this is the end. my only friend. the end.
Continued from last week. A discussion of the Kuroshitsuji II anime series finale.
It was worse than we feared.
9:48:56 PM Young Master: HERE WE GO
9:49:00 PM Me: OH GOD THE HORROR
9:49:09 PM Me: i should be drinking something stronger than apple cider
9:49:37 PM Young Master: I know, right? >>
9:49:49 PM Young Master: Okay, uh... I don't know what I'm seeing right now.
9:49:52 PM Me: lmao
9:49:55 PM Young Master: A ghostly ship? What?
9:49:57 PM Me: that's always a good start
9:50:02 PM Me: ... is this to one-up the gondola?
9:50:49 PM Young Master: They're singing a weird song that isn't in English or Japanese.
9:50:53 PM Young Master: HEY, SPEAKING OF THE GONDOLA.
9:50:55 PM Young Master: There it is.
9:51:00 PM Me: lmao
9:51:01 PM Me: wow
9:51:13 PM Me: TIME TO FEED SEBASTIAN NOW KTHNX
9:51:14 PM Young Master: Sebastian, Claude and Hannah are in it.
9:51:17 PM Me: ...
9:51:17 PM Young Master: Hannah is singing.,
9:51:18 PM Me: WHAT
9:51:19 PM Me: NO
9:51:23 PM Young Master: Ciel's head is in her lap...
9:51:26 PM Me: WHY
9:51:27 PM Me: WHAT
9:51:30 PM Young Master: I don't know.
9:51:32 PM Me: SEBASTIAN DOESN'T SHARE
9:51:34 PM Me: okay caps
9:51:47 PM Young Master: Apparently, until. Alois' soul is "liberated", Ciel's soul won't come back...?
9:51:57 PM Young Master: Alois needs to get what he wants first.
9:52:01 PM Young Master: It's snowing.
9:52:30 PM Young Master: "Master's wish involves one of you ending his life as a demon."
9:52:33 PM Me: so once again Alois's existence is only to be an obstacle for ciel
9:52:35 PM Me: ...
9:52:35 PM Me: what
9:52:35 PM Young Master: She's stroking their faces?
9:53:07 PM Young Master: What the hell?
9:53:10 PM Me: why does Alois want these things?
9:53:14 PM Young Master: "Hannah, if I strangle you to death..."
9:53:18 PM Me: can't he want a pony?
9:53:25 PM Me: ... who's strangling hannah?
9:53:26 PM Young Master: "Then Ciel Phantomhive will return to life."
9:53:28 PM Young Master: I DOND'T UNDERSTAND
9:53:29 PM Me: ... WHAT
9:53:30 PM Young Master: Claude asked that.
9:53:30 PM Me: NO
9:53:43 PM Me: YOU KNOW, I LOVE CIEL, BUT HE'S NOT THIS FUCKING SPECIAL
9:53:53 PM Young Master: Now they're at that place where Sebastian was supposed to take Ciel's soul at the end of season one.
9:54:02 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are going to have a demon's duel.
9:54:04 PM Me: oh dear
9:54:06 PM Me: LMAO WHAT
9:54:08 PM Me: WHAT IS THAT
9:54:22 PM Young Master: And Ciel and Alois are floating around in who-knows-where talking about hwo stupid this is.
9:54:25 PM Young Master: Wow, even they think it's stupid.
9:54:44 PM Young Master: Alois says if his wish is granted, he'll die and Hannah will eat his soul.
9:54:45 PM Me: that's a sign.
9:54:47 PM Young Master: Who would want that?
9:54:51 PM Me: i don't know.
9:54:56 PM Young Master: And then Ciel gets his body back.
9:55:07 PM Young Master: Alois feels bad for treating Ciel badly. Fff.
9:55:20 PM Young Master: Ciel says "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SEBASTIAN"
9:55:38 PM Young Master: Sebastian just pulled a sword out of Hannah's mouth.
9:55:40 PM Me: i don't think anyone here does
9:55:40 PM Young Master: Ha.
9:55:42 PM Me: ... what
9:55:47 PM Me: that's special
9:55:48 PM Young Master: This is hilarious.
9:55:53 PM Me: lmao
9:55:58 PM Young Master: "Wounds dealt by the demon sword will never heal."
9:55:58 PM Me: i'm so glad i can laugh at this monstrosity
9:56:02 PM Me: ...LMAO WHAT
9:56:05 PM Me: WHAT IS A DEMON SWORD
9:56:13 PM Young Master: They're using a single magical demon sword to kill each other.
9:56:17 PM Me: ...
9:56:22 PM Young Master: Even though they're like, invincible demons.
9:56:26 PM Young Master: Claude grabbed the sword first.
9:56:33 PM Me: so they can just pull swords from their mouths when they feel like it
9:56:35 PM Young Master: Sebastian is good at dodging..
9:56:38 PM Young Master: Yeah, apparently. xFD
9:56:41 PM Young Master: *xD
9:56:55 PM Young Master: Sebastian just cracked the ground? I don't know.
9:57:02 PM Young Master: BOCCHAN'S BODY IS IN DANGER OF FALLING ROCKS
9:57:07 PM Me: lmao
9:57:10 PM Young Master: Sparkling rocks are falling.
9:57:12 PM Me: now he's ichigo from Bleach!
9:57:18 PM Young Master: xD
9:57:18 PM Me: they always break buildings with their swords
9:57:27 PM Young Master: Now they're like, flying.
9:57:31 PM Young Master: Wht.
9:57:32 PM Young Master: *What.
9:57:38 PM Young Master: I can't even spell, this is so weird.
9:57:40 PM Young Master: It's raining.
9:57:46 PM Me: it was just snowing
9:57:53 PM Me: fun weather in wherever this is
9:58:01 PM Young Master: Seriously.
9:58:07 PM Young Master: Ciel and Alois are talking about how demons are pitiful.
9:58:13 PM Me: ...
9:58:21 PM Me: i think this show is pitiful, guys
9:58:24 PM Me: don't single out the demons
9:58:25 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are still duking it out.
9:58:32 PM Young Master: Sebastian stabbed Claude! Yay!
9:58:35 PM Young Master: That was fast...
9:58:36 PM Me: YAAAAAY
9:58:41 PM Young Master: Hannah is CRYING.
9:58:43 PM Young Master: WTF.
9:59:02 PM Young Master: Claude is sad. He wanted Ciel's soul.
9:59:03 PM Young Master: BUMMER.
9:59:14 PM Me: that's how all this started
9:59:19 PM Me: poser
9:59:21 PM Me: FIND YOUR OWN SOUL
9:59:26 PM Young Master: Sebastian is saying how Alois tricked Claude this whole time...
9:59:36 PM Me: uh
9:59:38 PM Me: rly?
9:59:40 PM Young Master: Claude spits up blood, and wants Sebastian to get his glasses for him...?
9:59:43 PM Me: ...
9:59:48 PM Young Master: Sebastian put them on Claude's face.
9:59:49 PM Heather: and the slash fans squealed
9:59:51 PM Young Master: SNORT.
9:59:58 PM Young Master: DIE, CLAUDE, DIE.
10:00:04 PM Me: DIE DIE DIE
10:00:33 PM Young Master: Wow, good thing they had the magical demon sword, since throughout the rest of the series, demons were invincible.
10:00:38 PM Young Master: CLAUDE APPEARS TO BE DEAD
10:00:39 PM Me: lmao
10:00:46 PM Young Master: A crow flies away.
10:00:46 PM Me: YEAH HOW CONVENIENT
10:00:48 PM Me: ...
10:00:49 PM Me: wow
10:00:54 PM Young Master: Alois is said that Claude died.
10:00:58 PM Young Master: Except he's not that sad.
10:01:00 PM Me: that's some nice imagry there
10:01:03 PM Me: ahaha
10:01:04 PM Young Master: He's not sure how he feels.
10:01:11 PM Young Master: HE'S OKAY WITH NOT KNOWING
10:01:17 PM Me: alois needs a nice rest in a mental home
10:01:18 PM Young Master: And now he disappears in a flurry of sparkly light.
10:01:29 PM Me: ... he did not
10:01:31 PM Young Master: They're replying a song they've played fifty billion times in this season...
10:01:43 PM Young Master: Ciel's wondering what Sebastian will do.
10:01:47 PM Me: ... really.
10:01:52 PM Me: Sebastian should be hungry.
10:01:57 PM Me: very. very very hungry.
10:02:04 PM Young Master: Hannah says Sebastian can kill her.
10:02:09 PM Me: ....
10:02:13 PM Young Master: She says that even if Ciel gets his body back, he won't be of any use to Sebastian.
10:02:21 PM Young Master: "Ciel Phantomhive is-"
10:02:25 PM Young Master: And she falls off of a cliff with his body?
10:02:28 PM Me: ....
10:02:28 PM Young Master: SEBASTIAN IS HORRIFIED
10:02:30 PM Me: uh
10:02:32 PM Me: I AM TOO
10:02:36 PM Young Master: Hannah mouths something to him silently.
10:02:41 PM Young Master: They all jump into the water.
10:03:08 PM Me: how.... fun
10:03:27 PM Young Master: Apparently, Alois' wish was that neither Sebastian or Claude get Ciel's soul.
10:03:31 PM Young Master: Sebastian is swimming after Ciel's body.
10:03:42 PM Me: .............
10:03:43 PM Me: WHY
10:03:50 PM Me: WHY DOES ALOIS DO THESE THINGS
10:03:56 PM Young Master: BECAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE.
10:04:21 PM Me: NO PIE FOR YOU ALOIS
10:04:23 PM Young Master: Apparently, Hannah wants her, Alois, Luka, and Claude to... I don't know, have a magical foursome or something. This isi bizarre.
10:04:30 PM Me: ....
10:04:32 PM Young Master: Except three of them are like, dead, so.
10:04:50 PM Me: that doesn't sound very magical
10:04:56 PM Young Master: Shoot, I have to go... I'll be back later, okay?
10:05:03 PM Young Master: I WILL BE BACK
10:05:12 PM Me: OKAY
10:05:17 PM Me: I WILL BE WAITING WITH BATED BREATH
10:05:30 PM Young Master: I WILL BE TOO, SOB
...............INTERMISSION....................
10:59:48 PM Young Master: BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.
10:59:53 PM Young Master: If you can call it that.
11:00:34 PM Me: YAY!
11:00:39 PM Young Master: Alois says everyone is happy, but I beg to differ.
11:00:43 PM Me: uh
11:00:47 PM Me: alois doesn't know a thing
11:00:49 PM Young Master: Sebastian continues to search for Ciel.
11:00:51 PM Me: sigh
11:00:58 PM Young Master: He's having nostalgic flashbacks.
11:01:13 PM Me: ...sebastian? nostalgic?
11:01:15 PM Young Master: Yes.
11:01:18 PM Me: .... no.
11:01:50 PM Young Master: WHAT THE HELL
11:01:51 PM Young Master: WHAT THE HELL
11:01:53 PM Young Master: OH MY GOD
11:01:59 PM Me: ....
11:02:15 PM Young Master: CIEL OPENS HIS EYES AND THEY'RE RED, AND SEBASTIAN PROMPTLY LIKE, STABS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE WITH HIS ARM
11:02:16 PM Young Master: AND BLOOD GOES EVERYWHERE
11:02:22 PM Young Master: AND NOW CIEL IS WAKING UP IN HIS OWN BED...?!
11:02:25 PM Me: WJHAT
11:02:26 PM Me: WHAT
11:02:28 PM Me: WHAT.
11:02:44 PM Young Master: Sebastian's dressing Ciel, who has BLACK NAIL POLISH ON
11:02:48 PM Young Master: NO, NO HE'S NOT
11:02:49 PM Young Master: NO WAY
11:02:54 PM Young Master: HE'S WEARING LOTS OF BLACK CLOTHES
11:02:55 PM Me: .....
11:03:00 PM Me: what.
11:03:04 PM Me: i can't.
11:03:07 PM Young Master: HE HAS DEMON EYES
11:03:08 PM Me: ARE THEY DEMONS TOGETHER?
11:03:09 PM Me: omg
11:03:13 PM Young Master: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
11:03:16 PM Me: i'm going to go throw up/
11:03:21 PM Me: up.
11:03:23 PM Me: i can't type.
11:03:28 PM Young Master: How did he become a demon.
11:03:30 PM Me: DEMON FRIENDS
11:03:30 PM Young Master: What.
11:03:36 PM Young Master: Now Sebastian's making tea.
11:03:39 PM Me: it's like barney's play along
11:03:42 PM Me: but with demons
11:03:44 PM Me: idek
11:03:58 PM Young Master: ... I don't think it's tea.
11:04:06 PM Young Master: I think Ciel's, um. Like, drinking souls.
11:04:10 PM Young Master: Elizabeth is here...?
11:04:12 PM Me: LMAO
11:04:13 PM Me: WHAT
11:04:15 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW
11:04:17 PM Me: IS SHE HIS DEMON WIFE?
11:04:23 PM Young Master: THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE CUP, BUT HE SAID IT TASTED GOOD
11:04:31 PM Me: THIS WAS ALL A DREAM
11:04:39 PM Me: OF CIEL'S LAST SECOND BEFORE SEBASTIAN ATE HIM
11:04:39 PM Me: IDK
11:04:41 PM Young Master: Sebastian has to go somewhere.
11:04:49 PM Young Master: Elizabeth hugs Ciel, as usual.
11:04:54 PM Young Master: She doesn't like his clothes.
11:05:13 PM Young Master: She's happy that he has his memory back.
11:05:17 PM Young Master: They're dancing.
11:05:25 PM Young Master: It's cute, but I'm still unhappy.
11:05:28 PM Young Master: His rings are gone.
11:05:31 PM Young Master: SHE SAW HIS DEMON EYES
11:05:34 PM Me: LMAO
11:05:37 PM Young Master: She's feeling weird.
11:05:39 PM Me: WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING HERE
11:05:41 PM Young Master: The music is changing to be freaky.
11:05:53 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW
11:06:00 PM Young Master: Lau is smoking. I still don't understand why he's not dead.
11:06:13 PM Young Master: Sebastian "let him go?"
11:06:26 PM Young Master: Wow.
11:06:28 PM Me: i don't know how he's still alive either
11:06:43 PM Young Master: Sebastian said that Ciel said that "I would have killed you, but it would have been troublesome."
11:06:52 PM Me: .....
11:06:54 PM Me: huh
11:07:01 PM Me: i don't... get it.
11:07:09 PM Young Master: Sebastian's telling all of their friends that Ciel is going away for a while.
11:07:14 PM Young Master: He's giving them strange presents...?
11:07:21 PM Me: .............
11:07:24 PM Me: what.
11:07:26 PM Young Master: That all look the same.
11:07:30 PM Me: is he like, going to demon school?
11:07:35 PM Young Master: Ciel's leaving with Sebastian.
11:07:45 PM Young Master: He says the servants can do whatever they want with the mansion.
11:07:47 PM Young Master: Like, burn it.
11:07:52 PM Young Master: "Memories have no real meaning."
11:07:57 PM Young Master: And they're gone.
11:08:03 PM Young Master: The servants are sad.
11:08:04 PM Me: ....
11:08:15 PM Young Master: Tanaka is normal Tanaka. He has the special butler pin on.
11:08:16 PM Me: i really have no words for this at this jucture.
11:08:30 PM Me: WHO IS TANAKA GOING TO SERVE?
11:08:32 PM Me: NO ONE.
11:08:36 PM Me: THAT'S WHO.
11:08:39 PM Young Master: "You made me laugh quite a bit, Sebastian. To think that you would kill me."
11:08:53 PM Me: ....
11:09:04 PM Young Master: "When your revenge was complete, I would take your soul. That's why I served as your butler."
11:09:09 PM Young Master: That was Sebastian.
11:09:14 PM Me: we know that
11:09:20 PM Me: WE REMEMBER YOUR LAME ANIME PREMISE
11:09:29 PM Young Master: "But, right now I'm alive."
11:09:33 PM Young Master: <-- Ciel
11:09:42 PM Me: .... yes, yes you are, Ciel.
11:09:43 PM Young Master: "Yes, you are alive. Not as a human, but as a demon."
11:09:50 PM Me: .... lmao
11:09:51 PM Young Master: Alois contracted with Hannah...
11:10:00 PM Young Master: In accordance with the contract they made, Ciel would become a demon.
11:10:05 PM Young Master: So Sebastian couldn't get his soul?
11:10:06 PM Me: .... whhaaaaaat
11:10:11 PM Me: SEBASTIAN'S SO HUNGRY
11:10:24 PM Young Master: So, Sebastian tried to kill him before he became a demon.
11:10:29 PM Young Master: BECAUSE HE CARES
11:10:35 PM Me: OH GOD DOES THIS MEAN A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO POP UP PLAYING CIEL AS A DEMON
11:10:38 PM Young Master: Ciel was just amused.
11:10:42 PM Me: HE DOESN'T CAREEEEE
11:10:51 PM Young Master: Sebastian is mad that he can't eat Ciel's soul.
11:10:59 PM Me: damn right he's mad.
11:11:04 PM Young Master: Ciel ordered Sebastian to always be his butler. FOREVER AND EVER
11:11:09 PM Me: UM, NO
11:11:14 PM Me: DEAL'S VOID, BUCKO
11:11:19 PM Young Master: Because even though he can't eat his soul, AKUMADE SHITSUJI DESU KARA
11:11:38 PM Me: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
11:11:53 PM Young Master: Ciel left all of his friends a little note that says "In memory of Ciel Phantomhive, who died at August 26th, 1889, aged 13 years."
11:11:57 PM Young Master: And like, a lolipop...?
11:11:59 PM Me: LMAO
11:12:03 PM Me: A LOLLIPOP
11:12:04 PM Young Master: IDK
11:12:09 PM Young Master: *lollipop
11:12:13 PM Me: THANKS, CIEL
11:12:14 PM Young Master: They're showing purple and white roses.
11:12:15 PM Me: YOU'RE SO NICE
11:12:29 PM Young Master: Ciel doesn't care where they go. Like in that thread of ours. xD
11:12:33 PM Me: LMAO
11:12:35 PM Young Master: They're walking through the field.
11:12:38 PM Me: hahahaha
11:12:44 PM Young Master: Ciel seems to be pretty happy about all this.
11:12:50 PM Me: this is retarded.
11:12:55 PM Young Master: Sebastian isn't happy, because "he's been given an eternal curse."
11:13:05 PM Me: AT LEAST THAT'S KINDA ACCURATE
11:13:07 PM Young Master: From now on, he's only allowed to say "yes, my lord."
11:13:09 PM Me: LMAO
11:13:11 PM Me: WHAT
11:13:13 PM Young Master: And it's over.
11:13:16 PM Me: NOOOO
11:13:17 PM Young Master: ...
11:13:20 PM Me: you're kidding.
11:13:26 PM Young Master: I... don't even...
11:13:29 PM Me: ...LMAO
11:13:30 PM Me: i can't.
11:13:33 PM Me: even.
11:13:50 PM Me: there are no words for something this horrific.
11:14:14 PM Young Master: I'm embarrassed for this series now.
11:14:19 PM Young Master: That was terrible.
11:14:24 PM Me: i know, right.
11:14:46 PM Me: i wish it would stop existing.
11:14:48 PM Young Master: And, yes. There are already people roleplaying as demon Ciel.
11:14:51 PM Me: ...................
11:14:53 PM Me: /cries
11:14:59 PM Me: /clings
11:15:01 PM Me: NEVER LEAVE ME
11:15:02 PM Me: NEVER
11:15:09 PM Young Master: I THINK THEY BOUGHT OUT SOMEONE'S BAD FANFICTION FOR THIS SEASON, LOOOOOL
11:15:17 PM Me: LIKE FOR SERIOUS
11:15:17 PM Young Master: I'll never leave. D: /clings forever
11:15:44 PM Me: /snugs
11:16:17 PM Me: /stays away from dear_mun forever
11:16:24 PM Young Master: /also stays away
11:16:41 PM Me: /waits for chapter 49 to get scanlated
11:16:55 PM Young Master: Ugh. If you could see all of the people posting Kuro stuff... and it's not even good roleplayers posting about the bad series. It's bad roleplayers posting about the bad series. And then creating bad accounts to go along with it.
11:16:57 PM Young Master: ajspshcgpohgpsh
11:17:35 PM Me: kjefnkjrgnr ugh, tell me about it
It was worse than we feared.
9:48:56 PM Young Master: HERE WE GO
9:49:00 PM Me: OH GOD THE HORROR
9:49:09 PM Me: i should be drinking something stronger than apple cider
9:49:37 PM Young Master: I know, right? >>
9:49:49 PM Young Master: Okay, uh... I don't know what I'm seeing right now.
9:49:52 PM Me: lmao
9:49:55 PM Young Master: A ghostly ship? What?
9:49:57 PM Me: that's always a good start
9:50:02 PM Me: ... is this to one-up the gondola?
9:50:49 PM Young Master: They're singing a weird song that isn't in English or Japanese.
9:50:53 PM Young Master: HEY, SPEAKING OF THE GONDOLA.
9:50:55 PM Young Master: There it is.
9:51:00 PM Me: lmao
9:51:01 PM Me: wow
9:51:13 PM Me: TIME TO FEED SEBASTIAN NOW KTHNX
9:51:14 PM Young Master: Sebastian, Claude and Hannah are in it.
9:51:17 PM Me: ...
9:51:17 PM Young Master: Hannah is singing.,
9:51:18 PM Me: WHAT
9:51:19 PM Me: NO
9:51:23 PM Young Master: Ciel's head is in her lap...
9:51:26 PM Me: WHY
9:51:27 PM Me: WHAT
9:51:30 PM Young Master: I don't know.
9:51:32 PM Me: SEBASTIAN DOESN'T SHARE
9:51:34 PM Me: okay caps
9:51:47 PM Young Master: Apparently, until. Alois' soul is "liberated", Ciel's soul won't come back...?
9:51:57 PM Young Master: Alois needs to get what he wants first.
9:52:01 PM Young Master: It's snowing.
9:52:30 PM Young Master: "Master's wish involves one of you ending his life as a demon."
9:52:33 PM Me: so once again Alois's existence is only to be an obstacle for ciel
9:52:35 PM Me: ...
9:52:35 PM Me: what
9:52:35 PM Young Master: She's stroking their faces?
9:53:07 PM Young Master: What the hell?
9:53:10 PM Me: why does Alois want these things?
9:53:14 PM Young Master: "Hannah, if I strangle you to death..."
9:53:18 PM Me: can't he want a pony?
9:53:25 PM Me: ... who's strangling hannah?
9:53:26 PM Young Master: "Then Ciel Phantomhive will return to life."
9:53:28 PM Young Master: I DOND'T UNDERSTAND
9:53:29 PM Me: ... WHAT
9:53:30 PM Young Master: Claude asked that.
9:53:30 PM Me: NO
9:53:43 PM Me: YOU KNOW, I LOVE CIEL, BUT HE'S NOT THIS FUCKING SPECIAL
9:53:53 PM Young Master: Now they're at that place where Sebastian was supposed to take Ciel's soul at the end of season one.
9:54:02 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are going to have a demon's duel.
9:54:04 PM Me: oh dear
9:54:06 PM Me: LMAO WHAT
9:54:08 PM Me: WHAT IS THAT
9:54:22 PM Young Master: And Ciel and Alois are floating around in who-knows-where talking about hwo stupid this is.
9:54:25 PM Young Master: Wow, even they think it's stupid.
9:54:44 PM Young Master: Alois says if his wish is granted, he'll die and Hannah will eat his soul.
9:54:45 PM Me: that's a sign.
9:54:47 PM Young Master: Who would want that?
9:54:51 PM Me: i don't know.
9:54:56 PM Young Master: And then Ciel gets his body back.
9:55:07 PM Young Master: Alois feels bad for treating Ciel badly. Fff.
9:55:20 PM Young Master: Ciel says "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SEBASTIAN"
9:55:38 PM Young Master: Sebastian just pulled a sword out of Hannah's mouth.
9:55:40 PM Me: i don't think anyone here does
9:55:40 PM Young Master: Ha.
9:55:42 PM Me: ... what
9:55:47 PM Me: that's special
9:55:48 PM Young Master: This is hilarious.
9:55:53 PM Me: lmao
9:55:58 PM Young Master: "Wounds dealt by the demon sword will never heal."
9:55:58 PM Me: i'm so glad i can laugh at this monstrosity
9:56:02 PM Me: ...LMAO WHAT
9:56:05 PM Me: WHAT IS A DEMON SWORD
9:56:13 PM Young Master: They're using a single magical demon sword to kill each other.
9:56:17 PM Me: ...
9:56:22 PM Young Master: Even though they're like, invincible demons.
9:56:26 PM Young Master: Claude grabbed the sword first.
9:56:33 PM Me: so they can just pull swords from their mouths when they feel like it
9:56:35 PM Young Master: Sebastian is good at dodging..
9:56:38 PM Young Master: Yeah, apparently. xFD
9:56:41 PM Young Master: *xD
9:56:55 PM Young Master: Sebastian just cracked the ground? I don't know.
9:57:02 PM Young Master: BOCCHAN'S BODY IS IN DANGER OF FALLING ROCKS
9:57:07 PM Me: lmao
9:57:10 PM Young Master: Sparkling rocks are falling.
9:57:12 PM Me: now he's ichigo from Bleach!
9:57:18 PM Young Master: xD
9:57:18 PM Me: they always break buildings with their swords
9:57:27 PM Young Master: Now they're like, flying.
9:57:31 PM Young Master: Wht.
9:57:32 PM Young Master: *What.
9:57:38 PM Young Master: I can't even spell, this is so weird.
9:57:40 PM Young Master: It's raining.
9:57:46 PM Me: it was just snowing
9:57:53 PM Me: fun weather in wherever this is
9:58:01 PM Young Master: Seriously.
9:58:07 PM Young Master: Ciel and Alois are talking about how demons are pitiful.
9:58:13 PM Me: ...
9:58:21 PM Me: i think this show is pitiful, guys
9:58:24 PM Me: don't single out the demons
9:58:25 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are still duking it out.
9:58:32 PM Young Master: Sebastian stabbed Claude! Yay!
9:58:35 PM Young Master: That was fast...
9:58:36 PM Me: YAAAAAY
9:58:41 PM Young Master: Hannah is CRYING.
9:58:43 PM Young Master: WTF.
9:59:02 PM Young Master: Claude is sad. He wanted Ciel's soul.
9:59:03 PM Young Master: BUMMER.
9:59:14 PM Me: that's how all this started
9:59:19 PM Me: poser
9:59:21 PM Me: FIND YOUR OWN SOUL
9:59:26 PM Young Master: Sebastian is saying how Alois tricked Claude this whole time...
9:59:36 PM Me: uh
9:59:38 PM Me: rly?
9:59:40 PM Young Master: Claude spits up blood, and wants Sebastian to get his glasses for him...?
9:59:43 PM Me: ...
9:59:48 PM Young Master: Sebastian put them on Claude's face.
9:59:49 PM Heather: and the slash fans squealed
9:59:51 PM Young Master: SNORT.
9:59:58 PM Young Master: DIE, CLAUDE, DIE.
10:00:04 PM Me: DIE DIE DIE
10:00:33 PM Young Master: Wow, good thing they had the magical demon sword, since throughout the rest of the series, demons were invincible.
10:00:38 PM Young Master: CLAUDE APPEARS TO BE DEAD
10:00:39 PM Me: lmao
10:00:46 PM Young Master: A crow flies away.
10:00:46 PM Me: YEAH HOW CONVENIENT
10:00:48 PM Me: ...
10:00:49 PM Me: wow
10:00:54 PM Young Master: Alois is said that Claude died.
10:00:58 PM Young Master: Except he's not that sad.
10:01:00 PM Me: that's some nice imagry there
10:01:03 PM Me: ahaha
10:01:04 PM Young Master: He's not sure how he feels.
10:01:11 PM Young Master: HE'S OKAY WITH NOT KNOWING
10:01:17 PM Me: alois needs a nice rest in a mental home
10:01:18 PM Young Master: And now he disappears in a flurry of sparkly light.
10:01:29 PM Me: ... he did not
10:01:31 PM Young Master: They're replying a song they've played fifty billion times in this season...
10:01:43 PM Young Master: Ciel's wondering what Sebastian will do.
10:01:47 PM Me: ... really.
10:01:52 PM Me: Sebastian should be hungry.
10:01:57 PM Me: very. very very hungry.
10:02:04 PM Young Master: Hannah says Sebastian can kill her.
10:02:09 PM Me: ....
10:02:13 PM Young Master: She says that even if Ciel gets his body back, he won't be of any use to Sebastian.
10:02:21 PM Young Master: "Ciel Phantomhive is-"
10:02:25 PM Young Master: And she falls off of a cliff with his body?
10:02:28 PM Me: ....
10:02:28 PM Young Master: SEBASTIAN IS HORRIFIED
10:02:30 PM Me: uh
10:02:32 PM Me: I AM TOO
10:02:36 PM Young Master: Hannah mouths something to him silently.
10:02:41 PM Young Master: They all jump into the water.
10:03:08 PM Me: how.... fun
10:03:27 PM Young Master: Apparently, Alois' wish was that neither Sebastian or Claude get Ciel's soul.
10:03:31 PM Young Master: Sebastian is swimming after Ciel's body.
10:03:42 PM Me: .............
10:03:43 PM Me: WHY
10:03:50 PM Me: WHY DOES ALOIS DO THESE THINGS
10:03:56 PM Young Master: BECAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE.
10:04:21 PM Me: NO PIE FOR YOU ALOIS
10:04:23 PM Young Master: Apparently, Hannah wants her, Alois, Luka, and Claude to... I don't know, have a magical foursome or something. This isi bizarre.
10:04:30 PM Me: ....
10:04:32 PM Young Master: Except three of them are like, dead, so.
10:04:50 PM Me: that doesn't sound very magical
10:04:56 PM Young Master: Shoot, I have to go... I'll be back later, okay?
10:05:03 PM Young Master: I WILL BE BACK
10:05:12 PM Me: OKAY
10:05:17 PM Me: I WILL BE WAITING WITH BATED BREATH
10:05:30 PM Young Master: I WILL BE TOO, SOB
...............INTERMISSION....................
10:59:48 PM Young Master: BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.
10:59:53 PM Young Master: If you can call it that.
11:00:34 PM Me: YAY!
11:00:39 PM Young Master: Alois says everyone is happy, but I beg to differ.
11:00:43 PM Me: uh
11:00:47 PM Me: alois doesn't know a thing
11:00:49 PM Young Master: Sebastian continues to search for Ciel.
11:00:51 PM Me: sigh
11:00:58 PM Young Master: He's having nostalgic flashbacks.
11:01:13 PM Me: ...sebastian? nostalgic?
11:01:15 PM Young Master: Yes.
11:01:18 PM Me: .... no.
11:01:50 PM Young Master: WHAT THE HELL
11:01:51 PM Young Master: WHAT THE HELL
11:01:53 PM Young Master: OH MY GOD
11:01:59 PM Me: ....
11:02:15 PM Young Master: CIEL OPENS HIS EYES AND THEY'RE RED, AND SEBASTIAN PROMPTLY LIKE, STABS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE WITH HIS ARM
11:02:16 PM Young Master: AND BLOOD GOES EVERYWHERE
11:02:22 PM Young Master: AND NOW CIEL IS WAKING UP IN HIS OWN BED...?!
11:02:25 PM Me: WJHAT
11:02:26 PM Me: WHAT
11:02:28 PM Me: WHAT.
11:02:44 PM Young Master: Sebastian's dressing Ciel, who has BLACK NAIL POLISH ON
11:02:48 PM Young Master: NO, NO HE'S NOT
11:02:49 PM Young Master: NO WAY
11:02:54 PM Young Master: HE'S WEARING LOTS OF BLACK CLOTHES
11:02:55 PM Me: .....
11:03:00 PM Me: what.
11:03:04 PM Me: i can't.
11:03:07 PM Young Master: HE HAS DEMON EYES
11:03:08 PM Me: ARE THEY DEMONS TOGETHER?
11:03:09 PM Me: omg
11:03:13 PM Young Master: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
11:03:16 PM Me: i'm going to go throw up/
11:03:21 PM Me: up.
11:03:23 PM Me: i can't type.
11:03:28 PM Young Master: How did he become a demon.
11:03:30 PM Me: DEMON FRIENDS
11:03:30 PM Young Master: What.
11:03:36 PM Young Master: Now Sebastian's making tea.
11:03:39 PM Me: it's like barney's play along
11:03:42 PM Me: but with demons
11:03:44 PM Me: idek
11:03:58 PM Young Master: ... I don't think it's tea.
11:04:06 PM Young Master: I think Ciel's, um. Like, drinking souls.
11:04:10 PM Young Master: Elizabeth is here...?
11:04:12 PM Me: LMAO
11:04:13 PM Me: WHAT
11:04:15 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW
11:04:17 PM Me: IS SHE HIS DEMON WIFE?
11:04:23 PM Young Master: THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE CUP, BUT HE SAID IT TASTED GOOD
11:04:31 PM Me: THIS WAS ALL A DREAM
11:04:39 PM Me: OF CIEL'S LAST SECOND BEFORE SEBASTIAN ATE HIM
11:04:39 PM Me: IDK
11:04:41 PM Young Master: Sebastian has to go somewhere.
11:04:49 PM Young Master: Elizabeth hugs Ciel, as usual.
11:04:54 PM Young Master: She doesn't like his clothes.
11:05:13 PM Young Master: She's happy that he has his memory back.
11:05:17 PM Young Master: They're dancing.
11:05:25 PM Young Master: It's cute, but I'm still unhappy.
11:05:28 PM Young Master: His rings are gone.
11:05:31 PM Young Master: SHE SAW HIS DEMON EYES
11:05:34 PM Me: LMAO
11:05:37 PM Young Master: She's feeling weird.
11:05:39 PM Me: WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING HERE
11:05:41 PM Young Master: The music is changing to be freaky.
11:05:53 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW
11:06:00 PM Young Master: Lau is smoking. I still don't understand why he's not dead.
11:06:13 PM Young Master: Sebastian "let him go?"
11:06:26 PM Young Master: Wow.
11:06:28 PM Me: i don't know how he's still alive either
11:06:43 PM Young Master: Sebastian said that Ciel said that "I would have killed you, but it would have been troublesome."
11:06:52 PM Me: .....
11:06:54 PM Me: huh
11:07:01 PM Me: i don't... get it.
11:07:09 PM Young Master: Sebastian's telling all of their friends that Ciel is going away for a while.
11:07:14 PM Young Master: He's giving them strange presents...?
11:07:21 PM Me: .............
11:07:24 PM Me: what.
11:07:26 PM Young Master: That all look the same.
11:07:30 PM Me: is he like, going to demon school?
11:07:35 PM Young Master: Ciel's leaving with Sebastian.
11:07:45 PM Young Master: He says the servants can do whatever they want with the mansion.
11:07:47 PM Young Master: Like, burn it.
11:07:52 PM Young Master: "Memories have no real meaning."
11:07:57 PM Young Master: And they're gone.
11:08:03 PM Young Master: The servants are sad.
11:08:04 PM Me: ....
11:08:15 PM Young Master: Tanaka is normal Tanaka. He has the special butler pin on.
11:08:16 PM Me: i really have no words for this at this jucture.
11:08:30 PM Me: WHO IS TANAKA GOING TO SERVE?
11:08:32 PM Me: NO ONE.
11:08:36 PM Me: THAT'S WHO.
11:08:39 PM Young Master: "You made me laugh quite a bit, Sebastian. To think that you would kill me."
11:08:53 PM Me: ....
11:09:04 PM Young Master: "When your revenge was complete, I would take your soul. That's why I served as your butler."
11:09:09 PM Young Master: That was Sebastian.
11:09:14 PM Me: we know that
11:09:20 PM Me: WE REMEMBER YOUR LAME ANIME PREMISE
11:09:29 PM Young Master: "But, right now I'm alive."
11:09:33 PM Young Master: <-- Ciel
11:09:42 PM Me: .... yes, yes you are, Ciel.
11:09:43 PM Young Master: "Yes, you are alive. Not as a human, but as a demon."
11:09:50 PM Me: .... lmao
11:09:51 PM Young Master: Alois contracted with Hannah...
11:10:00 PM Young Master: In accordance with the contract they made, Ciel would become a demon.
11:10:05 PM Young Master: So Sebastian couldn't get his soul?
11:10:06 PM Me: .... whhaaaaaat
11:10:11 PM Me: SEBASTIAN'S SO HUNGRY
11:10:24 PM Young Master: So, Sebastian tried to kill him before he became a demon.
11:10:29 PM Young Master: BECAUSE HE CARES
11:10:35 PM Me: OH GOD DOES THIS MEAN A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO POP UP PLAYING CIEL AS A DEMON
11:10:38 PM Young Master: Ciel was just amused.
11:10:42 PM Me: HE DOESN'T CAREEEEE
11:10:51 PM Young Master: Sebastian is mad that he can't eat Ciel's soul.
11:10:59 PM Me: damn right he's mad.
11:11:04 PM Young Master: Ciel ordered Sebastian to always be his butler. FOREVER AND EVER
11:11:09 PM Me: UM, NO
11:11:14 PM Me: DEAL'S VOID, BUCKO
11:11:19 PM Young Master: Because even though he can't eat his soul, AKUMADE SHITSUJI DESU KARA
11:11:38 PM Me: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
11:11:53 PM Young Master: Ciel left all of his friends a little note that says "In memory of Ciel Phantomhive, who died at August 26th, 1889, aged 13 years."
11:11:57 PM Young Master: And like, a lolipop...?
11:11:59 PM Me: LMAO
11:12:03 PM Me: A LOLLIPOP
11:12:04 PM Young Master: IDK
11:12:09 PM Young Master: *lollipop
11:12:13 PM Me: THANKS, CIEL
11:12:14 PM Young Master: They're showing purple and white roses.
11:12:15 PM Me: YOU'RE SO NICE
11:12:29 PM Young Master: Ciel doesn't care where they go. Like in that thread of ours. xD
11:12:33 PM Me: LMAO
11:12:35 PM Young Master: They're walking through the field.
11:12:38 PM Me: hahahaha
11:12:44 PM Young Master: Ciel seems to be pretty happy about all this.
11:12:50 PM Me: this is retarded.
11:12:55 PM Young Master: Sebastian isn't happy, because "he's been given an eternal curse."
11:13:05 PM Me: AT LEAST THAT'S KINDA ACCURATE
11:13:07 PM Young Master: From now on, he's only allowed to say "yes, my lord."
11:13:09 PM Me: LMAO
11:13:11 PM Me: WHAT
11:13:13 PM Young Master: And it's over.
11:13:16 PM Me: NOOOO
11:13:17 PM Young Master: ...
11:13:20 PM Me: you're kidding.
11:13:26 PM Young Master: I... don't even...
11:13:29 PM Me: ...LMAO
11:13:30 PM Me: i can't.
11:13:33 PM Me: even.
11:13:50 PM Me: there are no words for something this horrific.
11:14:14 PM Young Master: I'm embarrassed for this series now.
11:14:19 PM Young Master: That was terrible.
11:14:24 PM Me: i know, right.
11:14:46 PM Me: i wish it would stop existing.
11:14:48 PM Young Master: And, yes. There are already people roleplaying as demon Ciel.
11:14:51 PM Me: ...................
11:14:53 PM Me: /cries
11:14:59 PM Me: /clings
11:15:01 PM Me: NEVER LEAVE ME
11:15:02 PM Me: NEVER
11:15:09 PM Young Master: I THINK THEY BOUGHT OUT SOMEONE'S BAD FANFICTION FOR THIS SEASON, LOOOOOL
11:15:17 PM Me: LIKE FOR SERIOUS
11:15:17 PM Young Master: I'll never leave. D: /clings forever
11:15:44 PM Me: /snugs
11:16:17 PM Me: /stays away from dear_mun forever
11:16:24 PM Young Master: /also stays away
11:16:41 PM Me: /waits for chapter 49 to get scanlated
11:16:55 PM Young Master: Ugh. If you could see all of the people posting Kuro stuff... and it's not even good roleplayers posting about the bad series. It's bad roleplayers posting about the bad series. And then creating bad accounts to go along with it.
11:16:57 PM Young Master: ajspshcgpohgpsh
11:17:35 PM Me: kjefnkjrgnr ugh, tell me about it