Suite 518/520, Monday morning
When the Source of All Evil woke Monday morning, he was very disoriented for a moment. Where had the weekend gone? One minute he was killing the Slayer, then the next....
He'd woken up with Phoebe, thinking he was a demon of...love and joy, and that she was an evil witch. She seemed to think that he was evil and she was with him to protect her sisters. It all seemed so unreal.
He'd gone out into the common room and...redecorated it. Hugged Pippi. Made out with Walter what the hell! Complimented Dick on his dexterity. Propositioned Annette. Conjured fruits and veggies for Shawn. Weirded out Summer. Made out with Nadia. Freaked out Al. Talked to Schrodinger.
Later that night, he'd hugged Tori. Offered a reticent Z a hug. Scared Cassie for some reason. Turned down a proposition from Lana.
The next morning he'd propositioned Dean. Told Dawn of his role in spreading joy. Been turned down by Lana, wtf. Offered to fetch naked dancing boys for Evie. Was interviewed -- ON CAMERA -- by Zero. Hit on Isabel, only to be interrupted by Dawn.
And that evening, he'd propositioned Cam. Propositioned Marie. Made out with Peter Pevensie. Hugged Weiss. Blessed Bridge.
And Anders. Oh hell, Anders. He had to kill him. Yes.
If he didn't try to kill himself first. He could never show his face in public again. Ever.
He'd woken up with Phoebe, thinking he was a demon of...love and joy, and that she was an evil witch. She seemed to think that he was evil and she was with him to protect her sisters. It all seemed so unreal.
He'd gone out into the common room and...redecorated it. Hugged Pippi. Made out with Walter what the hell! Complimented Dick on his dexterity. Propositioned Annette. Conjured fruits and veggies for Shawn. Weirded out Summer. Made out with Nadia. Freaked out Al. Talked to Schrodinger.
Later that night, he'd hugged Tori. Offered a reticent Z a hug. Scared Cassie for some reason. Turned down a proposition from Lana.
The next morning he'd propositioned Dean. Told Dawn of his role in spreading joy. Been turned down by Lana, wtf. Offered to fetch naked dancing boys for Evie. Was interviewed -- ON CAMERA -- by Zero. Hit on Isabel, only to be interrupted by Dawn.
And that evening, he'd propositioned Cam. Propositioned Marie. Made out with Peter Pevensie. Hugged Weiss. Blessed Bridge.
And Anders. Oh hell, Anders. He had to kill him. Yes.
If he didn't try to kill himself first. He could never show his face in public again. Ever.