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This is a story. A story of a knight and his faithful companion, a taco.
One day the knight was in the castle looking through the window at a fair maiden. This maiden was by far the most prettiest of them all. Her hair sparkled and shined like fields of golden wheat, her eyes the color of the deepest of oceans. So yeah, anyways, the knight was gazing at this maiden when his friend came up to him and sighed.
"Checking out Maiden Secks, huh Roygil?" The animated taco said. Roygil slowly pulled his eyes away from the maiden and looked down at the taco, nodding dreamily.
"Well why dont you go talk to her? Surely you've heard she is known as "the prettiest of them all". Not to mention the loosest too." Taco said with a chuckle.
Roygil did not like the slander of his fair maidens name. So he picked up the taco and ate him.
THE END.
I got distracted about threesome trick or treating.
One day the knight was in the castle looking through the window at a fair maiden. This maiden was by far the most prettiest of them all. Her hair sparkled and shined like fields of golden wheat, her eyes the color of the deepest of oceans. So yeah, anyways, the knight was gazing at this maiden when his friend came up to him and sighed.
"Checking out Maiden Secks, huh Roygil?" The animated taco said. Roygil slowly pulled his eyes away from the maiden and looked down at the taco, nodding dreamily.
"Well why dont you go talk to her? Surely you've heard she is known as "the prettiest of them all". Not to mention the loosest too." Taco said with a chuckle.
Roygil did not like the slander of his fair maidens name. So he picked up the taco and ate him.
THE END.
I got distracted about threesome trick or treating.