Voice Mail

[demon_cupid]

Hi! Drake's voice mail is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll spell out your message on my stomach with these plastic magnetic letters.

Comments

Phone Insanity

[just_add_starch]

[From here!]

"I don't recall ever going out and...doing anything that you said with you before," Fraser said, trying not to sound flustered. "Why would I do that with you? You're far too young and that would be illegal! Perhaps you should think about who you're telling this to. It could get us both in trouble. Jail is not a nice place!"

Re: Phone Insanity

[demon_cupid]

[Sent here.]

[spring_lost]

[ from here ]

"...That's a little inappropriate. Dial again."

[demon_cupid]

[Sent here.]

[living_endless]

[From here]

I guess I've been where I usually am? But I love presents! What were you going to give me?

Also, have we met?

[demon_cupid]

[To here.]

[shiroi_tiger]

[From here!]

"You know, I'm fairly certain that I've never met you, either. But I think this pretty much solidifies my opinion that the telephone is one of the most stupid inventions created in the past couple of centuries. Just imagine a world where there can't be any strange phone messages." A pause. "Are you picturing it? Yeah. I like it better that way, too."

[demon_cupid]

[To here.]

Crazy Phone Day!

[montecito_east]

[From here]

"I am not a freak or a hooker! Stop calling me!"