1000 pages into Homestuck,
and I need to relieve my feelings.
I KNEW IT
I KNEW DAVE WOULD STILL NOT HAVE UPLOADED THE GAME BY NOW! DAMN YOU, DAVE! Why do I suspect that you're my favourite character. (An overstatement of the case. My favourite character actually seems to be whichever of the kids is on screen at the moment. ALSO John's dad. ALSO Rose's mother's character design.)
Is his brother supposed to be the source of all evil? Because ... the puppet butts...
Why did
this ponyride get embedded as an easter egg on the Dead Cat Flashback video? Well, I guess it was obvious from early on that the creator of Homestuck gets a great deal of joy from trolling.
A thought process that, admittedly makes very little sense: Saw a
thread on 4chan for How to Train Your Dragon art (WARNING: while most of the art is adorable and inoffensive, there's also a few really gory ones), realised it is a crying shame that Kingdom Hearts can never have a HTTYD world. KH doesn't even seem interested in using the Pixar movies, but even if they had been, it's a Dreamworks flick. It could have been an adorable level! Imagine, Hiccup + Toothless + Sora. + Donald pretending not to freak out about the dragon + Goofy becoming instant friends.
Speaking of Disney, there was
a post on
discworld that said the Mort movie I mentioned a while ago has been nixed. Details (and a surprising amount of bitterness about Disney's business practices) can be found here:
http://progresscityusa.com/2011/03/18/mort-cest-mort/. Now Sora will also never get to run around on Great A'Tuin!