I sparkled for a girl!

Jan 12, 2009 00:02

So I did a great sin and wasted a few hours of my life watching Twilight. It would actually be funny if I had someone with me to comment about its ridiculousness.  So many questions I wanted to ask! Like, why did the girl have such a retarded, half opened mouth most of the time and didn't know to talk? It wasn't like she had many lines. Why with her first day at school all boys liked her? I get she's pretty iceberg though.

And they put Muse in it, Muse. *sob* Why did you let this happen Matthew Bellamy?

However, I found two good things about Twilight. It's spoofs gave me pains in the stomach from laughing.

I am  a VAMPIRE. HEAR ME TWINKLE by Cleolinda Jones. She's brilliant.

And this is the spoof trailer of Twilight. Srsly watch it.

He wants my candy bar!

I vote for these guys to direct the next movies. If we are going to get bored another three times, at least we can laugh XD

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