Abdication of the Throne
I want this known. No one is to call me Lalum from now on. Sarah called me that and I only liked her doing it and no one else and given recent events I no longer wish to be known by that moniker. I am Calum Michael McMillan: Womaniser,Father,Rocker and Bastard. I am not the ruler of Lalum land and there is no princess.
I want it known that I have no hard feelings to Sarah and I still want everyone to leave her alone about our break up! It has nothing to do with you! It's between us! If she chooses to tell you thats different but I'm not telling!
Anyways I'm back to the more cynical,sarcastic,witty,charming,swauve Calum I was rather than the happily content and in Love one is.
THE USUAL
NAME: Calum Michael McMillan
DOB: 15th May 1989
EYE COLOR: Brown
HAIR COLOR: Auburn
AGE: 15
WHERE YOU WHERE BORN: Greenock, Scotland
INNY/ OUTY, LEFTY/RIGHTY: Inny,righty
SHORT/LONG HAIR: short but spiked!
SKIN COLOR: pale like an embalmed corpse
FAV. WAY OF DRESS: baggy black jeans,black shirt, red/black dragon tie
MAKE-UP OR NONE: Occasional use of
GRADE: 4th Year
BROTHERS/ SISTERS NAMES AND AGES: Katie,12
EVER...
CUSSED? Would I do that?
SKIPPED SCHOOL? Indeed
HIT SOMEONE FORCEFULLY? Yeah, he ran and has never lived it down and Kenny stil has a bruise
BEEN ON A SUBWAY? yes.
SEEN "ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK"? Not of my own free will.
TAUGHT A LITTLE KID A CUSS WORD? I taught Alex all his words.
EGGED SOMEONES HOUSE? No
ROLLED SOMEONES HOUSE? No
GOTTEN A COMPUTER VIRUS? Yes
HOW DID YOU GET RID OF IT? Anti-virus
LAUGHTED SO HARD YOU CRYED? well I watch Blackadder
HUGGED SOMEONE? Yes
KISSED SOMEONE? Yes
MISSED SOMEONE? Yes
FLUNKED A GRADE? Almost
MADE AN F ON YOUR REPORT CARD? Once in 2nd year
BOUGHT SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS REALLY UGLY B/C SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE OR LOOKED GOOD ON YOU? No
LIED ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONES HAIR-CUT OR NEW ITEM OF CLOTHING? No
HIT AN ANIMAL IN THE ROAD? WHAT WAS IT? We killed a pigeon it made the car go up on one side!
WHO DO YOU SIT WITH AT LUNCH? Me,myself and I ( and a music DVD)
WHO GAVE YOU A VALENTINE CARD THIS YEAR? No one
WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY? OR WISH YOU DID? I'm singer does voice count. I wanna be a geetar god!
ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WHOULD SCREAM "NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" IN A QUIET PLACE? No, I'll make out anywhere.
DO YOU GET INTO MUSIC? HOW? by headbanging,singing and air guirtaring!\m/
DESCRIBE YOUR ROOM? Black, none more black..
WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? WHY? Sarah; despite everything I still trust her the most, Brycey, hes my son, Rory; he's Rory!, Sarahbelle; the listening daughter
HOW MANY POSTERS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALL? WHAT ARE THEY OF? I have many mostly of bands or the Grim reaper
SOME INSIDE JOKES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS? there was once"princess Pixiebob of Lalum land"
WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE THAT SOMEONE ELES HAS? Charm and romanticness like Brycey
WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? They're all far too good lokking to look like me.
WHAT SPORTS TEAM ARE YOU ON? Whats a sport?
ABOUT WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED ON SCHOOL NIGHTS? WEEKENDS? 10pm and 11pm
IN WHAT CLASS DO YOU HAVE THE MOST HOT GIRLS/ GUYS IN? History
RANDOM STUFF
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE? "BUGGER"
DO YOUR EYES CHANGE COLORS? Not that I know of
DO YOU BELIVE WE LANDED ON THE MOON? Am I on the moon? NO!Do I care? NO!
NAME SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU THE MOST, WHY? Emily
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW? a red and black silk dressing gown
WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET? Phone
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE NEW? Eyes and face and body
A NAME THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU THAT TICKS YOU OFF? Lalum
WHO HAS THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU? HULK HOGAN! Me,myself and I
HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW HAD A BABY WHILE THEY WERE TEENAGERS? No
ABOUT HOW MANY PIECES OF CLOTHING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET THAT YOU ACTUALLY WEAR? most of it actually.
WHAT SONG IS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD? Blue Oyster Cult-"Astronmy"
DO YOU SMOKE? I'm a dying astamatic!
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? Not anymore
ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS/DO YOU STILL TALK TO YOUR EX? Yes I'd hope so.
WHO IS YOUR FAV EX? Sarah
FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GUYS
PUNK OR PREP?
SPORTY OF COMPUTER DUDE?
HAIRY OR SMOOTH?
WHAT RELIGION?
HAIR COLOR?
TEETH COLOR?
EYES?
SPORT HE'D PLAY?
TAN OR FAIR?
FRECKLES OR NONE?
DIFFERENT FROM OTHER BOYS OR THE SAME AS MOST OTHER?
FOR GUYS ABOUT GIRLS
HAIR COLOR? Dark
EYE COLOR? Blue
THONG OR UNDIES? Thong
PANTS OR DRESS? skirt!
SPORTY OR PREPPY? The other one
WHAT RELIGION? Doesn't matter
MUSIC SHE'D LISTEN TO? punk/metal/ska/rock
DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS OR THE SAME AS MOST OTHER GIRLS? Different
NAILS PAINTED OR NOT? Painted
TAN OR FAIR? Fair
FREAKLES OR NONE? Either or
YOUR FAVORITE TRAIT OF THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Brycey's romanticness
HOW DID YOU MEET HIM/HER? MAIDEN!
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE/SHE WILL BE DOING IN 10 YEARS? Having sex
I want it known that I have no hard feelings to Sarah and I still want everyone to leave her alone about our break up! It has nothing to do with you! It's between us! If she chooses to tell you thats different but I'm not telling!
Anyways I'm back to the more cynical,sarcastic,witty,charming,swauve Calum I was rather than the happily content and in Love one is.
THE USUAL
NAME: Calum Michael McMillan
DOB: 15th May 1989
EYE COLOR: Brown
HAIR COLOR: Auburn
AGE: 15
WHERE YOU WHERE BORN: Greenock, Scotland
INNY/ OUTY, LEFTY/RIGHTY: Inny,righty
SHORT/LONG HAIR: short but spiked!
SKIN COLOR: pale like an embalmed corpse
FAV. WAY OF DRESS: baggy black jeans,black shirt, red/black dragon tie
MAKE-UP OR NONE: Occasional use of
GRADE: 4th Year
BROTHERS/ SISTERS NAMES AND AGES: Katie,12
EVER...
CUSSED? Would I do that?
SKIPPED SCHOOL? Indeed
HIT SOMEONE FORCEFULLY? Yeah, he ran and has never lived it down and Kenny stil has a bruise
BEEN ON A SUBWAY? yes.
SEEN "ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK"? Not of my own free will.
TAUGHT A LITTLE KID A CUSS WORD? I taught Alex all his words.
EGGED SOMEONES HOUSE? No
ROLLED SOMEONES HOUSE? No
GOTTEN A COMPUTER VIRUS? Yes
HOW DID YOU GET RID OF IT? Anti-virus
LAUGHTED SO HARD YOU CRYED? well I watch Blackadder
HUGGED SOMEONE? Yes
KISSED SOMEONE? Yes
MISSED SOMEONE? Yes
FLUNKED A GRADE? Almost
MADE AN F ON YOUR REPORT CARD? Once in 2nd year
BOUGHT SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS REALLY UGLY B/C SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE OR LOOKED GOOD ON YOU? No
LIED ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONES HAIR-CUT OR NEW ITEM OF CLOTHING? No
HIT AN ANIMAL IN THE ROAD? WHAT WAS IT? We killed a pigeon it made the car go up on one side!
WHO DO YOU SIT WITH AT LUNCH? Me,myself and I ( and a music DVD)
WHO GAVE YOU A VALENTINE CARD THIS YEAR? No one
WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY? OR WISH YOU DID? I'm singer does voice count. I wanna be a geetar god!
ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WHOULD SCREAM "NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" IN A QUIET PLACE? No, I'll make out anywhere.
DO YOU GET INTO MUSIC? HOW? by headbanging,singing and air guirtaring!\m/
DESCRIBE YOUR ROOM? Black, none more black..
WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? WHY? Sarah; despite everything I still trust her the most, Brycey, hes my son, Rory; he's Rory!, Sarahbelle; the listening daughter
HOW MANY POSTERS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALL? WHAT ARE THEY OF? I have many mostly of bands or the Grim reaper
SOME INSIDE JOKES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS? there was once"princess Pixiebob of Lalum land"
WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE THAT SOMEONE ELES HAS? Charm and romanticness like Brycey
WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? They're all far too good lokking to look like me.
WHAT SPORTS TEAM ARE YOU ON? Whats a sport?
ABOUT WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED ON SCHOOL NIGHTS? WEEKENDS? 10pm and 11pm
IN WHAT CLASS DO YOU HAVE THE MOST HOT GIRLS/ GUYS IN? History
RANDOM STUFF
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE? "BUGGER"
DO YOUR EYES CHANGE COLORS? Not that I know of
DO YOU BELIVE WE LANDED ON THE MOON? Am I on the moon? NO!Do I care? NO!
NAME SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU THE MOST, WHY? Emily
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW? a red and black silk dressing gown
WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET? Phone
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE NEW? Eyes and face and body
A NAME THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU THAT TICKS YOU OFF? Lalum
WHO HAS THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU? HULK HOGAN! Me,myself and I
HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW HAD A BABY WHILE THEY WERE TEENAGERS? No
ABOUT HOW MANY PIECES OF CLOTHING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET THAT YOU ACTUALLY WEAR? most of it actually.
WHAT SONG IS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD? Blue Oyster Cult-"Astronmy"
DO YOU SMOKE? I'm a dying astamatic!
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? Not anymore
ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS/DO YOU STILL TALK TO YOUR EX? Yes I'd hope so.
WHO IS YOUR FAV EX? Sarah
FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GUYS
PUNK OR PREP?
SPORTY OF COMPUTER DUDE?
HAIRY OR SMOOTH?
WHAT RELIGION?
HAIR COLOR?
TEETH COLOR?
EYES?
SPORT HE'D PLAY?
TAN OR FAIR?
FRECKLES OR NONE?
DIFFERENT FROM OTHER BOYS OR THE SAME AS MOST OTHER?
FOR GUYS ABOUT GIRLS
HAIR COLOR? Dark
EYE COLOR? Blue
THONG OR UNDIES? Thong
PANTS OR DRESS? skirt!
SPORTY OR PREPPY? The other one
WHAT RELIGION? Doesn't matter
MUSIC SHE'D LISTEN TO? punk/metal/ska/rock
DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS OR THE SAME AS MOST OTHER GIRLS? Different
NAILS PAINTED OR NOT? Painted
TAN OR FAIR? Fair
FREAKLES OR NONE? Either or
YOUR FAVORITE TRAIT OF THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Brycey's romanticness
HOW DID YOU MEET HIM/HER? MAIDEN!
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE/SHE WILL BE DOING IN 10 YEARS? Having sex