So, I took some time and looked up the beach house I'll be in in about a week and a half.
http://www.721sfortfisher.com/images.aspx The house is bright RED. It is on a little island off the coast of North Carolina (on the east coast of America, you British folks).
We're also hosting a huge party there on the 25th, which is a Tuesday. Who has a party on a Tuesday?! Apparently the Kiblers do. Yet it will be all old people, so I doubt it will be all that riveting for me or any of my brothers.