An open letter to the pseudo-intellectual college fucks of Atlanta
Dear Pseudo-intellectual college fucks,
IT'S OK TO LAUGH.
IF you had the chance to attend Pere Ubu's performance in front of Roger Corman's amazing creation, "X", THEN I'm sure you noticed that SOME parts of it were funny!
WE ALL LAUGH.
Even you! All you stuck up, film-sniffing, hipster, bastards that were sitting on your hands and trying your best to look smug and faaaaar too good to enjoy a little more than just the aesthetic appeal of the performance...AND YOU...The little glasses wearing fucktard who sat next to me achieving an amazing impression of an attempt to be Oscar Wilde, but instead coming off looking like a badly shorn Jiminy Glick.
Kudos to you!
You didn't enjoy yourself.
Or if you did, you didn't show a smidge of it.
...but you missed out man.
I was even thinking of offering you a Goober.
Fuck that.
IT'S OK TO LAUGH.
IF you had the chance to attend Pere Ubu's performance in front of Roger Corman's amazing creation, "X", THEN I'm sure you noticed that SOME parts of it were funny!
WE ALL LAUGH.
Even you! All you stuck up, film-sniffing, hipster, bastards that were sitting on your hands and trying your best to look smug and faaaaar too good to enjoy a little more than just the aesthetic appeal of the performance...AND YOU...The little glasses wearing fucktard who sat next to me achieving an amazing impression of an attempt to be Oscar Wilde, but instead coming off looking like a badly shorn Jiminy Glick.
Kudos to you!
You didn't enjoy yourself.
Or if you did, you didn't show a smidge of it.
...but you missed out man.
I was even thinking of offering you a Goober.
Fuck that.