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demandmorebooze

Philistines, all of you!

Aug 17, 2010 20:52

A week gone by, and nobody even has a clue that there is a celebrity upon the barge: a famous actor in your midst. The denizens of this ship live in a blind stupor, or are too deep in a miasma of bestial lust. [OOC: He's gunning for Adrian here, ;)] I'm sure that you have all seen me in the most respected of productions. Have you ever heard of ( Read more... )

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inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:06:59 UTC

Another one, I see.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:07:38 UTC

The finest one.

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:10:01 UTC

I doubt that.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:15:07 UTC

Like I care if you do. Just who is this "actor" anyway? He's probably in commercials for butter and insurance.

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:17:46 UTC

Actor? Me? No. I was never in the mood. I suppose you could say that I'm a critic, of sorts. A very good authority on all things Shakespeare.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:21:31 UTC

What, you read Romeo and Juliet in your year 11 English class?

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:25:56 UTC

Not quite. I suppose it could be said that I've spent my entire life immersed in Shakespeare, though I've only recently begun to really embrace that.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:29:36 UTC

That's what all the ponces say. They're all "experts."

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:35:34 UTC

No one's asking you to believe me. Your opinion doesn't really matter. But you're just like all the rest of the "Shakespearean actors." Mediocre and lifeless.

Welcome aboard, by the way. I don't think we've spoken yet. I would have remembered your particular flavor of...arrogance.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:42:55 UTC

Mediocre and lifeless? The pot calling the kettle black, surely.

Just what is your name, anyway?

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:45:24 UTC

Unimportant, actually. Tell me, what have people told you about this place? About the people aboard?

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 02:14:52 UTC

Yes, you're right: it is unimportant.

I haven't heard a thing. I've seen plenty.

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 02:17:02 UTC

What have you seen?

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 02:23:37 UTC

A ship full of neanderthals. I'm surprised I haven't met a man named Ug yet.

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 02:30:32 UTC

Ah. Well, what is your name, then?

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 02:33:33 UTC

Desmond Wolf.

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