Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I fed
bioillogical to a Shoggoth (250 points). In July, I stopped
satyrnine from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I rescued
marymagdalene66 from being sacrificed (-200 points). Yesterday, I exposed
verdhande to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (580 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
DementedSomnium
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