Unironically, now, I love Fanfiction.net. It's got neat features and a good layout, a quite lively community and a greater likelihood of comments on old fics. But the Katekyo Hitman Reborn! section just reminded me that there are good reasons the place is referred to as The Pit.
This one's an old favourite. It isn't so bad, really. I was waiting for something similar:
Someone Save Me » by LM.C4eva
Hayato is abused, and dosent want his love Yama-chan too know...so how dose he keep it a secret? read and find out
Yama-chan, hee.
This more recent one upped the game:
Clouds Cover the Sky by lalunaticscribe
What does Hibari do in free time? Fuck his sister. Under the pounding rain, one can hear cries from the Hibari apartment, obscured only by the thunder claps booming throughout the night
Does exactly what it says on the box. I don't know why. So this is bizarre, wrong, and dumbfounding, but I can sort of squint at the screen in perplexity and scroll past.
THE NEXT IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION:
Of Idiots and Men by Lagpak-Pinya
Where the classic 'Of Mice and Men' takes a twist.:. Two traveling companions, Gokudera and Yamamoto, who have always encountered trouble go to work at the Vongola ranch in hopes for a change. But there, their troubles seem to take a turn for the worse
*shriek*
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Although this seems to be applicable again: Yama-chan, hee.
In related
I'm-disowning-the-internet news, why is ROB PATTINSON "cast" as PETER PAN are you drunk. (It's unofficial, don't worry, Disney hasn't gone that crazy.)
Edit: ...fine, the internet can stay, this
Yamamoto & Daddy cosplay is cute enough to lull me. This time!