ugh, my brain is nothing but insecurities teetering about the living room, held together with bits of string and the occasional beer. But thank you. :D
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do you think you'll feel this way when your thesis wraps up? (on the other hand, did you write a blow job into your thesis on request? PROTEIN BLOW JOB. THAT'LL GET THE COMMITTEE TO REMEMBER YOU.)
ironically, ladies who give push out babies also push out lots of other things at the same time. NURSING SCHOOL. IT HAS TAUGHT ME SO MANY THINGS. There's a follow-up thought to that pooping statement, btw, but I'm not certain what it should be...
YES, I WILL POST TO NINTH_EAGLE. UM... MONDAY. (am leaving town for the weekend, in about 2 hours. ARG. GOING TO THE WOODS FOR "ROMANTIC GETAWAY." NO INTERNET IN THE WOODS.)
that is apparently how it works. I watched a lady give birth last month, and after she had the baby she was all FUCK OFF EVERYONE. It was creepy. She was totes bleeding a LOT after the birth, to the point where (so sorry, this bit is gross) the doctor had to put on sterile gloves and MANUALLY REMOVE BITS OF THE UTERUS, and you can guess just where he had to put his hand to do that, and the lady was just FUCK OFF I HAVE MY BABY NOW.
moms are weird, man.
I myself am all for uterine replicators, Miles Verkosigan style. Put the fertilized egg in a box! Wait nine months! Open the box!
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ugh, my brain is nothing but insecurities teetering about the living room, held together with bits of string and the occasional beer. But thank you. :D
KINDLE VERSION VERY SOON. HARD COPY TO FOLLOW.
do you think you'll feel this way when your thesis wraps up? (on the other hand, did you write a blow job into your thesis on request? PROTEIN BLOW JOB. THAT'LL GET THE COMMITTEE TO REMEMBER YOU.)
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YES, I WILL POST TO NINTH_EAGLE. UM... MONDAY. (am leaving town for the weekend, in about 2 hours. ARG. GOING TO THE WOODS FOR "ROMANTIC GETAWAY." NO INTERNET IN THE WOODS.)
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moms are weird, man.
I myself am all for uterine replicators, Miles Verkosigan style. Put the fertilized egg in a box! Wait nine months! Open the box!
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