SUPER SUDDEN DREAM RECALL GO
sorry for the disjointedness and lack of proper punctuation and shit. almost 5 am and i need to get this shit down and i will fix it later
- started out RP related. i really missed(?) RPing with someone, so i asked them if we could do private threading off the game we're a part of, and they agreed to it. the RPing involved actually being inside our characters' bodies and on what looked like a space ship from Mass Effect 2? a space ship or metal urban area like the Citadel
- i wanted to RP a ship so that we could be close, but they played ??? (Mass Effect), and that meant i had to force myself to play someone like Tali (also Mass Effect). so inwardly i was like FUCKING QUARIANS WITH YOUR SHIT IMMUNE SYSTEMS AND BUCKET HEADS, I WANT TO DO MORE THAN BUMP MY VISOR AGAINST HERS AND HOLD HER HAND
- shit shit idk some stuff inbetween
- PVP MASS EFFECT?!?! Me and others in our real bodies, all wearing black N7 armor and with guns. I got fucked over and only had one heavy pistol(?) Took place on what looked like a cross between a Citadel space port, the side of a warehouse, and then some open-air residential areas on the other side.
- THE PVP INCIDENT DID NOT START OUT WELL. There was some drama between IRL friends that All Went to Shit, and then we drew our guns and had to start fighting.
- So I only had a heavy pistol and two powers. one would fire out like other biotics (arching blue energy ball/projectile thing). It let me absorb one random ability belonging to my target and disabling it on them for a certain period of time. It could work on anything from biotics, to tech, to even ammo powers. I got frustrated because it kept picking up mostly support shit (paramount shield, barrier, shield boost, ????). the second one I can't remember very well -- upon realizing this horror I got right out of bed and went "fuck I really do need to write this down asap like mechaphilia told me to." I can at least tell you it wasn't a very offensive power, since I was scared/pissed off I had to keep crouching behind shit and wanting to throttle my heavy pistol
- I had to smack my left hand (well, the index and middle finger) in order to bring up my two abilities -- like the hotkey bar in ME2, lmao. I kept having to do that because I kept forgetting which ability was which. Activating an ability required the hotkey bar to be visible, and for me to like... kind of mime a pushing motion with my hand to aim.
- My offense was shit, but at least I had good acrobatics? Matrix-like slowdown whenever I had to jump to cover or backflip in the air above a target's head.
- SUDDENLY, MALE COMMANDER VANDERDOUCHE SHEPARD IS ADDED TO THE PVP AREA. AND HE'S PISSED OFF. AND HIS DIFFICULTY IS ON INSANITY. He seems to be targeting mostly me, which makes me have to run more and get more frustrated at my SHITTY FAULTY POWERS.
- suddenly Shepard turns into a giant floating head boss that fires mouth (or was it eye) lasers...? and then the other pvp guys have to now work with me to bring him down
- we do, and then victory!! the typical thing that happens when you win pvp is that a bunch of overly muscular guys in summer beach clothing (short shorts and colorful polo shirts? or was it short sailor uniforms?) enter the arena and congratulate you, all smiley and friendly and shit while a certain happy song played in the background. BUT THERE'S A FUCKING CATCH. you have to... target each guy first and press space bar (typical graphic/text format you get when opening a door in ME) before they get too close, cause its like a trap or something
- i was stupid and didn't do this deactivation thing for some reason after a while. so one guy is smiling at me, and he's standing only a few steps away, and he opens his arms offering a hug WHICH IS VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM THE PROGRAMMED "HERE I'LL HOLD OUT MY HAND TO SHAKE YOURS, CONGRATS". so I hug the guy, and while he's hugging me i look over his shoulder and see a bunch of the not-deactivated guys start DROPPING THEIR SHORTS and the song in the background changes from the normal happy theme to SUDDENLY, NAKED GAY GUYS as they approach me, and I do this weird yell/yelp and move the guy hugging me to try and block my view of the first guy that dropped his pants
Cut to me realizing how goddamn funny that last scene was (as well as how me-like my dream self's reaction to it), I wake up from the dream laughing hysterically. woke up mechaphilia who was sleeping next to me. she thought i was crying in my sleep from a nightmare -- then it took her a while to realize no, i'm just an immensely retarded freak. she will see this dream report in the morning and continue to think I am a freak.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'VE NEVER WOKEN UP LIKE THAT BEFORE. NEVER. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.
- started out RP related. i really missed(?) RPing with someone, so i asked them if we could do private threading off the game we're a part of, and they agreed to it. the RPing involved actually being inside our characters' bodies and on what looked like a space ship from Mass Effect 2? a space ship or metal urban area like the Citadel
- i wanted to RP a ship so that we could be close, but they played ??? (Mass Effect), and that meant i had to force myself to play someone like Tali (also Mass Effect). so inwardly i was like FUCKING QUARIANS WITH YOUR SHIT IMMUNE SYSTEMS AND BUCKET HEADS, I WANT TO DO MORE THAN BUMP MY VISOR AGAINST HERS AND HOLD HER HAND
- shit shit idk some stuff inbetween
- PVP MASS EFFECT?!?! Me and others in our real bodies, all wearing black N7 armor and with guns. I got fucked over and only had one heavy pistol(?) Took place on what looked like a cross between a Citadel space port, the side of a warehouse, and then some open-air residential areas on the other side.
- THE PVP INCIDENT DID NOT START OUT WELL. There was some drama between IRL friends that All Went to Shit, and then we drew our guns and had to start fighting.
- So I only had a heavy pistol and two powers. one would fire out like other biotics (arching blue energy ball/projectile thing). It let me absorb one random ability belonging to my target and disabling it on them for a certain period of time. It could work on anything from biotics, to tech, to even ammo powers. I got frustrated because it kept picking up mostly support shit (paramount shield, barrier, shield boost, ????). the second one I can't remember very well -- upon realizing this horror I got right out of bed and went "fuck I really do need to write this down asap like mechaphilia told me to." I can at least tell you it wasn't a very offensive power, since I was scared/pissed off I had to keep crouching behind shit and wanting to throttle my heavy pistol
- I had to smack my left hand (well, the index and middle finger) in order to bring up my two abilities -- like the hotkey bar in ME2, lmao. I kept having to do that because I kept forgetting which ability was which. Activating an ability required the hotkey bar to be visible, and for me to like... kind of mime a pushing motion with my hand to aim.
- My offense was shit, but at least I had good acrobatics? Matrix-like slowdown whenever I had to jump to cover or backflip in the air above a target's head.
- SUDDENLY, MALE COMMANDER VANDERDOUCHE SHEPARD IS ADDED TO THE PVP AREA. AND HE'S PISSED OFF. AND HIS DIFFICULTY IS ON INSANITY. He seems to be targeting mostly me, which makes me have to run more and get more frustrated at my SHITTY FAULTY POWERS.
- suddenly Shepard turns into a giant floating head boss that fires mouth (or was it eye) lasers...? and then the other pvp guys have to now work with me to bring him down
- we do, and then victory!! the typical thing that happens when you win pvp is that a bunch of overly muscular guys in summer beach clothing (short shorts and colorful polo shirts? or was it short sailor uniforms?) enter the arena and congratulate you, all smiley and friendly and shit while a certain happy song played in the background. BUT THERE'S A FUCKING CATCH. you have to... target each guy first and press space bar (typical graphic/text format you get when opening a door in ME) before they get too close, cause its like a trap or something
- i was stupid and didn't do this deactivation thing for some reason after a while. so one guy is smiling at me, and he's standing only a few steps away, and he opens his arms offering a hug WHICH IS VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM THE PROGRAMMED "HERE I'LL HOLD OUT MY HAND TO SHAKE YOURS, CONGRATS". so I hug the guy, and while he's hugging me i look over his shoulder and see a bunch of the not-deactivated guys start DROPPING THEIR SHORTS and the song in the background changes from the normal happy theme to SUDDENLY, NAKED GAY GUYS as they approach me, and I do this weird yell/yelp and move the guy hugging me to try and block my view of the first guy that dropped his pants
Cut to me realizing how goddamn funny that last scene was (as well as how me-like my dream self's reaction to it), I wake up from the dream laughing hysterically. woke up mechaphilia who was sleeping next to me. she thought i was crying in my sleep from a nightmare -- then it took her a while to realize no, i'm just an immensely retarded freak. she will see this dream report in the morning and continue to think I am a freak.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'VE NEVER WOKEN UP LIKE THAT BEFORE. NEVER. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.