Not sure if strip club or fandom AU collision.. (NSFW)
So... FINALLY I CAN MAKE AN LJ POST :D HUZZAH!!! NSFW! MAYDAY, MAYDAY NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NSFWWWWW
The ever lovely etharei took me to all male strip club. Muahaha. So of course I had to take pictures... no flash because it would've been too obvious and I didn't want to distract all those manly men doing their job :P Oh actually, at one point I took a photo of them naked... which.. was one of the times where I wasn't meant to. Guess it's not too bad when hot naked guy takes your camera :D Of course I have my phone back and he didn't even delete the pictures! He just asked that I not post the super filthy, naked naughty ones. Semxy pictures below:
ON ANOTHER NOTE! There's this lovely charm of going to a strip club with another fandom friend because of course, it's not only naked men on the stage but they just so happen to be dancing with plot bunnies!! SO manyyyy plot bunnies~~~
Firstly they opened up with this!
Guah. Aren't they all fabulously dressed? Though in all honestly I think they were about as straight as a crazy straw so... THEN~ BAM!
The shirts~ They flew off in unison to reveal gorgeous man flesh (Yup!That's the term the host used and all I heard in my head was dirty things like: taking his man-flesh, rubbing his man-flesh, joining their man flesh. You get the picture :D Though you know? I'm not even in Teen Wolf fandom and this seems like a very good Teen Wolf AU considering one of the guys has a tattoo where Derek has his.
THEN THE DRUMS ROLLED AND MEN MARCHED!
And I couldn't help but thought.. I'm sure Footloose's Loaded March men wouldn't mind stripping down... in the name of charity. May I should try to beg LM for an extra along those lines... Here's some more inspiration..
ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOPIC! BAM! LE WILD BACKSTREET BOY APPEARS
FOLLOWED BY MICHAEL JACKSON AU?
Okay~ Okay~ Back to fandom (Pretty sure MJ and Backstreet boys have their own fanbases)
SO ONE OF THE STRIPPERS FALSE NAME WAS Q~! Then from across the establishment a James Bond swept towards the stage of smoke. Here's the picture with the smoke:
Then the smoke clears to reveal a hot dude. Of course, of course.
Of course James Bond proceeds to take off his shirt. AS HE SHOULD.
Then... What the hell happened next? I was drinking pretty cocktails so... All I remember is hot guys AND CAN YOU BLAME ME? What the hell.. what happe- Oh!
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS!!
WHO SANG AND DANCED "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES" Whooooo (God. I whoo'd so much that night..) Anyways I think I was done for hte night. My phone died so I couldn't take pictures of Spider Man (Who gave a lap dance to a dude!), Tarzan, The fire breather (Dude gave a girl a lap-dance while breathing fire!). Guess I'll end the Stip club night with a nice picture~
Then I was off home, very happy, very tispy and craving food~ As you do...
So it was off to Etharei's house for a BOND MARATHON, fried wings and a fuckton of homemade sauces :)
The ever lovely etharei took me to all male strip club. Muahaha. So of course I had to take pictures... no flash because it would've been too obvious and I didn't want to distract all those manly men doing their job :P Oh actually, at one point I took a photo of them naked... which.. was one of the times where I wasn't meant to. Guess it's not too bad when hot naked guy takes your camera :D Of course I have my phone back and he didn't even delete the pictures! He just asked that I not post the super filthy, naked naughty ones. Semxy pictures below:
ON ANOTHER NOTE! There's this lovely charm of going to a strip club with another fandom friend because of course, it's not only naked men on the stage but they just so happen to be dancing with plot bunnies!! SO manyyyy plot bunnies~~~
Firstly they opened up with this!
Guah. Aren't they all fabulously dressed? Though in all honestly I think they were about as straight as a crazy straw so... THEN~ BAM!
The shirts~ They flew off in unison to reveal gorgeous man flesh (Yup!That's the term the host used and all I heard in my head was dirty things like: taking his man-flesh, rubbing his man-flesh, joining their man flesh. You get the picture :D Though you know? I'm not even in Teen Wolf fandom and this seems like a very good Teen Wolf AU considering one of the guys has a tattoo where Derek has his.
THEN THE DRUMS ROLLED AND MEN MARCHED!
And I couldn't help but thought.. I'm sure Footloose's Loaded March men wouldn't mind stripping down... in the name of charity. May I should try to beg LM for an extra along those lines... Here's some more inspiration..
ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOPIC! BAM! LE WILD BACKSTREET BOY APPEARS
FOLLOWED BY MICHAEL JACKSON AU?
Okay~ Okay~ Back to fandom (Pretty sure MJ and Backstreet boys have their own fanbases)
SO ONE OF THE STRIPPERS FALSE NAME WAS Q~! Then from across the establishment a James Bond swept towards the stage of smoke. Here's the picture with the smoke:
Then the smoke clears to reveal a hot dude. Of course, of course.
Of course James Bond proceeds to take off his shirt. AS HE SHOULD.
Then... What the hell happened next? I was drinking pretty cocktails so... All I remember is hot guys AND CAN YOU BLAME ME? What the hell.. what happe- Oh!
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS!!
WHO SANG AND DANCED "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES" Whooooo (God. I whoo'd so much that night..) Anyways I think I was done for hte night. My phone died so I couldn't take pictures of Spider Man (Who gave a lap dance to a dude!), Tarzan, The fire breather (Dude gave a girl a lap-dance while breathing fire!). Guess I'll end the Stip club night with a nice picture~
Then I was off home, very happy, very tispy and craving food~ As you do...
So it was off to Etharei's house for a BOND MARATHON, fried wings and a fuckton of homemade sauces :)