Letter Meme
Day 8 - Your favorite internet friend:
Phoenix:
When we're around, the sex is awesome and the bullshit I spout is believable. You're my favorite Kaldoan in the Universe and the hottest piece of ass.
~Shawn Spencer.
Day 9 - Someone you wish you could meet:
Dear Val Kilmer
Thank you for generally being awesome during the '80s and '90s...The Y2K generation could stand improvements.
~Your biggest fan, Shawn Spencer.
Day 10 - Someone you don't talk to as much as you'd like to:
Dean Winchester,
Dude, it was JUST A NIBBLE. You were delicious. THAT WAS IT...sheesh!
att. Shawn Spencer
Day 11 - A Deceased person you wish you could talk to:
Dear Rocket the Lab from down the street,
I miss you lots, especially feeding you and teaching you tricks like fetching Dad's paper and switching it with Dick Kirk's Playboy ever other Wednesday. Hope doggie heaven kicks ass.
~12-year-old!Shawn
Day 12 - The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain:
Mr. Yang:
I figured it out: you did this to me. You almost killed my mother, Abigail, Juliet...and you butchered all those people, including me for your sick obsession. I finally understood why you wanted me to call you mama: you sacrificed me. You wanted me to be your protege so badly you made a deal with a demon to kill me...but when I saw your face in the specialized chamber...it was priceless. That meant that your bullshit ritual backfired and I'm still not your son.
~Shawn Spencer.
Day 13 - Someone you wish could forgive you:
Marrion Mary:
I should've figured it out faster, I should've done it right. You didn't have to die.
~Shawn.
Day 14 - Someone you've drifted away from:
Jules,
Wanna get together at Marty's? We gotta reconnect our loveline~!
~h&k Shawn
Day 15 - The person you miss the most:
Mom,
I'll be visiting up soon. Buy lots of pineapple and BBQ sauce!
~Goose
Day 16 - Someone that’s not in your state/country:
Capt. Jack:
I eated the other hellhound. Tell Dr. Creepy-Asshole and the teddy-bear sidekick that. KTHNXBAI.
~Agt. Spencer
Day 17 - Someone from your childhood:
Freckled-Left-Foot Fran:
Damn! When did you become a supermodel?!
~Shawn Spencer (AVAILABLE! Call ###-###-####)
Day 18 - The person that you wish you could be:
Dear Dad,
I'm only saying this once: I want to be Tony Hawk, only less broken bones.
~your son.
Day 19 - Someone that pesters your mind-good or bad:
Lassie;
Why are you in my wet dreams? Yes, poke fun at that all you want but the merit is still there.
~Spencer (room 232 The Hilton)
Day 20 - The one that broke your heart the hardest:
[demon!verse]
Phoenix,
Why would you do that?
~Spencer.
Day 21 - Someone you judged by their first impression:
Dear 2006!Lassiter:
Proved you wrong.
~h&k 2010!Shawn
Phoenix:
When we're around, the sex is awesome and the bullshit I spout is believable. You're my favorite Kaldoan in the Universe and the hottest piece of ass.
~Shawn Spencer.
Day 9 - Someone you wish you could meet:
Dear Val Kilmer
Thank you for generally being awesome during the '80s and '90s...The Y2K generation could stand improvements.
~Your biggest fan, Shawn Spencer.
Day 10 - Someone you don't talk to as much as you'd like to:
Dean Winchester,
Dude, it was JUST A NIBBLE. You were delicious. THAT WAS IT...sheesh!
att. Shawn Spencer
Day 11 - A Deceased person you wish you could talk to:
Dear Rocket the Lab from down the street,
I miss you lots, especially feeding you and teaching you tricks like fetching Dad's paper and switching it with Dick Kirk's Playboy ever other Wednesday. Hope doggie heaven kicks ass.
~12-year-old!Shawn
Day 12 - The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain:
Mr. Yang:
I figured it out: you did this to me. You almost killed my mother, Abigail, Juliet...and you butchered all those people, including me for your sick obsession. I finally understood why you wanted me to call you mama: you sacrificed me. You wanted me to be your protege so badly you made a deal with a demon to kill me...but when I saw your face in the specialized chamber...it was priceless. That meant that your bullshit ritual backfired and I'm still not your son.
~Shawn Spencer.
Day 13 - Someone you wish could forgive you:
Marrion Mary:
I should've figured it out faster, I should've done it right. You didn't have to die.
~Shawn.
Day 14 - Someone you've drifted away from:
Jules,
Wanna get together at Marty's? We gotta reconnect our loveline~!
~h&k Shawn
Day 15 - The person you miss the most:
Mom,
I'll be visiting up soon. Buy lots of pineapple and BBQ sauce!
~Goose
Day 16 - Someone that’s not in your state/country:
Capt. Jack:
I eated the other hellhound. Tell Dr. Creepy-Asshole and the teddy-bear sidekick that. KTHNXBAI.
~Agt. Spencer
Day 17 - Someone from your childhood:
Freckled-Left-Foot Fran:
Damn! When did you become a supermodel?!
~Shawn Spencer (AVAILABLE! Call ###-###-####)
Day 18 - The person that you wish you could be:
Dear Dad,
I'm only saying this once: I want to be Tony Hawk, only less broken bones.
~your son.
Day 19 - Someone that pesters your mind-good or bad:
Lassie;
Why are you in my wet dreams? Yes, poke fun at that all you want but the merit is still there.
~Spencer (room 232 The Hilton)
Day 20 - The one that broke your heart the hardest:
[demon!verse]
Phoenix,
Why would you do that?
~Spencer.
Day 21 - Someone you judged by their first impression:
Dear 2006!Lassiter:
Proved you wrong.
~h&k 2010!Shawn