relationshippin.
You know that meme that has you answer questions about "6 ships you like, so many you used to like, so many you've never liked", etc? I saw it around and thought there should be a question for things you ship although YOU SHOULDN'T, because that ship is BAD and WRONG.
1. Zimmy/Gamma (Gunnerkrigg Court*). They are a) 12 b) screwed up as hell c) TWELVE d) SO SCREWED UP. I guess being 12 didn't stop Willie and that scary girl, but I can't! I don't want to! (I do.)
2. Kyoko/Gokudera (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!). Least mafia person + most mafia person = intrigue! excitement! Not really, but I like messing with it, even though it makes zero sense (they don't even TALK). Kyoko/Gokudera/Tsuna probably goes here too, although it feels more excusable on the basis that When Everybody Cuddles Tsuna, I am Happy.
3. ............................ TYL Tsuna/James Bond (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!/James Bond reboot) ...............................
..........................................................................it'd be hot.
4. Ragetti/Calypso (Pirates of the Caribbean). Davy Jones/Calypso is the big impossible epic love that can't be denied or escaped, but I need Calypso to look up Ragetti after movie 3 and jump him. Yes. Because he could talk to her "like a lover". (Also MAJOR LOL for how Barbossa went about that instruction.)
5. Kyouya/adult Kirimi (Ouran Highschool Host Club) .................................. also hot, in 15-20 years Kyouya can have the trophy wife that lords over all, please ignore that he is a caterpillar in that picture. Um.
*Proper pimp post to come some time before I die!
1. Zimmy/Gamma (Gunnerkrigg Court*). They are a) 12 b) screwed up as hell c) TWELVE d) SO SCREWED UP. I guess being 12 didn't stop Willie and that scary girl, but I can't! I don't want to! (I do.)
2. Kyoko/Gokudera (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!). Least mafia person + most mafia person = intrigue! excitement! Not really, but I like messing with it, even though it makes zero sense (they don't even TALK). Kyoko/Gokudera/Tsuna probably goes here too, although it feels more excusable on the basis that When Everybody Cuddles Tsuna, I am Happy.
3. ............................ TYL Tsuna/James Bond (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!/James Bond reboot) ...............................
..........................................................................it'd be hot.
4. Ragetti/Calypso (Pirates of the Caribbean). Davy Jones/Calypso is the big impossible epic love that can't be denied or escaped, but I need Calypso to look up Ragetti after movie 3 and jump him. Yes. Because he could talk to her "like a lover". (Also MAJOR LOL for how Barbossa went about that instruction.)
5. Kyouya/adult Kirimi (Ouran Highschool Host Club) .................................. also hot, in 15-20 years Kyouya can have the trophy wife that lords over all, please ignore that he is a caterpillar in that picture. Um.
*Proper pimp post to come some time before I die!