Hazukashii na...
Today I went to the pool with my sister, 'cause she said she'd take me to see "The Village" if I came with her. Anyways, when we got there we got in the pool, obviously. The lifeguard on the stand was pretty well built and had hair a little longer than mine. But I couldn't really see him that well, because I didn't have my contacts in. I thought it was my imagination at first, but he was staring at me. O_o
So, I moved around the pool just to make sure he wasn't just staring at my sister. But, he kept staring at me wherever I was in the pool. So, it's been 15 minutes, and I'm back over on my sister's side of the pool:
Sister: Wow. That's lifeguard's cute. Too bad he's gay.
Me: What?! How the hell can you tell?!
Sister: See that girl over there with the huge boobs?
Me: Yeah. And?
Sister: Well, he's checked out every guy in this pool, and hasn't even taken one glance over at her.
Me: ....
Wow. Embarrassing.
So, I moved around the pool just to make sure he wasn't just staring at my sister. But, he kept staring at me wherever I was in the pool. So, it's been 15 minutes, and I'm back over on my sister's side of the pool:
Sister: Wow. That's lifeguard's cute. Too bad he's gay.
Me: What?! How the hell can you tell?!
Sister: See that girl over there with the huge boobs?
Me: Yeah. And?
Sister: Well, he's checked out every guy in this pool, and hasn't even taken one glance over at her.
Me: ....
Wow. Embarrassing.