~Twenty Six~

[demented_mama]

[Voice]

[Forward dated to a more managable morning time of the 14th.

So.]

On a scale of, oh... one to ten, how painful has it been to lose any of your feathers.

Disgustingly charming wings of Luceti or otherwise. The thought of it can count too, if you want.

[ooc: FIRST JOURNAL TAG IS RESERVED, PLEASE WAIT ♥]

Comments

[vulcanblazer]

Like a seven, if you must know. But that's one feather. It hurts a lot more with each one.

[Yeah, Halloween hasn't left his memory.]

[demented_mama]

[She was there for all his post event bitching, yessiree.]

I doubt there's a scale that could contain the level of pain you've experienced over your life.

...or given, ohohoh, I don't think I could be anymore sincere about that ♪

[vulcanblazer]

...There's numbers above "trillions," I'm sure.

[demented_mama]

I pity the poor bastard who has enough time in the world to count that high.

[vulcanblazer]

Bet they went out of their mind. Or are just making it up as they go.

[demented_mama]

[Chuckle.]

What a cruel thing you are, mathematicians heads must be popping off their bodies in an effort to get away from the tedium of it all.

[vulcanblazer]

Unless they went out of their mind in such a way that the tedium became exciting. Still pity them if that's the case.

[demented_mama]

It'd be a nasty little epidemic, unseen since the likes of Baal himself.

[So. Amused.]

[vulcanblazer]

Guess numbers, insanity, and Baal have one thing in common.

They can all be punched out eventually.

[demented_mama]

Don't lean too far off to the side, you'll fall right over with that big head of yours.

[vulcanblazer]

Good thing I have a very keen sense of balance then.

[demented_mama]

Careful.

When you say things like that all I want to do is find you and make you fall on your face.

[vulcanblazer]

Oh, I assure you that I don't need your help. Not with having such a big head.

[PARADOX.]

[demented_mama]

[SNORT.]

If that's the case come stand on the front lawn with me and together we'll wait for a stray breeze to knock you over.

[vulcanblazer]

That's assuming you didn't do it first just because you could.

[demented_mama]

There's a sweet sense of pleasure in watching nature work its magic.

[Then; matter of fact.]

And there's nothing stopping me from sweeping you off your feet myself any other day when you're being an idiot or getting on my nerves. Countless opportunities ♥