Veronica Mars Hearst Rapist
So. Yet another season has come. And yet another mystery unfolds before me. As usually I wait with bated breath for every new episode and afterwards contemplating the answer to the conundrum. Well, last season (Season 2) I laid out an entire plot of how it was Beaver long before it was revealed. My roommate, doubting whore that she is, didn't believe me. WHY WOULD IT BE BEAVER?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! She exclaimed. But here, my friends, here I will lay out what I believe is going on this season. It's not complete. Why? Because I am oh so lazy and do not feel like looking up some of the info right now. Perhaps later.
Who is the Hearst Rapist?
I am proclaiming it to be that RA. The one that watches Battlestar Galactica, and says frak.
Why the RA?
Let's make a list, shall we?
1. He has keys to every room on campus, i.e., he could have gotten into Mac and Parker's room when she was drunk/drugged.
2. He keeps giving people tea and offering drinks. Odd that the Hearst Rapist is doing the GHB in your drink thing, and the RA keeps giving out drinks, huh.
3. He has been given quite a story by the writers. Why does he always show up? Why has he been given so many bits and pieces for the story, when otherwise he would be unnecessary?
4. Let's face it. The people at Veronica Mars only hire decent actors for the parts that are going to go somewhere, i.e., that female RA from episode one or two that was all "GIVE ME YOUR ID" to Dick. Jesus, what a bitch. I poorly acting bitch at that.
5. The rapist struck Veronica in the foodcourt. And what looks over the foodcourt? The radio station. And who was thought to be the Hearst Rapist for a while? The Radio DJ dude that has the casino in his room. And it seems that everyone has a job at that radio station. I'm sure that crazy RA guy has an affiliation there too.
The Radio Station?
The radio station is a perfect place to stake out perspective rape victims. And the girl that was going to be 'tutored' by the dude that got nailed in the head by the Fitzpatricks, or whatever, was dressed up because she was going to a party afterwards. So, perhaps it's not that the girls are all coming from parties, maybe it's that they were at the foodcourt before they went to the party. They get staked out from the foodcourt, and then followed or somesuch thing.
Anyways, there's my general layout. Perhaps I will elaborate later. But for now, back to the Veronica Mars and/or Supernatural and/or Harry Potter smut.
Toodles.
Who is the Hearst Rapist?
I am proclaiming it to be that RA. The one that watches Battlestar Galactica, and says frak.
Why the RA?
Let's make a list, shall we?
1. He has keys to every room on campus, i.e., he could have gotten into Mac and Parker's room when she was drunk/drugged.
2. He keeps giving people tea and offering drinks. Odd that the Hearst Rapist is doing the GHB in your drink thing, and the RA keeps giving out drinks, huh.
3. He has been given quite a story by the writers. Why does he always show up? Why has he been given so many bits and pieces for the story, when otherwise he would be unnecessary?
4. Let's face it. The people at Veronica Mars only hire decent actors for the parts that are going to go somewhere, i.e., that female RA from episode one or two that was all "GIVE ME YOUR ID" to Dick. Jesus, what a bitch. I poorly acting bitch at that.
5. The rapist struck Veronica in the foodcourt. And what looks over the foodcourt? The radio station. And who was thought to be the Hearst Rapist for a while? The Radio DJ dude that has the casino in his room. And it seems that everyone has a job at that radio station. I'm sure that crazy RA guy has an affiliation there too.
The Radio Station?
The radio station is a perfect place to stake out perspective rape victims. And the girl that was going to be 'tutored' by the dude that got nailed in the head by the Fitzpatricks, or whatever, was dressed up because she was going to a party afterwards. So, perhaps it's not that the girls are all coming from parties, maybe it's that they were at the foodcourt before they went to the party. They get staked out from the foodcourt, and then followed or somesuch thing.
Anyways, there's my general layout. Perhaps I will elaborate later. But for now, back to the Veronica Mars and/or Supernatural and/or Harry Potter smut.
Toodles.