he could cure Megumi of her… uh… condition.
Housemate: Err… Hi. My name is…
Megumi: Yes, flourbag, let's have a family together! *smothers housemate*
Allen: *cures Megumi with the power of healing make out session, become friends with her*
Kaoru: Eww! Why is BJ now a blond yeti?
BJ: *creeps closer to Megumi and Allen*
*headdesk*
I decided that BJ was NOT going to father my heir, so I sent Kaoru to lots to find prospective booty calls.
Yes, dear, follow the arrow and you shall be awarded with booty.
This was the guy Kaoru was attracted to. And… Was that snake-skin suit? Err.. no, thanks.
But on second thought…
Unfortunately the guy was more into killing snakes than music and Kaoru's air guitar skill didn't impress him. Back to the lot it was.
Let’s see if the matchmaker could get it right this time.
Kaoru: Look, I’m not looking for romance, okay? Just give me someone with good genes to woohoo with!
And the matchmaker gave her this.
Kaoru: WTF isn’t this my relative?
Yes, it was. This was Naru, Yukito’s daughter with Touya’s wife. I made them share Lilly XD
Anyway, this was her dad’s cousin! Get her someone else now!
Matchmaker: Someone not your relative, eh? How particular. It’s not my fault your creator couldn’t be bothered to create more townies. But here’s one anyway.
This better be good, woman *prepares to smite*
It’s one of the sorority girls, Heather! She’s got nice nose, too! Perfect, you will be the mother of my heir!
Or not. Oh, shit.
Kaoru: Why, I sense a slap coming…
Heather: Another relationship ruined. My work is done for the day *leaves*
Matchmaker: *hides*
Fortunately, not every relationship was doomed. In fact…
Look who just got engaged! You should be grateful I didn’t care enough to mess up with your relationship. I mean, just look at Kaoru.
Kaoru: I am so sorry I cheated on you! Check out my boobs, I’m hot!
BJ: It’s ok, babe. Now, chin up so I can have a better look at those boobs.
This went on and on and on because BJ was a convenient booty call.
Housemate: She should get an A for her acting.
Housemate channeled my thoughts well.
Housemate: So when will you finally decide on a major? Our creator is getting pretty sick of it, you know.
Allen and Megumi: Ummm…
She never decided. The game put her in philosophy major or something in the end. And she wanted to be a minister of education *eyerolls*
Look who got back together! This called for a celebration!
I see that someone took bleaching seriously.
BJ: I’ll tap that!
Also, I want a winter wonderland legacy so bad!!!
This didn’t seem like a good idea, but who am I to ask a romance sims to control her libido?
Told you.
BJ: *gives magical healing make out session (patent pending!)*
Oh, come on, game!
*alarm rings*
Robber: Will the police buy it if I say I just want to play video games in an empty room in a stranger’s house?
Nope.
But then again…
Cop: *enters wrong room, looks high* Oh. Oops.
Allen: This is so scary! I will stand here very close to the fight so I’m at bigger risk of getting hurt!
Robber: My rheumatics!
This cop was more competent than the one who came to Mamoru’s rescue, though.
Robber: Do they have masseur in prison?
Traumatic experience warranted make out sessions.
BJ: I’m so scared. I think I’m going to get nightmares! Let’s play some games to take my mind off the robbery, preferably games that involve getting naked.
Eh, why not. She’s a romance sims, after all. Just make sure you take the pill tomorrow, Kaoru!
The woohoo apparently, uh, liberated Kaoru.
Kaoru: *goes to show off her laser-beam-shooting boobies to class*
Postman: Must deliver… boobies… to… love box. Can I use the bathroom?
Since things were well again between her and BJ, she went out with Heather again, and this time away from the house.
Kaoru: remember that time we were caught cheating? Hilarious!
Heather: Hmm? Really? Which one are you? That’s a Thursday in my life.
How very kind of you to lust over other girls in the presence of my heiress, Heather.
Kaoru: Can we go somewhere you won’t lust after anyone and my father isn’t wassaping us?
Then they went to a restaurant to… eat.
Waitress: Weee! Free live porn!
Kaoru: Multiple booty calls acquired. Time for some adult loving!
Where do you carry your money? Oh, well, I guess the driver didn’t mind. Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a serial killer?
This was a big mistake, but BJ was coming to the legacy.
Stop looking so smug, BJ! You won’t be there for your sperm! You will be my slave!
BJ: Don’t care. Had sex.
Housemate: Wait, you’re leaving already? Don’t leave me! I am interesting! Look at me setting my kitchen on fire and drowning myself in filth!
*ignores*
Umm, Allen, what are you wearing?
Megumi: I’ve graduated. Can I get married now?
Well, since you asked so nicely…
Allen: Wait, what? I just left college minutes ago!
Shut up. I even gave you a house. Most college graduates don’t get half as much as you do. Now marry Megumi!
Allen: *sighs* fine
Megumi: My dad’s uncle is hot!
Allen: My sister-in-law is fine!
This isn't going to end well, is it?
Next time in Yamato Legacy: it's baby making time!
Kaoru deserved more loving in college. Unfortunately, the lot was so slow and took forever to load. I could move them to dorms or smaller houses but I was too attached to the castle house D: