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Fun Facts about Cory (Me)
1.) I am turned a lot but girls underwear.
2.) Even since I’ve gotten hit by more girls than I ever did in my life.
3.) I still consider myself a virgin.
4.) My penis 6 inches hard.
5.) I like junk food a lot.
6.) I’ve had 5 girlfriends and only treated me okay.
7.) I have a queen size air mattress all to myself, and 8 pillows.
8.) It’s hard to gross me out because I’ve spent way to much time and seen way to many things on the internet.
9.) I turn 21 in less than 2 months.
10.) I don’t drive, and I don’t even have a permit.
11.) Watersports is my favorite legal fetish.
12.) I laugh almost anything.
13.) I’ve been to three therapists in my life.
14.) I can write stuff done better than I can say it.
15.) The last time I got dumped was in a text message.
16.) I collect DVDs.
17.) I am really picky about the books I read.
18.) My best friend and I have dated, and that was before we were best friends.
19.) Out all my ex’s she the only one I talk to.
20.) I calling off work to got see Soulfly, God Forbid, and Death by Stereo on Sunday.
21.) I just a raise at work at the end of this month I’ll be making 8 bucks an hour at work.
22.) That’s the highest wage I’ve ever made at a job.
23.) I live two block away from the beach but I never go to it.
24.) I don’t answer my house phone anymore.
25.) I like Avril Lavinge.
26.) I have no butt.
27.) I grew hair on my stomach before anywhere else.
28.) I was in the Air Force for a month.
29.) When I do start to drive I’m going to get a Toyota Camry.
30.) I watch Dr. Phil every morning.
31.) I take quizzes that are meant for girls.
32.) I’ve dressed up girls clothing.
33.) That includes underwear and a bra.
34.) I fully understand its worse to be a girl than a guy.
35.) I bend over backwards for my friends.
36.) I love to go the movies.
37.) Consitine was the last movie I saw it theaters.
38.) I thought it was best movie I’ve seen come in a while.
39.) I have over a hundred movies.
40.) Of them my favorite is What Dream May Come.
41.) I own a black porn DVD.
42.) It’s six hours long.
43.) I like the sex magazine/T.V. show Taboo.
44.) The DVD was Christmas gift from a friend.
45.) I have slight obsession with Gwen Stefani.
46.) I spend a lot of time searching through yahoo images.
47.) I think the best way to find anything in there to search for something completely unrelated.
48.) I meet lots of girls with big boobs, not purposely.
49.) I love porn.
50.) I once wasted six hours looking at porn on the Internet.
51.) I have bad timing in calling people 9 times out 10. The same goes for people calling me.
52.) I’ve talked to people on the phone while whacking off, taking a dump, and or pissing.
53.) Most times they know and don’t say anything.
54.) Black is really my favorite color.
55.) My converses are the only sneakers I’ve owned for over two years.
56.) I’ve whacked so hard that I’ve gotten leg cramps and kept going anyways.
57.) I like Jeff Foxworthy and the rest of the Blue Collar Comedy team.
58.) I am not a redneck.
59.) I am not anything except myself.
60.) I HATE the radio.
61.) I’m sexually attracted to Avril Lavinge.
62.) I’ve fantized about other people’s girlfriends and or wife’s.
63.) Showing me boobs is the quickest way to grab my attention and make me shut up.
64.) I like Stephen Lynch a lot.
65.) He more fucked up in the head than I am.
66.) When I get depressed I’ll listen to HIM 99% of the time.
67.) I want to go to a nude bar for my birthday.
68.) I would also like sex in some form.
69.) I hate how big I am.
70.) I am really clumsy person.
71.) I forget things easily.
72.) I eat dinner when I wake and sometimes I eat something at work that’s it.
74.) I don’t party.
75.) I don’t smoke anything.
76.) I don’t drink.
78.) The reason because I have an addictive personality and I don’t know if I could stop once I started.
79.) My legs are both total muscle.
80.) I fart, a lot more than most people.
81.) I am still waiting to hear a girl fart.
82.) I offered 50 bucks to any girl who would do it and in two years no one has stepped up.
83.) Farting in general is really funny to me.
84.) I like messing with people and grossing them out.
85.) I can only use my right hand to masturbate.
1.) I am turned a lot but girls underwear.
2.) Even since I’ve gotten hit by more girls than I ever did in my life.
3.) I still consider myself a virgin.
4.) My penis 6 inches hard.
5.) I like junk food a lot.
6.) I’ve had 5 girlfriends and only treated me okay.
7.) I have a queen size air mattress all to myself, and 8 pillows.
8.) It’s hard to gross me out because I’ve spent way to much time and seen way to many things on the internet.
9.) I turn 21 in less than 2 months.
10.) I don’t drive, and I don’t even have a permit.
11.) Watersports is my favorite legal fetish.
12.) I laugh almost anything.
13.) I’ve been to three therapists in my life.
14.) I can write stuff done better than I can say it.
15.) The last time I got dumped was in a text message.
16.) I collect DVDs.
17.) I am really picky about the books I read.
18.) My best friend and I have dated, and that was before we were best friends.
19.) Out all my ex’s she the only one I talk to.
20.) I calling off work to got see Soulfly, God Forbid, and Death by Stereo on Sunday.
21.) I just a raise at work at the end of this month I’ll be making 8 bucks an hour at work.
22.) That’s the highest wage I’ve ever made at a job.
23.) I live two block away from the beach but I never go to it.
24.) I don’t answer my house phone anymore.
25.) I like Avril Lavinge.
26.) I have no butt.
27.) I grew hair on my stomach before anywhere else.
28.) I was in the Air Force for a month.
29.) When I do start to drive I’m going to get a Toyota Camry.
30.) I watch Dr. Phil every morning.
31.) I take quizzes that are meant for girls.
32.) I’ve dressed up girls clothing.
33.) That includes underwear and a bra.
34.) I fully understand its worse to be a girl than a guy.
35.) I bend over backwards for my friends.
36.) I love to go the movies.
37.) Consitine was the last movie I saw it theaters.
38.) I thought it was best movie I’ve seen come in a while.
39.) I have over a hundred movies.
40.) Of them my favorite is What Dream May Come.
41.) I own a black porn DVD.
42.) It’s six hours long.
43.) I like the sex magazine/T.V. show Taboo.
44.) The DVD was Christmas gift from a friend.
45.) I have slight obsession with Gwen Stefani.
46.) I spend a lot of time searching through yahoo images.
47.) I think the best way to find anything in there to search for something completely unrelated.
48.) I meet lots of girls with big boobs, not purposely.
49.) I love porn.
50.) I once wasted six hours looking at porn on the Internet.
51.) I have bad timing in calling people 9 times out 10. The same goes for people calling me.
52.) I’ve talked to people on the phone while whacking off, taking a dump, and or pissing.
53.) Most times they know and don’t say anything.
54.) Black is really my favorite color.
55.) My converses are the only sneakers I’ve owned for over two years.
56.) I’ve whacked so hard that I’ve gotten leg cramps and kept going anyways.
57.) I like Jeff Foxworthy and the rest of the Blue Collar Comedy team.
58.) I am not a redneck.
59.) I am not anything except myself.
60.) I HATE the radio.
61.) I’m sexually attracted to Avril Lavinge.
62.) I’ve fantized about other people’s girlfriends and or wife’s.
63.) Showing me boobs is the quickest way to grab my attention and make me shut up.
64.) I like Stephen Lynch a lot.
65.) He more fucked up in the head than I am.
66.) When I get depressed I’ll listen to HIM 99% of the time.
67.) I want to go to a nude bar for my birthday.
68.) I would also like sex in some form.
69.) I hate how big I am.
70.) I am really clumsy person.
71.) I forget things easily.
72.) I eat dinner when I wake and sometimes I eat something at work that’s it.
74.) I don’t party.
75.) I don’t smoke anything.
76.) I don’t drink.
78.) The reason because I have an addictive personality and I don’t know if I could stop once I started.
79.) My legs are both total muscle.
80.) I fart, a lot more than most people.
81.) I am still waiting to hear a girl fart.
82.) I offered 50 bucks to any girl who would do it and in two years no one has stepped up.
83.) Farting in general is really funny to me.
84.) I like messing with people and grossing them out.
85.) I can only use my right hand to masturbate.