Mrc and Esc: Spear, Sling, Club

[demon_rum]

I was being *terribly and cruelly* harassed earlier in the week by Nobody In Particular, about a certain work of fiction that's been sitting at 98% done for, um, a while now. And so this little fiction is for Nobody In Particular, who should NOT talk about putting off major projects. (Naturally, I am also hoping for art.) Yes, this is what I did

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[demon_rum]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa KITTEN!

YAY WET CATS. So cute and miserable at the same time! Yay adorable misery!

OH MY GOD PROCASTINATION I HAVE TO GO FINISH THINGS RIGHT NOW. DID NOT REALISE THE TIME.

see how easy it is? Also, too, Mrc and Esc are all your fault, the end.

[poziomeczka]

THANK GOD, AT LEAST THIS KITTEN IS NOT STAPLED ACROSS QUI-GON'S CROTCH. I AM VERY CAREFUL NOW, WHEN YOU MENTION KITTENS, ZOE.

[demon_rum]

I KEEP HEARING THE WORDS QUI-GON, KITTEN, AND CROTCH TOGETHER. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

[demon_rum]

OH GOD I JUST LOOKED AT THAT IN CLASS.

I CAN NEVER FINISH NURSING SCHOOL NOW.

[poziomeczka]

NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME. EVER.

[demon_rum]

I WILL NEVER PURGE IT FROM MY MIND. I CANNOT.

THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN I RAN ACROSS RAHM EMMANUEL/NANCY PELOSI SPANKING FIC ON AO3.

MY EYES!

[demon_rum]

I DID NOT THINK IT WOULD BE QUITE SO ... GRATUITOUS. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT. I HAVE SEEN YOUR ART.

[demon_rum]

FANDOM RUINED YOUR BRAIN. HOT SEX HAS GIVEN WAY TO CUDDLING AND THE OCCASIONAL BIZARRE TENTACLE PORN.

ALSO,YOU CAN DRAW BABY ANIMALS ANY TIME YOU WANT. IF GUILT OVER PAST ACTIONS MAKES YOU DRAW EVEN MORE BABY ANIMALS, THEN I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU FOR A WHILE THAT YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON WHO DOES CRUEL THINGS TO UNSUSPECTING PROTEINS.

NOW GIVE ME SOME DUCKLINGS, PLEASE.