Master & Servant mock their anime counterparts.
So. The Kuroshitsuji anime. IT IS GODAWFUL. It is a crime against humanity it is that bad. ... I haven't seen it, but my Ciel has been watching it in all its horrifying glory. But the burden can no longer be carried alone. So we tackled it together.
The results were worth recording.
10:09:40 PM Young Master: Well, I'm going to brave the latest episode. I'll be sure to notify you when it gets ridiculous.
10:09:45 PM Young Master: ... So, immediately.
10:09:54 PM Me: hahahaha
10:09:59 PM Me: give me running commentary, please
10:10:08 PM Me: it'll ease the burden
10:11:01 PM Young Master: Sure thing!
10:11:25 PM Young Master: Well, now Ciel/Alois is threatening to jump off of something.
10:11:30 PM Me: LMAO UH
10:11:33 PM Young Master: And Hanna the maid sayas they need to like...
10:11:35 PM Me: something high?
10:11:40 PM Me: like a cliff?
10:11:43 PM Young Master: Go on a journey to learn about Alois to save Ciel.
10:11:50 PM Young Master: A clock...tower...statue...thing.
10:11:54 PM Me: .... uh huh.
10:12:00 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are teaming up? I don't know.,
10:12:00 PM Me: just jump
10:12:03 PM Young Master: I WISH.
10:12:08 PM Me: ... no
10:12:12 PM Me: sebastian is not a team player
10:12:23 PM Young Master: Which makes no sense, since they were just fighting.
10:12:25 PM Me: lmao
10:12:32 PM Me: CONTINUITY, WE HAS NONE
10:13:15 PM Young Master: After the OP. Now, it looks like the real Ciel is floating around in Alois' mind or something, learningn about Alois' past.
10:13:18 PM Young Master: He's confused.
10:13:21 PM Young Master: His eye is normal.
10:13:26 PM Young Master: *learning
10:13:29 PM Me: I'M confused, Ciel
10:13:36 PM Me: you're not alone
10:13:38 PM Young Master: He's in Alois' memories...
10:13:41 PM Me: oh dear
10:13:58 PM Me: the fatal flaw here is that no one cares about Alois
10:14:38 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are now on some really stupid scavanger hunt quest.
10:14:52 PM Me: ....
10:14:52 PM Young Master: It involves a rose maze, trivia questions (literally)...
10:14:55 PM Young Master: A stamp book...
10:14:55 PM Me: ....
10:14:57 PM Young Master: This is absurd.
10:14:57 PM Me: really.
10:15:03 PM Me: this sounds like a dream i would have
10:15:06 PM Young Master: Sebastian's been trapped by vines and can't get out.
10:15:07 PM Me: where everything is dumb
10:15:09 PM Young Master: I KNOW, RIGHT?
10:15:16 PM Young Master: Grell is, um. Taking pictures?
10:15:20 PM Me: ...
10:15:25 PM Me: of course
10:15:30 PM Me: gotta love the vine bondage
10:16:00 PM Young Master: He just broke free, thankfully. >>
10:16:22 PM Young Master: Claude is good at the Alois trivia.
10:16:25 PM Me: lmao
10:16:30 PM Me: of course he is
10:16:52 PM Young Master: Alois!Ciel is... um.. scratching at his chest so much that it bleeds.
10:16:55 PM Young Master: Now he's kicking Hanna.
10:16:58 PM Me: ....
10:17:03 PM Me: i'm sorry.
10:17:16 PM Me: how many episodes of this atrocity are left?
10:17:25 PM Young Master: Who knows. I hope not many.
10:17:31 PM Young Master: ... WHAT.
10:17:36 PM Me: what episode are they on?
10:17:41 PM Young Master: A fanfiction moment just happend.
10:17:43 PM Young Master: And, episode 11.
10:17:46 PM Me: ... oh dear
10:17:51 PM Me: what moment? O_O
10:18:12 PM Young Master: Sebastian, trying to figure out one of these stupid questions, grabs Grell by the shoulders and says "Grell. You'll fly for me, won't you?"
10:18:13 PM Young Master: ... /:
10:18:19 PM Me: ...............
10:18:20 PM Me: really.
10:18:28 PM Me: fly off a cliff
10:18:34 PM Young Master: ... But then he threw him through a door, and it exploded, so it's okay. xD
10:18:43 PM Me: hahahaha yay!
10:18:54 PM Young Master: Stamp book again.
10:19:02 PM Young Master: Real Ciel is trying to remember his past.
10:19:10 PM Young Master: Still wearing his dress.
10:19:12 PM Me: ...
10:19:39 PM Me: if there are as many episodes in the second season as the first
10:19:44 PM Me: ... there are like 13 episodes left
10:19:48 PM Young Master: ...
10:19:54 PM Me: I HOPE THIS IS NOT THE CASE.
10:19:58 PM Young Master: ME TOO
10:20:00 PM Me: I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS CAN POSSIBLE SUSTAIN
10:20:03 PM Me: possibly
10:20:14 PM Young Master: Now Alois/Ciel is crying happily because he's obsessed with Claude.
10:20:20 PM Me: ...
10:20:20 PM Young Master: Hanna apparently loves him?
10:20:23 PM Young Master: Alois, that is.
10:20:23 PM Me: what
10:20:40 PM Young Master: Real Ciel has his contract back because he's remembering all about the first season of the anime.
10:20:53 PM Me: i'm sorry, Ciel
10:21:08 PM Me: you have to remember poor adaptation from last season, too
10:21:10 PM Young Master: The maze is changingn shape. Like this is Harry Potter.
10:21:19 PM Young Master: *changing
10:21:21 PM Me: and... people getting sewn together
10:21:32 PM Young Master: Okay, so because Ciel is remembering stuff, the maze and the trivia are changing to be about Ciel, and not about Alois.
10:21:38 PM Young Master: Yeah, that was weird.
10:21:38 PM Me: ... wow
10:21:40 PM Me: where IS this
10:21:50 PM Young Master: In the Trancy's back yard, or something. xD
10:21:51 PM Me: the magical hedge maze of... something something?
10:21:54 PM Me: .. LMAO WOW
10:21:59 PM Young Master: It's at the Trancy manor.
10:22:06 PM Young Master: Ciel remembers his revenge. Yaaaay!
10:22:10 PM Me: yay revenge!
10:22:17 PM Me: ... now get on this plate, dinner
10:23:08 PM Young Master: Sebastian doesn't seem super special happy that Ciel is remembering, for some reason.
10:23:12 PM Me: ...
10:23:20 PM Me: even though it means dinner is imminent?
10:23:26 PM Young Master: Yeah. I don't get it.
10:23:32 PM Young Master: Now Alois/Ciel is punching himself in the face.
10:24:04 PM Me: wow
10:24:33 PM Young Master: Claude just admitted that he used and killed Alois just to get Ciel.
10:24:38 PM Young Master: Alois is freaking out.
10:24:48 PM Me: why would you think a demon butler ever cared about you
10:24:52 PM Me: idiot
10:25:02 PM Me: IS he a demon?
10:25:07 PM Me: i'm... assuming he's just a poser
10:25:16 PM Me: i never bothered to check
10:25:28 PM Young Master: Claude is a demon, yeah.
10:25:44 PM Me: lame
10:26:18 PM Young Master: Apparently Hanna is the one who contracted with Alois' little brother Luka and killed all the people in their village, just to make Alois happy.
10:26:25 PM Young Master: Because she's a demon, too.
10:26:42 PM Me: for some reason i just imagine Sebastian got a write up in Demon of the Year or something and all these other demons were like WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA
10:26:49 PM Me: LET'S ALL SELL OURSELVES TO NOBLE SHOTAS
10:27:15 PM Young Master: And Hanna like... really cared about the kid. >>
10:27:22 PM Me: ... uh huh
10:27:27 PM Me: disgrace to the demonhood!
10:27:31 PM Young Master: Seriously.
10:27:34 PM Young Master: SHE'S CRYING. WHAT.
10:28:04 PM Me: ...
10:28:17 PM Me: I DON'T EVEN THINK DEMONS HAVE TEAR DUCTS
10:28:28 PM Young Master: I know...
10:28:49 PM Young Master: So, Hanna cares so much about Alois because he reminds her of Luka, who she cared about.
10:28:56 PM Me: ....
10:29:01 PM Me: that's messed up.
10:29:26 PM Me: i sure am doing a lot of ellipses
10:29:33 PM Young Master: She loved Luka and loves Alois. And now she wants to make a contract with Alois.
10:29:38 PM Me: oh god
10:29:51 PM Me: DOES THAT MEAN HIS CONTRACT WITH CLAUDE IS UP?
10:29:55 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW
10:30:08 PM Me: CAN YOU CONTRACT WITH TWO DEMONS AT ONCE, THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT
10:30:16 PM Young Master: Sebastian is stepping on Claude's fingers. Haha.
10:30:21 PM Me: yessss
10:30:22 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW.
10:30:26 PM Me: one decent moment
10:30:29 PM Young Master: Real Ciel is trying to break through.
10:30:44 PM Me: try to run, try to hide, break on through to the other side /dances
10:30:52 PM Young Master: Real Ciel is back! Yay!
10:31:00 PM Young Master: Sebastian is indifferent.
10:31:09 PM Me: BUT. DINNER.
10:31:36 PM Young Master: Uh, okay... so, when Ciel thought that Sebastian killed his parents, he ordered Sebastian not to show his face in his presence.
10:31:46 PM Me: ........
10:31:47 PM Young Master: But Ciel just saw him, so now he's like... not allowed to do anything?
10:31:59 PM Young Master: Ciel just ordered Sebastian to come and eat his soul right nao.
10:32:05 PM Young Master: But now Real Ciel has turned back into Alois/Ciel.
10:32:14 PM Young Master: And he just left. What.
10:32:19 PM Me: LMAO
10:32:25 PM Me: i don't even have a reaction for that.
10:32:44 PM Young Master: Demon butlers are teaming up again.
10:33:02 PM Me: i don't know what the people who wrote this were smoking
10:33:03 PM Young Master: Hanna just licked tears off of Alois/Ciel's face. I feel violated.
10:33:04 PM Me: but they need to stop
10:33:08 PM Young Master: Seriously.
10:33:32 PM Young Master: ALOIS JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
10:34:11 PM Me: ALOIS WILL NEVER BE LOVED BECAUSE HE IS A TERRIBLE CHARACTER
10:34:35 PM Young Master: Hanna made a contract with Alois/Ciel, so that includes... both Alois and Ciel, I guess/.
10:34:39 PM Young Master: It's over. WHAT
10:34:53 PM Me: OMG i'm crying i'm laughing so hard
10:35:19 PM Me: that's just so terrible
10:35:26 PM Young Master: The preview makes it look like the next episode might be the last... they showed that gondola again and stuff.
10:35:49 PM Me: LMAO
10:36:05 PM Young Master: Yup! myanimelist says I've seen 11/12 episodes.
10:36:09 PM Young Master: It's almost over, thank goodness.
10:36:15 PM Me: the gondola that they never should have gotten off of
10:36:21 PM Me: oh thank the lord
10:36:23 PM Me: or thank the devil..
10:36:47 PM Me: i was really scared there was going to be more of this...
10:36:49 PM Young Master: Really. Wow... that was... yeah.
10:36:50 PM Me: a lot more
10:37:04 PM Young Master: Thankfully, there isn't going to be.
10:37:12 PM Me: WHEW
The results were worth recording.
10:09:40 PM Young Master: Well, I'm going to brave the latest episode. I'll be sure to notify you when it gets ridiculous.
10:09:45 PM Young Master: ... So, immediately.
10:09:54 PM Me: hahahaha
10:09:59 PM Me: give me running commentary, please
10:10:08 PM Me: it'll ease the burden
10:11:01 PM Young Master: Sure thing!
10:11:25 PM Young Master: Well, now Ciel/Alois is threatening to jump off of something.
10:11:30 PM Me: LMAO UH
10:11:33 PM Young Master: And Hanna the maid sayas they need to like...
10:11:35 PM Me: something high?
10:11:40 PM Me: like a cliff?
10:11:43 PM Young Master: Go on a journey to learn about Alois to save Ciel.
10:11:50 PM Young Master: A clock...tower...statue...thing.
10:11:54 PM Me: .... uh huh.
10:12:00 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are teaming up? I don't know.,
10:12:00 PM Me: just jump
10:12:03 PM Young Master: I WISH.
10:12:08 PM Me: ... no
10:12:12 PM Me: sebastian is not a team player
10:12:23 PM Young Master: Which makes no sense, since they were just fighting.
10:12:25 PM Me: lmao
10:12:32 PM Me: CONTINUITY, WE HAS NONE
10:13:15 PM Young Master: After the OP. Now, it looks like the real Ciel is floating around in Alois' mind or something, learningn about Alois' past.
10:13:18 PM Young Master: He's confused.
10:13:21 PM Young Master: His eye is normal.
10:13:26 PM Young Master: *learning
10:13:29 PM Me: I'M confused, Ciel
10:13:36 PM Me: you're not alone
10:13:38 PM Young Master: He's in Alois' memories...
10:13:41 PM Me: oh dear
10:13:58 PM Me: the fatal flaw here is that no one cares about Alois
10:14:38 PM Young Master: Sebastian and Claude are now on some really stupid scavanger hunt quest.
10:14:52 PM Me: ....
10:14:52 PM Young Master: It involves a rose maze, trivia questions (literally)...
10:14:55 PM Young Master: A stamp book...
10:14:55 PM Me: ....
10:14:57 PM Young Master: This is absurd.
10:14:57 PM Me: really.
10:15:03 PM Me: this sounds like a dream i would have
10:15:06 PM Young Master: Sebastian's been trapped by vines and can't get out.
10:15:07 PM Me: where everything is dumb
10:15:09 PM Young Master: I KNOW, RIGHT?
10:15:16 PM Young Master: Grell is, um. Taking pictures?
10:15:20 PM Me: ...
10:15:25 PM Me: of course
10:15:30 PM Me: gotta love the vine bondage
10:16:00 PM Young Master: He just broke free, thankfully. >>
10:16:22 PM Young Master: Claude is good at the Alois trivia.
10:16:25 PM Me: lmao
10:16:30 PM Me: of course he is
10:16:52 PM Young Master: Alois!Ciel is... um.. scratching at his chest so much that it bleeds.
10:16:55 PM Young Master: Now he's kicking Hanna.
10:16:58 PM Me: ....
10:17:03 PM Me: i'm sorry.
10:17:16 PM Me: how many episodes of this atrocity are left?
10:17:25 PM Young Master: Who knows. I hope not many.
10:17:31 PM Young Master: ... WHAT.
10:17:36 PM Me: what episode are they on?
10:17:41 PM Young Master: A fanfiction moment just happend.
10:17:43 PM Young Master: And, episode 11.
10:17:46 PM Me: ... oh dear
10:17:51 PM Me: what moment? O_O
10:18:12 PM Young Master: Sebastian, trying to figure out one of these stupid questions, grabs Grell by the shoulders and says "Grell. You'll fly for me, won't you?"
10:18:13 PM Young Master: ... /:
10:18:19 PM Me: ...............
10:18:20 PM Me: really.
10:18:28 PM Me: fly off a cliff
10:18:34 PM Young Master: ... But then he threw him through a door, and it exploded, so it's okay. xD
10:18:43 PM Me: hahahaha yay!
10:18:54 PM Young Master: Stamp book again.
10:19:02 PM Young Master: Real Ciel is trying to remember his past.
10:19:10 PM Young Master: Still wearing his dress.
10:19:12 PM Me: ...
10:19:39 PM Me: if there are as many episodes in the second season as the first
10:19:44 PM Me: ... there are like 13 episodes left
10:19:48 PM Young Master: ...
10:19:54 PM Me: I HOPE THIS IS NOT THE CASE.
10:19:58 PM Young Master: ME TOO
10:20:00 PM Me: I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS CAN POSSIBLE SUSTAIN
10:20:03 PM Me: possibly
10:20:14 PM Young Master: Now Alois/Ciel is crying happily because he's obsessed with Claude.
10:20:20 PM Me: ...
10:20:20 PM Young Master: Hanna apparently loves him?
10:20:23 PM Young Master: Alois, that is.
10:20:23 PM Me: what
10:20:40 PM Young Master: Real Ciel has his contract back because he's remembering all about the first season of the anime.
10:20:53 PM Me: i'm sorry, Ciel
10:21:08 PM Me: you have to remember poor adaptation from last season, too
10:21:10 PM Young Master: The maze is changingn shape. Like this is Harry Potter.
10:21:19 PM Young Master: *changing
10:21:21 PM Me: and... people getting sewn together
10:21:32 PM Young Master: Okay, so because Ciel is remembering stuff, the maze and the trivia are changing to be about Ciel, and not about Alois.
10:21:38 PM Young Master: Yeah, that was weird.
10:21:38 PM Me: ... wow
10:21:40 PM Me: where IS this
10:21:50 PM Young Master: In the Trancy's back yard, or something. xD
10:21:51 PM Me: the magical hedge maze of... something something?
10:21:54 PM Me: .. LMAO WOW
10:21:59 PM Young Master: It's at the Trancy manor.
10:22:06 PM Young Master: Ciel remembers his revenge. Yaaaay!
10:22:10 PM Me: yay revenge!
10:22:17 PM Me: ... now get on this plate, dinner
10:23:08 PM Young Master: Sebastian doesn't seem super special happy that Ciel is remembering, for some reason.
10:23:12 PM Me: ...
10:23:20 PM Me: even though it means dinner is imminent?
10:23:26 PM Young Master: Yeah. I don't get it.
10:23:32 PM Young Master: Now Alois/Ciel is punching himself in the face.
10:24:04 PM Me: wow
10:24:33 PM Young Master: Claude just admitted that he used and killed Alois just to get Ciel.
10:24:38 PM Young Master: Alois is freaking out.
10:24:48 PM Me: why would you think a demon butler ever cared about you
10:24:52 PM Me: idiot
10:25:02 PM Me: IS he a demon?
10:25:07 PM Me: i'm... assuming he's just a poser
10:25:16 PM Me: i never bothered to check
10:25:28 PM Young Master: Claude is a demon, yeah.
10:25:44 PM Me: lame
10:26:18 PM Young Master: Apparently Hanna is the one who contracted with Alois' little brother Luka and killed all the people in their village, just to make Alois happy.
10:26:25 PM Young Master: Because she's a demon, too.
10:26:42 PM Me: for some reason i just imagine Sebastian got a write up in Demon of the Year or something and all these other demons were like WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA
10:26:49 PM Me: LET'S ALL SELL OURSELVES TO NOBLE SHOTAS
10:27:15 PM Young Master: And Hanna like... really cared about the kid. >>
10:27:22 PM Me: ... uh huh
10:27:27 PM Me: disgrace to the demonhood!
10:27:31 PM Young Master: Seriously.
10:27:34 PM Young Master: SHE'S CRYING. WHAT.
10:28:04 PM Me: ...
10:28:17 PM Me: I DON'T EVEN THINK DEMONS HAVE TEAR DUCTS
10:28:28 PM Young Master: I know...
10:28:49 PM Young Master: So, Hanna cares so much about Alois because he reminds her of Luka, who she cared about.
10:28:56 PM Me: ....
10:29:01 PM Me: that's messed up.
10:29:26 PM Me: i sure am doing a lot of ellipses
10:29:33 PM Young Master: She loved Luka and loves Alois. And now she wants to make a contract with Alois.
10:29:38 PM Me: oh god
10:29:51 PM Me: DOES THAT MEAN HIS CONTRACT WITH CLAUDE IS UP?
10:29:55 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW
10:30:08 PM Me: CAN YOU CONTRACT WITH TWO DEMONS AT ONCE, THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT
10:30:16 PM Young Master: Sebastian is stepping on Claude's fingers. Haha.
10:30:21 PM Me: yessss
10:30:22 PM Young Master: I DON'T KNOW.
10:30:26 PM Me: one decent moment
10:30:29 PM Young Master: Real Ciel is trying to break through.
10:30:44 PM Me: try to run, try to hide, break on through to the other side /dances
10:30:52 PM Young Master: Real Ciel is back! Yay!
10:31:00 PM Young Master: Sebastian is indifferent.
10:31:09 PM Me: BUT. DINNER.
10:31:36 PM Young Master: Uh, okay... so, when Ciel thought that Sebastian killed his parents, he ordered Sebastian not to show his face in his presence.
10:31:46 PM Me: ........
10:31:47 PM Young Master: But Ciel just saw him, so now he's like... not allowed to do anything?
10:31:59 PM Young Master: Ciel just ordered Sebastian to come and eat his soul right nao.
10:32:05 PM Young Master: But now Real Ciel has turned back into Alois/Ciel.
10:32:14 PM Young Master: And he just left. What.
10:32:19 PM Me: LMAO
10:32:25 PM Me: i don't even have a reaction for that.
10:32:44 PM Young Master: Demon butlers are teaming up again.
10:33:02 PM Me: i don't know what the people who wrote this were smoking
10:33:03 PM Young Master: Hanna just licked tears off of Alois/Ciel's face. I feel violated.
10:33:04 PM Me: but they need to stop
10:33:08 PM Young Master: Seriously.
10:33:32 PM Young Master: ALOIS JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
10:34:11 PM Me: ALOIS WILL NEVER BE LOVED BECAUSE HE IS A TERRIBLE CHARACTER
10:34:35 PM Young Master: Hanna made a contract with Alois/Ciel, so that includes... both Alois and Ciel, I guess/.
10:34:39 PM Young Master: It's over. WHAT
10:34:53 PM Me: OMG i'm crying i'm laughing so hard
10:35:19 PM Me: that's just so terrible
10:35:26 PM Young Master: The preview makes it look like the next episode might be the last... they showed that gondola again and stuff.
10:35:49 PM Me: LMAO
10:36:05 PM Young Master: Yup! myanimelist says I've seen 11/12 episodes.
10:36:09 PM Young Master: It's almost over, thank goodness.
10:36:15 PM Me: the gondola that they never should have gotten off of
10:36:21 PM Me: oh thank the lord
10:36:23 PM Me: or thank the devil..
10:36:47 PM Me: i was really scared there was going to be more of this...
10:36:49 PM Young Master: Really. Wow... that was... yeah.
10:36:50 PM Me: a lot more
10:37:04 PM Young Master: Thankfully, there isn't going to be.
10:37:12 PM Me: WHEW