Mar 24, 2005 18:10
y the fuck do people cut me off and proceed to go slow as shit? i have no problem with someone pulling out in front of my, even if its close, so long as they accelerate fast enough so i dont have to brake. on my way home from work i had a rust bucket nissan pathfinder V6 pull out in front of my and go slow as shit. i didnt even touch the brakes til i was about 5 feet from his bumper. he turned around and through that little shit window on pickups called me an asshole and just putted along at 25mph. that was fine with me, i was on his ass in second gear, which when used properly can take me all the way to around 60mph. we reached the top of the hill on the bridge and i punched it to get around his ass. i heard his engine rev as he attempted to prevent me from stealing his masculinity. even with his every effort i passed him like he was in reverse, he turned on his lights so i then passed the 3 cars ahead of me and zoomed on home. there really are times when i think the world would be better off without humans infesting its beauty.
on other notes. if you want to buy a clean 93 talon tsi that can smoke about 93% of cars on the road and have about $3300 then drop me a line. im in the market for an early 90s BMW 535i. or if anyone wants some amazing oral sex they can buy me a later 90s M3 4door =). well im gonna get some food and lvl my diablo 2 necromancer over lvl 50. peace out everyone, i hope to see you on the streets.
And die rather than submit.