Title: Where The Freaks All Come Around: Camp-Half Blood According to Ke$ha
Characters/Pairing: All campers, plus RPG and canon pairings (in my head).
Warnings: Being the crackiest mix in the history of crack.
Notes: This is a mix made for
mizunfortunate, of whom I had some cracky Ke$ha bonding time with during Halloween. LULZ CRACK AHEAD, you have been warned~
01. Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha feat. 3O3!
Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Zip your lips like a padlock
And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox
I dont really care where you live at
Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at
02. Blow - Ke$ha
Now what? What? We're taking control
We get what we want
We do what you don't
Dirt and glitter cover the floor
We're pretty and sick
We're young and we're bored
It's time to lose your mind and let the crazy out
(This place about to)
Tonight we're taking names 'cause we don't mess around
03. V.I.P. - Ke$ha
There ain't no scene in the V.I.P for me
No, it ain't no scene for me
No, it ain't no scene for me
No
04. Party At A Rich Dude's House - Ke$ha
Whoa oh, there's a party at a rich dude's house
Whoa oh, there's a party at a rich dude's house
If you wanna go, then you know oh
We're gonna fight 'till we do it right
So let's whoa oh, tonight
05. Sleazy - Ke$ha
I don't need you or your brand new Benz
Or your boozy friends.
I don't need love, looking like diamonds
Looking like diamonds
06. Backstabber - Ke$ha
Bored, stoned, sitting in your basement
All alone, cause your little conversations
Got around, now look here what we all found out
(look here what we found, look here we all found out)
07. Grow A Pear - Ke$ha
Last night I had enough of you
I put down the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard it was all over your face
Since you're slipping and flipping
But here is the stitch
I signed up for a man
But you are just a bitch
08. Animal - Ke$ha
I'm not asleep, I'm up for the fight
Into the magic
And I don't want the concrete
I am alive comes with the tragic
So if it's just tonight
The animal inside, let it live then die
09. Blind - Ke$ha
I'm sick and tired of the mess you made me
Never gonna catch me cry
Oh whoa whoa
You must be blind if you can't see
You'll miss me 'til the day you die
Oh whoa whoa
Without me, you're nothing
Oh whoa whoa
You must be blind if you can't see
You'll miss me 'til the day you die
Oh whoa whoa
10. True Love - Ke$ha
I can't speakI'm terrifiedCause if ISay the wrong thingYou might see how hard i'm tryingIs this made up?Or true loveIs this true loveIs this true love
11. Crazy Beautiful Life - Ke$ha
I'm in love, alright
With my crazy, beautiful life
With the parties, the disasters
With my friends all pretty & plastered
12. Hungover - Ke$ha
In the dark I can fight it, I fake 'til I'm numb
But in the bright light,
I taste you on my tongue
13. Stephen - Ke$ha
Stephen
Stephen
Why won't you call me?
Stephen, why won't you call me?
14. The Harold Song - Ke$ha
I miss your soft lips, I miss your white sheets
I miss the scratch of your unshaved face on my cheek
And this is so hard 'cuz I didn't see
That you were the love of my life and it kills me
15. Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha
Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
(I said)
Your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
16. Cannibal - Ke$ha
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood
Carnivore animal, I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up, you better run
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I'll eat you up)
I am Cannibal
I am Cannibal (I'll eat you up)
17. We R Who We R - Ke$ha
Tonight we’re going har har-har ha-ha-hard
Just like the world is our our-our our-our-ours
We’re tearin’ it apart part-part pa-pa-part
You know we’re superstars, we are who we are!
We’re dancing like we’re dum dum-dum dum-dum-dumb
Our bodies go num num-num num-num-numb
We’ll be forever youn youn-youn youn-youn-young
You know we’re superstars, we are who we are!
18. Take It Off - Ke$ha
And now we lookin' like pimps
In my gold Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a
19. Tik Tok - Ke$ha
Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P- Diddy (Hey what's up girl)
Grab ma glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city (Let's go)
Before I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't comin back
20. Dinosaur - Ke$ha
Hey dinosaur, baby you're pre-historic
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are HA
Hey carnivore, you want my meat I know it
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are HA
Yea, you're pretty old
21. C U Next Tuesday - Ke$ha
I was looking lost
It was cold outside
The whiskey rocks
How you caught my eye
My red lips painted
Just got them black
I needed something
To bring me back
You knew the play
And we danced all night
But something wasn't right
22. Dancing With Tears In My Eyes - Ke$ha
Here we go
Welcome to my Funeral
Without you
I don't even have a pulse
All alone it's dark and cold
With every move I die
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