So I did a great sin and wasted a few hours of my life watching Twilight. It would actually be funny if I had someone with me to comment about its ridiculousness. So many questions I wanted to ask! Like, why did the girl have such a retarded, half opened mouth most of the time and didn't know to talk? It wasn't like she had many lines. Why with her first day at school all boys liked her? I get she's pretty iceberg though.
And they put Muse in it, Muse. *sob* Why did you let this happen Matthew Bellamy?
However, I found two good things about Twilight. It's spoofs gave me pains in the stomach from laughing.
I am a VAMPIRE. HEAR ME TWINKLE by Cleolinda Jones. She's brilliant.
And this is the spoof trailer of Twilight. Srsly watch it.
He wants my candy bar! I vote for these guys to direct the next movies. If we are going to get bored another three times, at least we can laugh XD