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Andy's story
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
so there was this bee
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
and this bee was a particularly crazy bee
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
he enjoyed making honey as all bees do
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
but where this bee was a bit crazy was
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
he liked making sweet love to the ants
Digital Dolly: boing boing rarr says:
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
and this was soooo illegal in the beeant treaty of 1905 that the bee was banished
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
he was banished to scotland
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
and as we all know
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
there are no ants in scotland
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
so the bee made a giant castle out of sandpaper and lard
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
this castle was very impressive
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
it was as big as 10 pints of moosejuice
Digital Dolly: boing boing rarr says:
lol
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
it attractred attention from all the neighbouring lands
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
like england, sweden, and babylon
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
obviously these lands have ants, so ant ambassadors were sent to see the bee
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
the bee eventually amassed a giant army of various insects and some small rodents
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
he declared war on the whole of the known world
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
and in the face of his might all the insect kingdoms bowed down before him
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
the beeant treaty was revoked
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
and every day the bee was sent 10 sexy ant slave girls from each kingdom to have his wicked way with
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
the end
Digital Dolly: boing boing rarr says:
do you just make this up as you go along?
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
a little
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
*breaks down and cries*
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
YES ALRIGHT?! im insane
Digital Dolly: boing boing rarr says:
and...
Digital Dolly: boing boing rarr says:
i lofve it!
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
oh
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
yey
μορπηευς δρεάμς (HERES THE POISON!) says:
you like my story?