You realize yet that you're the only one freaking out here?
So... what the hell is the big issue anyway? I come down here, we meet, we talk, I make one comment to the she-devils and you get like THIS? *shakes head* That doesn't speak very well of a "proper" demon now, does it? To let a couple of words make him so bent out of shape? So what gives?
What gives? I don't get it. And ta, pet, m'not freaking out. You'll know freaking out when you see it. Tend to go on homocidal rages when I'm sodding 'freaking out'.
*I snort at the upstart.*
I'm pure EVIL. I don't bloody well control my urges, why should I? M'supposed to corrupt, make people bloody well fall. Annoy the sodding Angels. What the fuck is wrong with that?
*Why the bloody hell does no one but Viggo undertand? Do all these little gits think the Morningstar controls HIS urges? Fucking Hell.*
Look, I'm not a good man. M'not a 'nice' man. Personally, I don't bloody well see anything wrong with that mate.
I never said you were a 'nice' man, or even that there was anything wrong with it. You have a chip the size of Toledo on your shoulder, dude. *shrugs* I just think you're a little over the top with the "Evil" and "proper" shit. You ever hear the phrase "speak softly and carry a big stick"? In case you haven't, it means that really, you're making a fool out of yourself more than anything, whether you're evil and nasty and the worst thing that hell's ever seen.
*shrugs*
But hey man, whatever. I already said I don't like people getting in my face so... I'm not gonne get all over you about it. It's just kinda... comical, is all. *snickers* Kinda reminds me of this one old cartoon where the vamp had to keep runnin' around yelling "blah" and "I vant to suck your blood" to make people think he was so bad, and in the end all they ever did was ignore him.
So, anyway... no hard feelings.
Whats for fun around here? I'm serious. You say you corrupt demons? Here I am. Have at it. Lets go have some fun. I can be fun.
M'not a sodding comedy, pet. Though my Angel-half's a fucking tragedy. Be glad you didn't sodding split. That's what. Though you might, from neck t'navel if you don't stop pushing my bloody buttons.
No, s'not demons we corrupt, but the mortals. Up on Earth. Y'do know we can go there right?
*stands calmly, head cocked to the side, smirking*
Forget it, man. You're gonna blow a gasket. I'll just find someone else to be all "demon-like" with if you're gonna get this steamed up over a dude that just happens to also have attitude. See... you can dish the attitude, man, but you can't take it back.
And no, I didn't know we could go back to earth, but hey, I'm still figuring all this shit out.
So... what's the deal? You going to keep threatening me, or are we gonna play like the bastard demons that we are? Because I can go hang out with plenty of others down here. Maybe even become one of those *gag* Risen that you seem to have such an affinity for. If you'd just chill though, I think you and I could have some fun together, wreaking havoc or whatever the hell you all do down here. Or up there.
S'not the attitude, pet. It's the insults I'm not rightly taking to. Look since I've been down here, all Hell's bloody well broken loose, and the stupid gits in charge are too busy holding hands with the sodding ANGELS to do a fucking thing 'bout it. Bloody peacemongerers! Least folk have even BOTHERED t'try and welcome you. All they've done to me is either threaten or try and die my sodding hair PINK!
You really wanna become *gags* Risen? Means getting thrown outta Hell, and bein' a darlin' of all the pathetic wanking Angels. S'not a fate I'd ask for, that's for bloody sure.
Hey man, I'm not going to get into it with you butyou;re theone who started it, with the 'nancy' and 'pponce' comments so... you know how it is, right? Do un to others...
Anyway, I've barely gotten a welcome - I went and introduced myself - they had to take notice. But I'm serious - you have 'em all ruffled up because of the "I'm an Evil demon" thing... like I said, not starting with ya... but its the truth. They just walk the other way! But hey... I guess everybody has to stand for something.
And no, I don't necessarily want to become risen, but if this place doesn't start looking better soon, why the hell not? I mean, come on? At keast then I could live back on the earth. *shrug*
Like I said... I'm here because that's where I found myself. I suppose I coulda would up upstairs just as easy. I don't really care where I am. I just want to have a good time. What they hell is the afterlife for, anyway?
Oh, and Claudia said my job is corruption, in case you're interested.
You were looking for me?
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There a reason you're here, mate? Or are just a masochist?
*I snicker.*
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You realize yet that you're the only one freaking out here?
So... what the hell is the big issue anyway? I come down here, we meet, we talk, I make one comment to the she-devils and you get like THIS? *shakes head* That doesn't speak very well of a "proper" demon now, does it? To let a couple of words make him so bent out of shape? So what gives?
I'm so fucking bored in this place already.
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What gives? I don't get it. And ta, pet, m'not freaking out. You'll know freaking out when you see it. Tend to go on homocidal rages when I'm sodding 'freaking out'.
*I snort at the upstart.*
I'm pure EVIL. I don't bloody well control my urges, why should I? M'supposed to corrupt, make people bloody well fall. Annoy the sodding Angels. What the fuck is wrong with that?
*Why the bloody hell does no one but Viggo undertand? Do all these little gits think the Morningstar controls HIS urges? Fucking Hell.*
Look, I'm not a good man. M'not a 'nice' man. Personally, I don't bloody well see anything wrong with that mate.
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*shrugs*
But hey man, whatever. I already said I don't like people getting in my face so... I'm not gonne get all over you about it. It's just kinda... comical, is all. *snickers* Kinda reminds me of this one old cartoon where the vamp had to keep runnin' around yelling "blah" and "I vant to suck your blood" to make people think he was so bad, and in the end all they ever did was ignore him.
So, anyway... no hard feelings.
Whats for fun around here? I'm serious. You say you corrupt demons? Here I am. Have at it. Lets go have some fun. I can be fun.
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M'not a sodding comedy, pet. Though my Angel-half's a fucking tragedy. Be glad you didn't sodding split. That's what. Though you might, from neck t'navel if you don't stop pushing my bloody buttons.
No, s'not demons we corrupt, but the mortals. Up on Earth. Y'do know we can go there right?
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Forget it, man. You're gonna blow a gasket. I'll just find someone else to be all "demon-like" with if you're gonna get this steamed up over a dude that just happens to also have attitude. See... you can dish the attitude, man, but you can't take it back.
And no, I didn't know we could go back to earth, but hey, I'm still figuring all this shit out.
So... what's the deal? You going to keep threatening me, or are we gonna play like the bastard demons that we are? Because I can go hang out with plenty of others down here. Maybe even become one of those *gag* Risen that you seem to have such an affinity for. If you'd just chill though, I think you and I could have some fun together, wreaking havoc or whatever the hell you all do down here. Or up there.
*waits*
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S'not the attitude, pet. It's the insults I'm not rightly taking to. Look since I've been down here, all Hell's bloody well broken loose, and the stupid gits in charge are too busy holding hands with the sodding ANGELS to do a fucking thing 'bout it. Bloody peacemongerers! Least folk have even BOTHERED t'try and welcome you. All they've done to me is either threaten or try and die my sodding hair PINK!
You really wanna become *gags* Risen? Means getting thrown outta Hell, and bein' a darlin' of all the pathetic wanking Angels. S'not a fate I'd ask for, that's for bloody sure.
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Anyway, I've barely gotten a welcome - I went and introduced myself - they had to take notice. But I'm serious - you have 'em all ruffled up because of the "I'm an Evil demon" thing... like I said, not starting with ya... but its the truth. They just walk the other way! But hey... I guess everybody has to stand for something.
And no, I don't necessarily want to become risen, but if this place doesn't start looking better soon, why the hell not? I mean, come on? At keast then I could live back on the earth. *shrug*
Like I said... I'm here because that's where I found myself. I suppose I coulda would up upstairs just as easy. I don't really care where I am. I just want to have a good time. What they hell is the afterlife for, anyway?
Oh, and Claudia said my job is corruption, in case you're interested.
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