Funniest Thing Ever!

[delyera]

So this random MSN weirdo has propositioned me for sex.



I'm "I, Hollywould" and the other person is "jordan." My bits are typed by me and by Brian. This ended with me blocking "jordan" aka "Mr. P.i.m.p."

jordan says: (3:45:57 PM)
hi do i know you?

I, Hollywould says: (3:46:13 PM)
You may, I don't know.

jordan says: (3:46:20 PM)
who are you

I, Hollywould says: (3:46:31 PM)
I live in Minnesota

I, Hollywould says: (3:46:40 PM)
According to my computer, you added me to your MSN list.

I, Hollywould says: (3:47:14 PM)
But that could have been a virus. Did you have a computer virus on MSN about a month back?

jordan says: (3:47:32 PM)
nope u horny?

I, Hollywould says: (3:47:56 PM)
Uh, yeah, I'm going to pass on that offer.

jordan says: (3:48:14 PM)
ok then u sure i wanna screw you

I, Hollywould says: (3:48:28 PM)
What makes you think that?

jordan says: (3:48:49 PM)
the fact that i have my cock in my hand

I, Hollywould says: (3:49:25 PM)
That's nice. Now why don't you hop on over to a porno site and take care of that solo-style?

jordan says: (3:49:40 PM)
nah i want u to do it for me

I, Hollywould says: (3:50:15 PM)
Yes, well, seeing as I'm not that type of person and I'm also just some random internet person, I don't see how that's possible.

I, Hollywould says: (3:50:22 PM)
Plus, I'm a guy.

jordan says: (3:50:32 PM)
ok by

jordan says: (3:50:41 PM)
u luk like a girl >>>>

I, Hollywould says: (3:50:58 PM)
That's the makeup. I have a very good colorist

I, Hollywould says: (3:51:46 PM)
i get that a lot

I, Hollywould says: (3:51:52 PM)
trust me though, i have a penis

I, Hollywould says: (3:51:57 PM)
A very large one.

jordan says: (3:52:03 PM)
coool can i suck on it

I, Hollywould says: (3:52:29 PM)
No, my boyfriend already does that for me.

I, Hollywould says: (3:52:38 PM)
On Tuesdays.

jordan says: (3:52:40 PM)
so u are gay

I, Hollywould says: (3:52:43 PM)
and humpday

jordan says: (3:52:43 PM)
?

I, Hollywould says: (3:53:09 PM)
No, man-sex is just a hobby of mine.

I, Hollywould says: (3:53:16 PM)
I'm straight. I like the ladies.

I, Hollywould says: (3:53:24 PM)
But they don't like me, because I look like a girl.

I, Hollywould says: (3:53:32 PM)
I get a lot of lesbians htting on me though.

I, Hollywould says: (3:54:58 PM)
you want some tea and crumpets

I, Hollywould says: (3:55:05 PM)
crumpets galore

jordan says: (3:55:14 PM)
only if i can eat the whilst kicking u?

I, Hollywould says: (3:55:36 PM)
deal, but only if i get to be naked

jordan says: (3:55:50 PM)
u really are a fucked up freak

I, Hollywould says: (3:55:53 PM)
no wait, you would get way to excited

I, Hollywould says: (3:56:01 PM)
i mean, too excited

jordan says: (3:56:11 PM)
im copying this page and forwarding it to the police

I, Hollywould says: (3:56:13 PM)
i got to be grammatically correct

jordan says: (3:56:19 PM)
u are harrassing me

I, Hollywould says: (3:56:31 PM)
Well, then they'd realize that you were the one propostioning ME for online sex.

I, Hollywould says: (3:56:39 PM)
I'm not at all harassing you.

jordan says: (3:56:50 PM)
nope i got rid of that bit dickhead im not stupid

I, Hollywould says: (3:57:01 PM)
If these so-called "police" would read your profile.

jordan says: (3:57:13 PM)
they would say what?

I, Hollywould says: (3:57:17 PM)
And aren't you aware that I still have the conversation?

jordan says: (3:57:30 PM)
that meens nuthin

I, Hollywould says: (3:57:34 PM)
And police don't even concern themselves with this kind of crap.

jordan says: (3:57:47 PM)
ohhh yess they do my dad is a copper

I, Hollywould says: (3:58:03 PM)
There is also absolutely no way you can prosecute me, mister p.i.m.p.

I, Hollywould says: (3:58:15 PM)
(From your profile, dickhead.)

jordan says: (3:58:21 PM)
nah i jus wanna fuck u ooooh yeeeeh oooooohhhhh yeeeeeeee

I, Hollywould says: (3:58:36 PM)
Ohhh, and the police would say nothign about that comment?

jordan says: (3:58:48 PM)
nope illget rid of it

I, Hollywould says: (3:58:52 PM)
I have four people surrounding me, witnessing this conversation on an LCD projector.

I, Hollywould says: (3:59:05 PM)
its a live broadcast to the world

I, Hollywould says: (3:59:07 PM)
oh yeah

jordan says: (3:59:09 PM)
cool every one in the room are a bunch of fags

I, Hollywould says: (3:59:14 PM)
bet you didn't see that one coming big guy

I, Hollywould says: (3:59:33 PM)
im guessing you are 12 years old right?

jordan says: (3:59:36 PM)
i dont care every ne that is sad enough to watch shud get a life and get laid

jordan says: (3:59:51 PM)
nope im 17 prick

jordan says: (4:00:02 PM)
how old are you

I, Hollywould says: (4:00:08 PM)
don't worry you will mature when you grow up

I, Hollywould says: (4:00:19 PM)
Older than you, cock smooch.

jordan says: (4:00:25 PM)
yess mate but u look like a girl

jordan says: (4:00:37 PM)
and my ock is bigger that yours

I, Hollywould says: (4:00:42 PM)
Maybe because I am a girl, Einstein.

I, Hollywould says: (4:00:53 PM)
What's an "ock"?

jordan says: (4:00:55 PM)
nah ur definatly a man

I, Hollywould says: (4:00:58 PM)
I don't one of those at ALL.

jordan says: (4:00:59 PM)
cock

I, Hollywould says: (4:01:12 PM)
Hey, I pride myself on my very large roosters.

I, Hollywould says: (4:01:28 PM)
who are you

jordan says: (4:01:33 PM)
what is that some dodgy yank talk or sumot u fuckin cowboy

I, Hollywould says: (4:01:46 PM)
this town ain't big enough for the both of us

jordan says: (4:01:47 PM)
im your wost nightmare

I, Hollywould says: (4:01:59 PM)
oh yeah, well theres a snake in mah boots

I, Hollywould says: (4:02:17 PM)
why donch giddyup on outta here

I, Hollywould says: (4:02:29 PM)
cowboy

I, Hollywould says: (4:02:37 PM)
young cowpolk

I, Hollywould says: (4:02:48 PM)
i mean, mr p.i.m.p.

I, Hollywould says: (4:02:55 PM)
is that youd cowboy outlaw name?

I, Hollywould says: (4:03:15 PM)
or just your prison bitch name

I, Hollywould says: (4:03:20 PM)
probably both

jordan says: (4:03:38 PM)
how old are you then really?

I, Hollywould says: (4:03:46 PM)
42

jordan says: (4:04:08 PM)
u fuckin loser your sat here arguin with a 17 year old u sat little man

I, Hollywould says: (4:04:11 PM)
wait, actually i just had a birthday

I, Hollywould says: (4:04:13 PM)
now im 73

I, Hollywould says: (4:04:23 PM)
wait now im back down to 20

jordan says: (4:04:27 PM)
hahaha u make me laff u fuck

I, Hollywould says: (4:04:29 PM)
you just never know where ill be

I, Hollywould says: (4:04:40 PM)
here there anywhere

jordan says: (4:04:40 PM)
ur inside ur mams arse

I, Hollywould says: (4:05:26 PM)
wow, that was quite creative there, how long did that one take you?

jordan says: (4:05:36 PM)
bout 2 seconds

I, Hollywould says: (4:05:46 PM)
ohh, im impressed..............

I, Hollywould says: (4:05:54 PM)
see what i did there? the dots signify sarcasm

jordan says: (4:05:56 PM)
u shud be

I, Hollywould says: (4:06:08 PM)
Oh, I shud.

I, Hollywould says: (4:06:18 PM)
I shud be, I wud be, I cud be.

jordan says: (4:06:18 PM)
no they dont thats not politically correct u daft prick

I, Hollywould says: (4:06:36 PM)
"Politically correct?"

jordan says: (4:06:37 PM)
i was makin love to ur mum and dad last nite

I, Hollywould says: (4:06:55 PM)
We live in different countries, on different continents. How do you know what's politically correct?

I, Hollywould says: (4:07:14 PM)
Oh you were? That's quite impressive. Your imagination must be HUGE.

I, Hollywould says: (4:07:22 PM)
who did you say you were?

jordan says: (4:07:27 PM)
because english is a worldwide language and i live in the right counry i think i shud know

jordan says: (4:07:51 PM)
im ur long lost father twat face oh no thats ur current father

I, Hollywould says: (4:08:17 PM)
I'm not quite sure what you mean by that.

I, Hollywould says: (4:08:21 PM)
I'm my own grandpa.

I, Hollywould says: (4:08:25 PM)
Whoo!

jordan says: (4:08:53 PM)
u are hilarious.... se the dots signify sarcasm ohh no they dont im thick duh

I, Hollywould says: (4:08:57 PM)
jerk

jordan says: (4:09:03 PM)
wankstain

jordan says: (4:09:09 PM)
spunkbubble

I, Hollywould says: (4:09:22 PM)
Okay, thanks for my daily reccommended allowance of stupidity.

I, Hollywould says: (4:09:27 PM)
BLOCK'D!