Dec 20, 2010 18:44
A bee peed on my toothbrush. --Do bees pee? A bee secreted on my toothbrush. I know you're nervous, surprisingly large beastie, but I was only trying to gently shoo you out.
My Yuletide gift fic has been uploaded! I'm trying to force it to become accessible with a force beaming from my eyeballs. *STARES*
yuletide,
invertebrates
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And in the category of "sentences that you least expected to ever hear in your life but now that you've heard them THEY CANNOT BE UNHEARD D:", we have... XDD
Congrats on the Yuletide fic, though!
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I actually meant that it was my gift-fic that had been uploaded, which is great to know. Of course I hate the fic that I'm giving, as is generally the case. *edits furiously*
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1. Was it really pee?
2. Did it taste like honey?
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2. I RINSED IT OFF, CHRIS. XD
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2. NOOOOOO YOU COULD HAVE ADVANCED THE BOUNDARIES OF SCIENCE! (also lacewood sometimes adopts a similar tone when we talk. Heh)
3. I have visions of you camping in brushlands! Or flowery meadows!
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2. Science will have to do without me. I AM DEDICATED TO ART.
3. Actually, I'm at home by now. These are the hazards of small town living! (Once a monkey nearly broke in.) (But okay, that was really, really unusual.)
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I'm sorry, but the mental image was so hilarious I actually had to Google this question just to satisfy my curiosity. XD I'm sure your toothbrush isn't really much the worse for it...?
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