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[dementiasmiles]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I sacrificed phoenixjay to Cthulhu (500 points). In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I recruited meowfaceman as a new cultist (30 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon toxicmoonfaery (65 points). Yesterday, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (645 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
dementiasmiles

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