You know it's going to be a good night when...
....Your girlfriend sells the Silenoz, the bass player of Dimmu Borgir, some lube, and a vibrating cock ring. He walked into her store today, and he recognized her from the time we saw them in Portland, said he'd buy her a drink if he saw us tonight. Good stuff. Who knew he liked to lube it up, amongst other things?
....Should be an awesome show tonight, as it always is everytime we see Dimmu Borgir. They are playing before Danzig, which, if you know me enough, know I cannot stand Danzig. But I think it will be fun to witness the goth/metal version of elvis live..in the flesh. Should be epic...to a degree. Maybe I'll throw ice at him. No, he'd kick my ass. Bad. Very bad.
...I need to get out of my glass box, and go listen to some satan metal. C'mon 7:00...hurry up!
....Should be an awesome show tonight, as it always is everytime we see Dimmu Borgir. They are playing before Danzig, which, if you know me enough, know I cannot stand Danzig. But I think it will be fun to witness the goth/metal version of elvis live..in the flesh. Should be epic...to a degree. Maybe I'll throw ice at him. No, he'd kick my ass. Bad. Very bad.
...I need to get out of my glass box, and go listen to some satan metal. C'mon 7:00...hurry up!