Philistines, all of you!

[demandmorebooze]

A week gone by, and nobody even has a clue that there is a celebrity upon the barge: a famous actor in your midst. The denizens of this ship live in a blind stupor, or are too deep in a miasma of bestial lust. [OOC: He's gunning for Adrian here, ;)] I'm sure that you have all seen me in the most respected of productions. Have you ever heard of

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[rayney_day]

Dude, we got a ton of celebrities... Hell, we had a couple of Captain Kirks, not too long ago.

And, um... The bikini thing won't be necessary.

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[demandmorebooze]

Did you really think that I would debase myself that way? I'm not one to make an ass out of myself.

Oh, god, that's a celebrity to you? That show just got cancelled. It bombed harder than the Enola Gay.

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[rayney_day]

Yeah, then they did movies and whole generations of kids living in their basements had someone to idolise...

Look, buddy - no-one cares. We got everything, from gods to the fucking undead. You like acting? Groovy. Go see the Marquis. He's all over that shit. I'm more concerned about what the next flood or port'll turn out to be like.

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[demandmorebooze]

Of course you are. I don't even need to try to be theatrical. I can't be as dramatic as any of the tantrums I've witnessed so far. Oh, all my efforts gone to waste!

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[rayney_day]

Oh, I think you're being plenty theatrical...