Thing on FB I stole from my brother
.....because his responses were just too good.
Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things. At the end, you choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
1. Take the 113 until you get two blocks past the avenue, then get off. How about I get off when I see you? No, if you see me keep going two more blocks.
2. Can we change the channel? No, I invested a lot of money into watching this show and I want to get my moneys worth.
3. The house is clean!!! WTF? No it isnt!!! You're right, your house is not clean, my house is.
4. What do you call that? Well, I call it mine. You can call it money.
5. Shwababa
6. It's ok he likes people. I like people too.
7. They're all gonna laugh at you
8. There's no one better than you, and that is the honest to god truth
9. It took him 3 months after I got back to even look at the pictures he bitched me out to take.
10. How many people in the family do u know that have a pool? A real pool, no one, and that includes you, cause this pool is inflatable
11. Haha you messed up your balls!! Well, it beats being you anyday.
12. Im sittin in the hammock
13. Do you think anyone is home? Well theres only one way to find out!!
14. I understand completely. Completely? well... I understand you want me to do something.
15. Hello there my name is Jackson. Jacks-on Jacks-off?
16. Why are you watching 10 Most Mysterious Unsolved Crimes. What you did was not that mysterious and you got caught.
17. I know him? You do?? Yeah he's the guy that arrested me.
18. So was the show worth the investment? No. I want my money back.
19. Why do I have to sit down? Why do you have to ask stupid Questions?
20. How about you ask me in spanish? How about you just learn some fucking english and then ask for favors.
21. She may not have the education to think on her own, but I'm sure she will figure that out later.
22. If you know where Rivadavia is you can pretty much go anywhere in the city.
23. Don Gato, Tringo, y Peligro
24. We do not ask for much, its just that, well you dont know how to give.
25. Im sorry officer I am late for church.