waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to drunk right now
This is the last time I consent to go to a partyw here I'm the onlty one present under the age of 55.
ETA (an hour later): the only thing I have the attention span for is cleaning. This is really effing boring. Wish I was sobe renough to read a book.NEVER AGAIN.
ETA (hours later): being drunk is the most boring thing ever. EVER.
ETA (morning after): fuck off, spammers.
Eight beers in a two-hour period the night before will leave you with a fairly unhappy stomach in the morning. I did, in fact, notice all the drunken typos while I was writing them, and I did backspace to fix most of them, but I decided to leave a few for posterity.
ETA (an hour later): the only thing I have the attention span for is cleaning. This is really effing boring. Wish I was sobe renough to read a book.NEVER AGAIN.
ETA (hours later): being drunk is the most boring thing ever. EVER.
ETA (morning after): fuck off, spammers.
Eight beers in a two-hour period the night before will leave you with a fairly unhappy stomach in the morning. I did, in fact, notice all the drunken typos while I was writing them, and I did backspace to fix most of them, but I decided to leave a few for posterity.