Oh my lord! Quick! I need to borrow $434!
http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-silent-bob.php
Yes. An Official Silent Bob Jacket. I need $434 that I can throw away on that. That would be far too awesome. FAR TOO AWESOME!
AHHHH! I also need either $696 or $1,250 for... This!
http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-continental-stampede-duster.php or This!
http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-leather-stampede-duster.php
AH! I say! I would be mocked by everyone ever, but I would look like such a badass I wouldn't care. And it would really emphasize my not very tall ness I fear. But still.
OK, so what does this tell me? I need about $3000 just to spend on clothes I'd almost never wear. Yes, yes I do.
EEE! I wish the guy didn't look so stupid in the product picture for this one, but quick I need about $491 more. http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-firefly-browncoat.php I mean, that coat is kind of a brownish color. I only wish it were on sale.
Oh, and because I absolutely love this movie: http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-rocketeer-jacket.php Yeah, the rocketeer is a rather old movie now, but let me list the good things about it. 1. It's Awesome. 2. It has Jennifer Connelly. 3. It has this jacket. I really could use a total of about $5,000 please, anyone? I probably won't be able to pay you back, but you'll know me as the most awesomely dressed guy ever. So, that's worth something.
Yes. An Official Silent Bob Jacket. I need $434 that I can throw away on that. That would be far too awesome. FAR TOO AWESOME!
AHHHH! I also need either $696 or $1,250 for... This!
http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-continental-stampede-duster.php or This!
http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-leather-stampede-duster.php
AH! I say! I would be mocked by everyone ever, but I would look like such a badass I wouldn't care. And it would really emphasize my not very tall ness I fear. But still.
OK, so what does this tell me? I need about $3000 just to spend on clothes I'd almost never wear. Yes, yes I do.
EEE! I wish the guy didn't look so stupid in the product picture for this one, but quick I need about $491 more. http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-firefly-browncoat.php I mean, that coat is kind of a brownish color. I only wish it were on sale.
Oh, and because I absolutely love this movie: http://www.abbyshot.com/products/ps-rocketeer-jacket.php Yeah, the rocketeer is a rather old movie now, but let me list the good things about it. 1. It's Awesome. 2. It has Jennifer Connelly. 3. It has this jacket. I really could use a total of about $5,000 please, anyone? I probably won't be able to pay you back, but you'll know me as the most awesomely dressed guy ever. So, that's worth something.