A Lesson about Life
• If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
• Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
• Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.
• Sex is an emotion in motion.
• For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
• There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
• Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.
• The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
• If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll make him think. Sorta....
• I was so poor growing up . if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
• Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.
• I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
• The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
• Prostitution is a hole sale business.
• Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks meet the pussies of their choice.
• I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids....
• A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
• It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman.
• Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
• Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
• Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.
• Sex is an emotion in motion.
• For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
• There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
• Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.
• The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
• If he won't wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That'll make him think. Sorta....
• I was so poor growing up . if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
• Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.
• I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
• The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
• Prostitution is a hole sale business.
• Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks meet the pussies of their choice.
• I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids....
• A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
• It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman.
• Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.